Three Guys On

Randolph is out this week, but we have Tim Miller and Dominic Rivera sitting in. We start this episode with some rankings on the best burger restaurants. Then, we check out a clip of a doctor who got tackled by security at the airport despite being white, and a video of a different white guy who thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and yell racial slurs in Uganda. And we close out with a G...

Today we're joined by Sock Puppet #1, Haywood Turnipseed, Jr. We start this episode checking out some listener emails and comments, and talking about GenX politicians. Then, we discuss Omarosa's new book about Trump. After that, we watch a video of Paris Dennard desperately trying to defend Trump. And we close out with the story of a guy who committed suicide by stealing a plane and crashing it.

Randolph is out today, but we're joined by Elton Howard Jr. and Dominic Rivera. In this episode, we get a fresh, new crazy Elton story that just might top all of the other ones. Then, we talk about a couple stories from Dominic's past. After that, we discuss old strip club experiences. And we close out with the audio of a guy who called into C-SPAN and threatened to shoot two CNN reporters.

Today we have Tim Miller back, and we're also joined by Franqi French and JL Cauvin. In this episode, we talk about Franqi's childhood days selling porn, and the first time JL ever saw porn. Then, we discuss how gay men get away with groping straight women. After that, we talk about the proper way to get dressed before a show, and a bizarre old comedy club promotion. And we close out with some con...

We're joined today by the great Romane Walters (@Thatblack1). We start this episode talking about the guy who got fouled so hard at a local gym, he had to go call the cops. Then, we talk about some MAGA hat wearing interns who claim they were refused an Uber ride in DC. And we close out with the story of Romane's earliest experiences with porn.

We're joined today by the great Elton Howard, Jr. We start this episode with a couple listener emails that get us talking about the election and Trump. Then, we watch a video of a coach in Lavar Ball's basketball league who likes to threaten his players. After that, we watch a couple classic videos that show what can happen if you owe someone money. And we close out with a few thoughts on the Char...

We're joined today by the great Charity Sade. We start this episode talking about fireworks and checking out a couple listener emails. Then, we discuss bathroom etiquette, white america, and Hope Solo's recent comments about soccer. After that, we talk about that NRA lady and some comments she made about journalists. And we close out with some discussion on the shooting of Antwon Rose.

Welcome to yet another episode of Two Guys On. No guest today. We start this episode talking about that rapper guy whose name is hard to pronounce who got killed. Then, we check out some listener emails and talk about Melania's jacket. After that, we discuss a former basketball star and a college football coach whose politics seem to have gone off the deep end. And we close out with an article abo...

We're joined today by the great Dominic Rivera. We start this episode with some thoughts on the whole kids in cages situation. Then, we discuss the Trump/Kim summit spectacle. And after that, we have a long conversation about depression, anger, and how to take care of your mental health.

Today we're joined by one of our favorite guests, Petey Steele. We start this one off talking about LeBron's broken hand. Then, we check out some listener emails which gets us revisiting the topic of black nerds. Next, we discuss the apparent end to the Drake vs. Pusha T beef. After that, we check out the story of a hardware store owner who doesn't want any gays around. And we close out with an up...

We're joined today by the great Romane Walters (@Thatblack1). We start this episode with some ideas on how Drake can get back at Pusha T. Then, we check out a couple listener emails, including one from a beatmaker. After that, we discuss a preacher who needs a new jet, and a woman who had to prove to an airline that her biracial child was hers. And we close out with some thoughts on LeBron's recen...

In this episode of The Woke Files, Randolph has a great conversation with the legendary Marsha Warfield.

No sock puppet today, so it's just Two Guys On for a change. We start this episode talking about exercising and grade school fights. Then, we check out a couple listener emails. After that, we watch the video of a woman who decided to defecate inside a Tim Horton's, and talk about a guy who got some coffee shop employees fired because of the music they were playing. And we close out with some disc...

We're joined today by Elton Howard, Jr. In this episode, we check out a couple listener emails, which gets into a conversation about Kanye West. After that, we watch the video of a racist old man fighting a woman in a parking lot. Next, we talk about a former ESPN host who says she was fired because she was white. And we close out with some discussion on the Kevin Hart sex tape extortion attempt.

Today we're joined by Elton "Pop Pop" Howard, Jr. We start this episode talking about old fast food jobs. Then, we reminisce about apartment living when you're young. After that, Elton tells us all about the big house he used to have before the housing market collapsed. Next, we discuss the notion of "happy slaves" being taught to some kids in school. And we close out with some thoughts on why Big...

We're joined today by Petey Steele. We start this episode with some listener emails. Then, we talk about a naked guy getting violent on the DC Metro. Next, we talk about Ray Lewis vs. Odell Beckham Jr., and the ongoing saga of Colin Kaepernick. After that we discuss last week's Starbucks racism and a kid getting shot at for trying to get directions to school. And we close out with some thoughts on...

Today we're joined by PRS-1, Dominic Rivera. We start this episode talking about some recent drama involving Gary Owen. Then, we break down the recent Conor McGregor backstage fight. And we close out with some great stories from Dominic about all the gambling and women from back in his Air Force days.

We're joined today by the great Chris Lamberth (@ChrisLamberth). We start this episode talking about junk food and old video games. Then, a listener email leads to a converastion about the Breakfast Club vs Desus and Mero drama. And we close out with a video of female Trump supporters defending him after the Stormy Daniels interview, and some disucssion on racism.

We're joined today by Elton Howard, Jr., AKA Pop-Pop. We start this episode with some comedy talk and listener emails. Then, we spend a few minutes discussing Lil Dickey's latest song. After that, we talk about the shooting of Stephon Clark, which leads to a braoder conversation on guns. And we close out with some thoughts on the Killer Mike NRA video.

We're joined today by Petey Steele (@SteelebornDC). We start this episode with some discussion about the early stages of the Austin bombings. Then, we talk about a ridiculous scandal involving a neo-nazi from Maryland. After that, we discuss a teacher whose gun went off in class, and why white people seem to be stockpiling so many guns. And we close out with some conversation about hip hop and the...

Today we're joined by the great Dominic Rivera. We start this episode talking about old movies before reviewing a new song from a hotep turned singer. After that, we talk about Trump and North Korea. Next, we discuss Kobe's Oscar. And we close out with some discussion about the drama created by a local radio prank gone wrong.

Our guest today is the great Courtney Fearrington (@bigCcomedy). We spend the beginning of this episode talking about some recent news about Rick Ross. Next, we talk about the NFL combine. Then, we discuss the fallout of the Michael Steele CPAC incident, and recent efforts to criminalize blackness. And we close out with the idea of grocery stores selling guns.

We're joined today by the great Romane Walters (@Thatblack1). We start this episode with a couple listener emails. Then, we move on to talk about that Dana Loesch lady from the NRA, and what she has to say about the media. Next, we talk about comments made about Michael Steele at CPAC, and Trump's cheat sheet. And we close out discussing the revelation that an officer stayed outside the school dur...

We're joined today by PRS-1, Dominic Rivera. We start this episode with a listener email. Then, we get some analysis from Dominic on the recent Cleveland Cavaliers trade. That leads us into a deeper basketball discussion including how LaVar Ball is messing up his kids' careers. Next, we talk about an awkward All-Star game moment between Michael Smith and Jamie Foxx. And we close out with some mans...

We're joined today by Mike Brown (@olmikeb757). In this episode, we discuss Trump's racism and how we would handle being attacked by a heckler. Then, we play the debut single from friend of the podcast, Basi. Check him out at 571basi.com. Next, we discuss a Fox News exec who has a problem with diversity at the Olympics. And we close out with a nazi politician who's running unopposed in a GOP prima...