Chatabix

David’s staying near Joe in Brighton for a few days, so they’re recording today’s show in very close proximity. But despite Joe’s best efforts to meet him for a walk, David’s determined to spend the day driving around looking at all the local villages. He’s also hoping to see some stand-up comedy later that evening. So they have a chat about all of that and David does some more reminiscing about t...

Chatabix is back to kick off 2026! And it might be a brand new series but nothing much has changed, as Joe’s talking to David from a hotel room and dealing with some dodgy Wi-Fi. But once that’s all sorted, there’s chat about new conversation ideas, some recent quipping and David’s Christmas holiday trips to Bath, Brighton and Lapland. Joe also reveals that he’s recently been on a run with some Ch...

For this week’s archive show, it’s the one when David and Joe were joined by former gangster, Charlie Breaker. First posted on 6th Dec 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixsh...

What better way to kick off the Christmas holidays than with a brilliantly festive quiz from TV Joe! And this time he’s prepared his very own ‘inordinately large quiz of the year’, with questions on all of the important news, entertainment and Chatabix trivia from 2025. But before all that, there’s some chat about TV Joe’s new barber shop, a recording studio in Willesden and David visiting Robert...

For this week’s archive show, we bring you one of the most loved episodes of the Chatabix back catalogue. It’s our chat with the wonderful Steve Davis - a true sporting great! First posted on 4th May 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Pa...

It’s a Christmas edition of Mailbag this week - in spite of most of the messages having nothing to do with the festive season. First up, we read an email from a This Morning camera operator, then there’s updates on David’s Ibiza holiday romance and Joe’s Park Run stalker. Plus, more weed stories, a 50th birthday drugs-fest, an early retirement routine, a VLODing clarification and to finish things...

You’ve guessed it, Joe’s on his way to Brighton station to catch a train, so he uses the time to call David and record a pod. So prepare yourself for an enchanted Christmassy walk with some winter stories, a random act of festive generosity, chat about being grateful, Robert Smith’s favourite comedians and David talks Joe through his Synex addiction, again. Plus, some crunch crunching through imag...

On today’s show, Joe reveals that after a long time not reading any messages on social media about himself, he saw one recently which really wound him up. So him and David have a deep dive onto all of that. Then David reveals that this would be just the kind of episode that he would have liked when listening to pods as a gardener. So him and Joe talk through what other Chatabix episodes would have...

David’s got a shirt on today, so we kick things off with talking about wearing smarter clothes and Joe not wearing jeans any more. Then the subject of Joe being a square comes up - so David challenges him to prove that he’s not by providing one amazingly rebellious fact about himself. And what Joe comes up with is an absolute revelation! So much so, it’s all they can talk about for the rest of the...

Archive episode time! And in this one we chat about Joe's shit, arguing with partners and then we shut down. First posted on 22nd June 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixsh...

In today’s selection of Mailbag emails, we have messages about the pleasures of computer gaming, moving to Bath from Australia, VODing vs VLODing, a twins birthday quip, a ‘better that it first appears to be’ quip to group of mechanics, seeing the red mist and another selection of pub jokes. This episode is dedicated to Chatabiscuit Adam - rest in peace. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/...

Well, let’s be honest - today’s show was a bit of a struggle as both David and Joe had nothing much to talk about and no inspiration. But even so, they still manage to rustle up some chat about the wholesomeness of tea, opinions on coffee drinkers, very early morning walks, Jack Russell dogs, Joe getting better at letting stuff go and the possibility of David’s postman listening to the pod. But al...

Apologies in advance - it’s a scatological start to today’s episode. David decides to tell Joe about reluctantly having to do a poo on his train up to London the previous morning. It’s a subject that neither of them are comfortable talking about but they still manage to fill the first 20 minutes discussing it. After that, it’s chat about OAP cocaine users, Ben Shephard being a Chatabiscuit, meetin...

At the end of a recent Mailbag episode, David and Joe started talking about holiday romances. And more specifically, a very special one that David had on a family holiday to Ibiza in 1989, when he was 15 years old. His memories are a little patchy but he’s pretty sure her name was Claire and they almost certainly visited a secret cove on a nearby beach. Either way, he insisted that it would need i...

It’s right back to the early day of the pod for this week’s archive show. We chat about David helping his wife get the car off the drive, how the podcast is doing, how to move up the charts, preparing for tomorrow's episode and Howards Way First posted on 6th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagra...

It’s a right old mixed bag of messages from you lovely listeners this week. There’s info about a Chatabiscuit’s podcast, an offer of some help from a drone operator, a bit of behavioural psychology, an old FHM anecdote, a barrage of pub jokes, a quip query, a visit to a Bristol comedy club, a trip to London to see the Queen, more on Sting's brother and a trio of recollections about Princess Diana’...

We’re back with another cracking selection of incredible stories, which may or may not be one in a million. There’s a shooting star, an awkward haemorrhoid check, an amorous camping coincidence, a pool que knockout, a fraudulent grandmother, a helpful geology professor, a jury duty doppelgänger and a business meeting mix up. What more could you want? FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONT...

It’s an introspective episode today as Joe and David investigate some of their numerous insecurities - such as worrying about not being likeable (both on and off the pod), very variable confidence, whether they’re nice guys, low intelligence levels and having verbal diarrhoea. It’s quite the therapy session! Plus, David explains how he might be meeting Dawn French soon, Joe’s reveals his latest qu...

It’s the one you’ve all been waiting for - David finally gets his chance to ask Joe about co-starring in the Waitrose Christmas advert. And more importantly, what it was like kissing Keira Knightly? What with him being in one of the biggest adverts of the year and the huge success of The Celebrity Traitors, this really has been Joe’s Midas month! So settle back and relax as Joe, somewhat reluctant...

Straight from the archives - it’s another old Chatabix show! And in this one, we chat about dreams, what women want, Hale and Pace and watching loads of TV First posted on 2nd April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www...

On today’s fun-packed Mailbag show, David and Joe read messages about a film and television scenery painter, thanks from a retiring builder, a few more quips, observations on Joe visiting Princess Diana’s memorial flowers, some Italian translations, Canary Islands life and having parents with the same name. Plus, an offer from Cameo (the personalised video service, not the 80's band) and David tri...

On today’s show, the guys analyse some of their strange behaviour when speaking with guests on the pod - beginning with the very blunt opener from David when they were joined by the lovely Dermot O’Leary. They then wonder if their rather chaotic approach to recording Chatabix ends up confusing many of the listeners and what they could do to improve things. They also take a look back at some old ep...

Joe’s filming in Manchester at the moment, where he happened to bump into fellow Celebrity Traitors contestant David Olusoga, who’s staying at the same hotel. So he tells David (Earl) what a lovely moment that was and how nostalgic it made him feel. They also chat about not having much to talk about every autumn and look back at some old Chatabix episode titles from this time last year. Then, as J...

Well, this episode starts off promisingly enough, with some chat about a great boy band TV documentary that David’s currently watching. But then Joe’s Wi-Fi has a complete meltdown and things become pretty chaotic for quite some time. At least we have David to sings us some Take That songs whilst Joe does a bit of fault finding with his router. So hold tight, this one’s gonna be a bumpy ride - cru...

Time to wind back the clock and hear an old episode of the pod. In this one, Patreon members call in to tell everyone why they love Joe Wilkinson. First posted on 6th June 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www.patreon.c...