Dj Lipton

Wayward Black Sheep Uncle 06.09.2025 2:01:59 ↓

Young adults today...

Death Ship 05.09.2025 2:21:30 ↓

It is like a death ship, a sinking hulk full of shame and disease., being towed back and forth through sea lanes by a hired tugboat with a crew on the verge of mutiny and a captain going crazy with fear. The cargo--62,000 pounds of rotten meat, human excrement and unspecified toxic wastes--so foul that it can't even be sunk in the deepest holes of the ocean. ( The Death Ship, Dr. Hunter S. Thompso...

There's No Meaning I'm Just Living My Life 02.09.2025 1:28:18 ↓

Poor man's existentialism. Poverty's nihilism.

Don't You Tell Me To Smile 01.09.2025 2:14:54 ↓

Don't you tell me to smile. Only smile when there's something to smile about. Like a nice plate of rainbow trout.

You're Not Scary You're Annoying 30.08.2025 2:22:07 ↓

America is just stupid and bad and when criticized it just makes it worse. Just stupid and bad. Let me count the ways. It used to be just the government now it's the people too.

Drowning 29.08.2025 2:10:02 ↓

Who will save this dirty drowning man?

That Looks Uncomfortable 27.08.2025 1:37:28 ↓

Oof!

Bird + Fish = Crab 26.08.2025 1:46:46 ↓

Have you ever been so shit on for so long that when you get something good you don't believe it's real and you also think you'll be punished for it?

Are Witches A Sign Of Financial Decline 24.08.2025 2:05:00 ↓

Are Witches a Sign of Financial Decline??? In a failing economy we see check cashing institutions open up, cash for gold tradesmen and, now CBD dispensaries and marijuana apothecaries. All in the same shopping plaza and even in suburban neighborhoods. Next is the decline of religion. Men and women will feel that their church or mosque has failed them even though they had faith. In times of financi...

The Hustle, The Grind, The End Of Time 22.08.2025 2:13:14 ↓

Normalize sleeping for nine hours.

Dj Lipton In The Lonliness Of Maddness 20.08.2025 2:18:30 ↓

A multiverse of solitude if you will.

Jesus Is The Wall 17.08.2025 1:51:04 ↓

Just another brick, brick, brick, in the wall. Can't go over the goddamn wall. Can't go under the goddamn wall. I don't understand this thing at all. I guess Mexico will pay for it. __________________________________________________________________________________________ (The beautiful woman in the photo is SSBBW model Trysta. )

Whores And Bad Jobs 16.08.2025 1:47:02 ↓

Whores and bad jobs that's what my experience has been.

Illiterate Motorcycle Clowns 15.08.2025 1:59:15 ↓

And their sirens. Not scary fools.

Alpha One Programming 13.08.2025 2:02:02 ↓

With the help of TM Programming's Alpha One Programming!

I'm Your Father From Another Dimension 10.08.2025 2:17:52 ↓

I thought last night there was a Grateful Dead cover band down the block. I didn't hear any music.

Of Loon And Man 09.08.2025 2:02:26 ↓

Of Loon and Man

Ham Relapse Hotline 08.08.2025 2:03:18 ↓

So you got some free ham sandwiches and you ate those big bowls of pork for two days. Not to worry just call 1-800-PORK-HAM. The Ham Relapse Hotline will get you back on track with chicken and seafood subliminal messages. The Ham Relapse Hotline is an affiliate of Dinosaur Church Unlimited and a sister company to Seabase Alpha. In part with Illuminati Corp.

Hash Mech 07.08.2025 2:05:22 ↓

This starts out a bit odd but gets better as it goes.

Krippled Krab Krutches 04.08.2025 1:37:02 ↓

You wouldn't give a crippled crab a crutch! Oh yes we would!

Weird Dick 03.08.2025 1:47:56 ↓

The everyday of weird dicks and stupid bitches. Oh that's a pepper from my garden.

Crusaders And Traders 01.08.2025 1:47:18 ↓

Muslim traders and Christian crusaders. None of it is a good deal.

Creepers 31.07.2025 1:30:30 ↓

Some funk to help you plan for the weekend.

Nogame 28.07.2025 1:40:30 ↓

Ain't got no game.

Ranger Rick In The Valley Of The Gods 27.07.2025 1:30:12 ↓

Ranger Rick on his most relaxing adventure yet!