FantHaasy Island

Tragedy strikes the island (~minute 18), but the boys fight through, thanks to a healthy mix of vintage JMau5 positivity, sancerre, and some  very saucey trivia.  Be forewarned--this is a saucier sizzle than most. ps - but really though you're going to need to listen in a quiet place and turn the volume up when my audio cuts out.

The league's newest member drops by the island to show off how many first initials of his players he knows (spoiler alert - it's a lot), prove his bears fan bonafides, and lay down the the gauntlet for his inaugural season.  This one's got that Scotty sizzle.

The Islanders are BACK, baby!  Season 2 of the pod kicks off with the a look at the FantHaasy ForecHaast, a guest appearance from Stevie Licks, and a reminder to please, for the love of God, get to the auction on time.  The season of the sizzle is back.

Butler meets Master as the islanders break in a new, slightly less hella hip, recording studio to discuss the thrill of victory, agony of defeat, and ground rules for the inaugural butler humiliation exercise.  

The islanders VERY briefly discuss the championship and butler bowl, then spend ~40 minutes quizzing each other about stupidities and oddities from the season that was.  Still sizzlin' after all these eps.

Reddin and Chadwick make their much awaited first visits to the island to break down their historic--albeit it for different reasons--2018 seasons, celebrate MPD's equally historic escape from Butler contention, and figure out once and for all which one of them is the superior father.  Back to recording in person and back to sizzlin'.

Niko and Pete drop in for our first ever emergency reaction show and bring about as much fireworks to the island as they did to their historic round 1 matchup.  JMau5's disappointment at not hearing more heartbreak is matched only by Lola's disappointment that Pete's season marches on.  Emergensizzle.

It's finally here--and the only thing less impressive than the ~6 full days it took me to get this pod edited and uploaded is the sound quality!  I PROMISE that the delay was not a secret design to keep Pete Becker's resistance off my airwaves...So take a trip back through time to savor every moment we refer to MPD's "Chadwick bye", each signature google hangout mini-echo,...

The league leader drops by the island to give the islanders a pointer or two, go spelunking into the deepest of analytics, and get some exciting birthday cake ideas from Miko Grimes.  Always sizzle, never fizzle.

Nico joins the islanders to re-open old wounds, drop some bold predictions, and write yet another chapter in Fitzgate.  Too much sizzle to keep it under an hour.  Sorry not sorry.

The QB Hoarder himself brings the spooky with his halloween visit to the Island.  This sizzler is a little bit of trick and a whole lot of treat, highlighted by a look ahead at this weekend's Boo-tler Bowl preview between Colin and MPD and decidedly lowlighted by Colin's burning man recap.  The sizzle is BACK, baby!

Broken glass, everywhere!  For the first time ever, there's a lady on the Island, with Meeps dropping in to help tell Dixie's tale of woe.  Strap yourself in for 35 minutes of sizzlin', self-indulgent sadness!

MPD is BACK, baby, and brought his fave Blake streeter with'em (sorry Pat).  JMau5 joins the islanders to update the power rankings, twist the knife in Reilly's side, and battle valliantly through Morty's whining in the background.  Aaaaaand yaknow it sizzles.

El Gato Grande drops by the island to recap a week of trades (some good, some unspeakably bad), defend his undying belief in his squad, and force us all to wonder whether we knew there was a bit of an LBJ is gay rumor floating about.  WARNING: this episode sizzles like the rest of'em.

El Don drops by the Island to describe the view from the top, defend his WTFDSTOWs, and spin a few yarns about his adoption of American football, land in Tennessee, and Godfather-inspired travels. Sizzler.

The Islanders discuss league happenings, Pete's WTFDSTOW (What the fuck? Dog shit trade offer of the week), their upcoming showdown, and the finer points of being losing losers who lose. This listen downright sizzles.

Dixie staves off a breakdown as the Island's first ever guest stars break down some week 1 action, give their quickest takes on team names, and try to avoid waking Baby Cal. Another sizzlin' listen.

Pre-auction, pre-week1, pre-problems! In this episode, the lads react to the FantHaasy ForecHaast, discuss auction predictions, and play a little trivia, all while struggling to find their way in a new medium. Sizzlin' listen.