Weird Biscuit

Send us a Message Wild swimming, ferocious receptionists and eating grass.

Send us a Message Biblical salt, tiny truncheons and the back to front boy.

Send us a Message The 4am Club, Dave's onions and 4 ways with a shower cap.

Send us a Message The devils hoof, gay daddy long legs and the secret life of a rice crispie.

Send us a Message Biddy bodies, coconut crabs and the condom in the tap.

Send us a Message Sea pigs, dangle berries and the hangman’s noose.

Send us a Message Toenails in a match box, intelligent toilets and the misbehaving marmalade.

Send us a Message The milk tribe, Downton Abbey etiquette and ‘biffing right out'

Send us a Message Abseiling with oven gloves, a disembodied head and the papier mache bum. 

Send us a Message Ferrets, a gas experiment and worms with big egos.

Send us a Message The bum database, umbrella hats and the guinea pig wig.  

Send us a Message The woman from Atlantis, Ronnie’s escape and the toad in the laundry. Catch Sallyann in her show Salien at the Edinburgh fringe in August - You can find her at the Underbelly, Bristo Square every day except Mondays.  Show starts at 4.15pm https://www.underbellyedinburgh.co.uk/events/event/sallyann-fellowes-salien

Send us a Message Moonlighting elves, chasing cheese and a tiny bee shed.

Send us a Message Animal bum empathy, dirty word dictionary and rainbows in the Vatican. Sallyann clocks up a few air miles at the eye infirmary. Catch Sallyann in her show Salien at the Edinburgh fringe in August - You can find her at the Underbelly, Bristo Square every day except Mondays.  Show starts at 4.15pm https://www.underbellyedinburgh.co.uk/events/event/sallyann-fellowes-salien

Send us a Message A curious fact about chickens, the hit and run Christmas card and smoking out the holy father...

Send us a Message Chamomile fairies, crunchy nits and a Victorian crime scene.   Lipstick, chapstick, otters and bears … what does it all mean?!

Send us a Message Secondhand teeth, pensive cats and the jaws of a shark.  Sallyann makes a disturbing confession….

Send us a Message Escaping first dates, the street cred of donuts and speaking like Radio 4.  Sallyann risks giving directions and Lisa gets a lesson in German. Warning: brief mention of euthanasia and some explicit language 

Send us a Message Queer spam, homophobic eyes and bisexual monkeys.  Lisa invents a new word and Sallyann declares her first law as Prime Minister.

Send us a Message Animals with no pants, the Dick Van Dyke roofer and crop dusting on planes.  Sallyann gets lost in a toilet and Lisa questions her identity.

Send us a Message Rocket fuelled artichokes, exploding sheep and Matthew has a breakdown.  Sallyann blows the roof off and Lisa has an unfortunate word mix up.

Send us a Message Stroking moths, stealing horses and riding the corned beef skateboard.

Send us a Message Blindfold on the motorway,  the unmarried shoe and styling it out with a satsuma.

Send us a Message A confused penguin, flying barefoot in a toilet and an imprisoned Alexa .... the revolution is coming!

Send us a Message Emergency bananas, a scary dog man and stalking Shrunken Jesus. Note: Some listeners might find the dog man story triggering (at 23m10secs in)