We Doing Filmographies

Giddy up! This is a long time coming. Jules and I love us some Bill Sage. Things popped off hard with his performance in "High Art", and I realized I already liked this guy when I was a teenager and watching Hal Hartley movies on IFC.Robert John Burke gets out of jail for manslaughter and everyone in his town knows he is a killer. He gets work as a mechanic and falls in love with the daughter of h...

Is "Shag" a wild 70's erotic adventure? Perhaps it is about carpet? Or maybe about some teen girls going to a beach town to have some young person fun? SHAG! Phoebe Cates, Bridget Fonda, Annabeth Gish and Page Hannah hit the road to cut loose and stay at Phoebe's parents beach house. There's a house party, an Elvis type, a dance competition and friendship. Tune in for the final Phoebe Cates episod...

Sometimes you're tied to your family, sometimes you're a teen werewolf. And sometimes? You crave the... Bright Lights, Big City. Michael J. Fox plays a never-was writer who fact checks poorly by day and does the cocaines all night long with Kiefer Sutherland. His heart is broken and he's stalled out in life. What will he do???? (Probably more cocaine). Do we like this? Do we like Mikey? What about...

After flushing the franchise down the toilet with lazy, boring sequels, "Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV" attempts to right the ship. Toxie is trying for a baby. The diaper mafia takes over a special needs school and while attempting to save the kids, Toxie enters an evil mirror dimension, while his monstrous doppelganger enters his. This is full of sleaze, offensive words, actions,...

Ok, so you're engaged to this lady who isn't that nice. Honestly, it kind of seems like she might hit you. But? An Angel bounces off a satellite and falls into your pool. What do you do?????? Date With An Angel. My girlfriend watched whatever on her laptop with headphones, but when she would look up at the TV while I watched this? RAGE! This movie is wildly un-sexual, but I guess if you have headp...

Hey look, it's definitely an episode on "The Toxic Avenger III".A nerd melts after drinking radioactive water from the fountain at his high school. Is he the new Toxie? Are the Cretins his new pile of nemesis? What about these horny teens that seem to develop powers after smoking yellow weed? Is there a toilet baby???Is THIS better than the last Avenger outing? Tune in and find out?

Sometimes life gives you lemons, and sometimes it withholds the mystery of who your mother is and you have to battle for the information. And then? Lace 2! Yep, now Lily has to figure out who her dad is. Will anyone just tell her? Nope. You need to sit through another mini-series. Phoebe Cate's accent is gone, her mom was switched out with another actress and there's a lot of that four letter r-wo...

When we haphazardly decided to just do all of the Toxic Avenger movies because the first one was great, we thought we had stumbled upon the promised land. Unfortunately, we are a couple of dummies and got taken for a very boring ride. In the garbage sequel, Toxie goes to Japan to find his father. An evil company is tricking him and destroying his hometown while he is away. Blah blah blah. Feel fre...

A horrible father fritters his life away creating and trying to sell deeply flawed inventions, while his teenage son works at a bank to keep the lights on. What happens when this bum shows up with a stolen Mogwai? GREMLINS What child of the 80s didn't love "Gremlins"? None of them! We loved our Gremlins! Phoebe Cates is in it this, so we gotta watch it. Does it hold up? Have we changed? Tune in!

Once upon a time, there was a dork. A nerd. A real goofy doof. He mopped the fitness center and everyone there hated him. Then, one day, he jumped into some goo and became... The Toxic Avenger! This movie is really something. It sets up a pretty hilarious universe full of some of the worst people you could imagine. It gets you excited for vengeance. And then it fills you up with nudity and graphic...

Three high school girls hang out smoking, writing erotica and dreaming of dreamy dudes. Then? Womanhood comes a knocking, and one of them gets pregnant. She gives birth to? Lace. Phoebe Cates plays a girl who had a very bad childhood and is now rich and powerful. She sets out to find which one of those bi**hes is her mother, and they sure do make it difficult. Buckle up for a giant mini-series fro...

An old man has dementia and has suffered from a couple of strokes. He rots in a chair and floats into his sad memories, confusing us and himself about what is actually real. He reminds you that death is coming for us all, he is...Capone. This was presented as a trainwreck when it came out. An example of how hard a promising director can fall. But? This is a deeply sad movie that seems to achieve e...

They used to make all these horny teen movies and people loved 'em. Phoebe Cates made one too! Private School. There's three guys. They really want hot action. There's some girls. Whatever. It's a comedy? It's really hanging It's hat on thr wildly attractive ladies. The mean girl is an all time babe. Be prepared for a lot of thirsty talk.

Before the Marvel stuff went super nuts, but after it was already poppin', a lil superhero movie came out. In 2012, there was... Chronicle A sad, shy boy starts recording everything in the hopes he'll catch his dad beating him. He has a cousin/friend who gives him proximity to a normal high school experience. One night, with a third, super friendly charm machine, they discover underground...

Sometimes, family treats you like you're an incompetent lil kid. Why? Because you're the... Babysister. Phoebe Cates flees college and returns home to L.A. by bus. She has no idea what to do, other than stay with her older sister and her doctor boyfriend. When she gets a job at the clinic, intense situations lead to forbidden feelings. This was a TV movie, and it has a very chill vibe. It's a meet...

Gather round and listen to us discuss the much hated 2015 Fantastic Four. Were people right? Is this boring garbage? Is Josh Trank a hack that should be shot into space? No. This is very clearly the best of the four that had come out and I can't even begin to understand how people could hate on a movie that has actual characters and motivations in it. That body horror stuff is fantastic (wink). We...

For Phoebe Cates' second film, she's dealing with the childish people during her... Fast Times At Ridgemont High Is this even a classic for young people now? Seems like it's probably in relic status. Either way, it's full of great performances, super goofy scenes, a nice touch of realistic sadness and the stars of tomorrow who are now the stars of yesterday. Tune in and we can throw some hot coffe...

As we keep chugging along on the F4 train, here's 2007's "Rise of the Silver Surfer". When a movie makes a bunch of money, regardless of quality, they say let's do another. And they did another one of the 2005's cast and director. And Doom comes back. Why? Why bring Doom back? Whatever, it has a surfer made of silver. If you like it, please do like, subscribe, spread the word, and if you write up...

It's time for Phoebe! Phoebe Cates! For her first movie, she plays a fancy teen in the middle east that a prince or warlord or whatever wants to own. A real dork of a missionary gets wrapped up in this slave auction situation and him and Phoebe end up on the run. This is a "Blue Lagoon" knock-off. It wants to be a grand adventure, a wacky animal farm movie, and a tale of the discovery of sexuality...

Before Marvel struck it big with "Iron Man", they thought "Hey, how about that stretchy guy and rock man? People like them!" and they made 2005's "Fantastic Four".This here movie was a hit! They put a bunch of money into it and cashed in hard enough to warrant a sequel. But is it good? Is it actually boring and just not quite enough of anything? You've probably seen it, but if not, tune in and fin...

Jason picks a movie he loved in 1998! "Clay Pigeons" has lil baby Joaquin Phoenix and fresh on the scene Vince Vaughn. One likes to have sex with his best friends wife and one happens to be a trucker/serial killer. What will happen? Will this be the first Janeane Garofalo we do? It is. She just keeps popping up in stuff over the next six months. Rate, review, subscribe, tell your friends. Review u...

Once upon a time, with fifty dollars and a dream, the first "Fantastic Four" movie was created. Then they farted it into a box and said "No! You can't watch it!" But farts can escape boxes! They didn't think of that, did they!?In honor of the new F4, we're doing em all. Or, it's something to do and we like to shake things up. The first entry, 1994's "Th...

A high-school hero returns from the dead to take revenge against the psychotic drag racer who killed him. The murdered boy transforms himself into a hi-tech spirit in black leathers and sets out to do battle with a gang of desert-based car thieves led by the man who destroyed him.

A London scholar (Sigourney Weaver) moonlights as a personal escort and becomes a pawn in a plot against a client (Michael Caine).

How do you make a sequel to a sci-fi horror slasher that hides the monster pretty well? Do a balls out horror action movie with loads of aliens everywhere! Bang bang! Shoot shoot! One of us thinks this is an amazing, masterful film. The other one says "it's fine." Who is who? Tune in! Subscribe! Tell your friends! Before we hit the final Sigourney (we dont come back to her for a long time), maybe...