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Tick tock, Blaine is waiting. The horrors of Lud have come to bear, as Chase Greenlee, Murph Murphy, and Evan Jones Thorne come along to talk about the Tick Tock Man and the first appearance of Blaine (who is both a pain and a train). Listen to find out if Roland can help Jake, and if Eddie and Susannah can untangle the twisted mess of Blaine's psyche.

Let's get our hands dirty, it's the junk food half hour.

Don't stand still long enough for them to make you a baby bag.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Randy Walker read your responses, prompts, and other musings on the Souls series. Links: Dark Souls Ambient Sounds - Tomb of The Giants (Caverns) - YouTube TerraMantis - YouTube Iron Pineapple - YouTube MoonlightButterfly - YouTube How to Beat: The Bosses of Dark Souls 2 - MY LIFE IN GAMING - YouTube yung maestro - YouTube In Defense of Dark Souls 2 - YouTube Dark...

Kole, Jala, and David talk about the Sega and Atari retro console announcements, WASTED, and we ask you what mundane game tasks you can’t help but indulge in. The Brief: Atari and Genesis are getting retro consoles. Undertale is coming to PS4 and PS Vita in August. Steve Bannon ran a gold farming company. The Multiplayer: What mundane or grindy video tasks can you not stop yourself from doing? The...

Snake men with agency and spells.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about the final portion of Metal Gear Solid 2. Or do they? Support Watch Out for Fireballs! Links: Fight Club Ending - YouTube Abject Suffering on Cherry Tree Comedy Club available here The greatest simpsons shitpost tweet thread of all time.

Why, oh why, did it have to be another boring 16-bit fighting game? Ultraman's storied history doesn't mean much of anything if you don't have affection for the kaiju genre. So, we quickly lose focus and talk about Gary's massage experience and the wonderful qualities of CBD.

One last hurrah for the boys as we knew them. Hot off the Monster tour with some recordings in hand, R.E.M. was ready to make their best album in years. New Adventures in Hi-Fi meanders in all the right ways, keeping you on your toes with new ideas and unconventional choices. "E-bow the Letter" as the lead single? Great. "How the West Was Won and Where it Got Us" as the opening track? Hell yeah. B...

One night I had the weirdest dream where I walked into a cave, and I saw a snake with a human head wearing a vest, rolling a donut.

Kris and Kole talk about deliverance, arctic comfort, and robocops. ALSO: The anatomy of a raisin. Flashlight demo. Just the tip. The Trump family origin. Murphy beds are terrifying. Robot cops for real. A depressing cop story. We don’t understand fidget spinners.

(Extremely Warcraft 3 voice) The Slumlord...has awakened. BnG raises the rent on the slumlord in question. Check this Hotline Miami ass fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0wPHAau1ts

Big tasty doofuses on the march.

A bold vision of an eternal Halloween.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Randy Walker return to Drangleic to say goodbye to Dark Souls II. Links: Randy (@rivaldi22) | Twitter Iron Pineapple - YouTube

Your favorite funny men are here to finish the Dark Phoenix Saga! This week Gary and Jeremy cover Dark Phoenix Part 3 and 4, which have subtitles but you can just assume they're WHAT ABOUT JEAN because that's basically all Scott ever says. There's lots of fun stuff in this episode, most notably Jeremy's terrible explanation of Mardi Gras and Gary's refusal to talk about the "product" or sex. Dang!

Nick and Braybray check out the app where kingdoms meet to fuck, as well as discover the mystery of the unknown player.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Dead Cells, Valve’s recent banning spree, and we do a Free Play Multiplayer. The Brief: Valve bans 40,000 accounts. Half-Life gets its first patch in a while. The new Legends of Localization book looks very good. Wikipedia gets a text adventure. The Multiplayer: Free Play. The Grind: David: Vermintide. Dead Cells. Killing Floor 2. Lovers in a Dangerous Space...

A lich by any other name still smells as sweet.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross do a postmodern postmortem on the first portion of Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. Metal Gear Solid 2 is a game that's been talked to death, but we try our best to bring our own perspective and approach to it. It's a sequel that Kojima never wanted to make. It's full of curveballs and "fuck you"s aimed at series fans. It has lots of ideas that are shockingly pre...

Welp, there's a few different Hearts on Fire videos. This is the one we watched . It's time to get Skelecrazy and Cubist in this piece.

Revenge of the dry cloth zombies.

Got any Gushers for Gasher? This week, Autumn Greer and Paddy Smith stop by to talk about the first portion of the climax of The Waste Lands . Instead of finding wise elves and dune buggies in the city of Lud, our ka-tet instead find teeming masses of raiders committing heinous acts beneath the victims of their sacrifices. We're introduced to Gasher, a singularly unpleasant character who breaks up...

This monument stands proud for all those who were lost in the destruction of Spondylus.

Saddle up for some trouble in the puddle.