The Woody Show

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The Woody Show opens with a drunk guy's voicemail rendition of "Come AsYou Are" — and somehow that's not even the wildest call, because anotherlistener's raccoon attack cost him $33,000. Jeff G's "Would You Rather" goes fully unhinged — licking a NYC subway floor vs. chewing a stranger'stoothbrush, re-living your birth vs. watching your conception — while CraigslistPrice Is Right...

Monday's show hit different: The voicemail line had a listener who'd bang Jeff, Gina, and Morgan, so there's that. The VMAs belonged to Madonna, Dolly got her sendoff, and the crew debated whether we're officially over mourning celebrities yet. Menace beat Gina in NFL Biggest Loser again, USC suspended a linebacker, Costco brought back the twisted churro, and Sammi's secret Jo Koy fart got the ani...

Monday's show hit different: The voicemail line had a listener who'd bang Jeff, Gina, and Morgan, so there's that. The VMAs belonged to Madonna, Dolly got her sendoff, and the crew debated whether we're officially over mourning celebrities yet. Menace beat Gina in NFL Biggest Loser again, USC suspended a linebacker, Costco brought back the twisted churro, and Sammi's secret Jo Koy fart got the ani...

Monday's show hit different: The voicemail line had a listener who'd bang Jeff, Gina, and Morgan, so there's that. The VMAs belonged to Madonna, Dolly got her sendoff, and the crew debated whether we're officially over mourning celebrities yet. Menace beat Gina in NFL Biggest Loser again, USC suspended a linebacker, Costco brought back the twisted churro, and Sammi's secret Jo Koy fart got the ani...

Friday's show was a certified banger — the crew confessed what they're OCD about, from Woody's sock-folding rituals and gas pumped to the exact dollar to Greg's perfectly straight doors, plus the week's wildest headlines including Macklemore's Free Palestine tour and Snoop Dogg hosting the VMAs. Fail stories delivered as always: the guy who put superglue in his urethra, the woman who drank h...

Today on The Woody Show, the NFL Biggest Loser comes down to Gina vs. Menace, while Greg is still trying to figure out the difference between the line and the spread. This Week in Audio brings us an unhinged Bucs fan, a live tailgate engagement, the Mango Matcha guy, the viral Red Bikini Girl and a debate over whether a terrified woman is being a bitch…or a Greg Gory. We also talk to the Ch...

Today on The Woody Show, the NFL Biggest Loser comes down to Gina vs. Menace, while Greg is still trying to figure out the difference between the line and the spread. This Week in Audio brings us an unhinged Bucs fan, a live tailgate engagement, the Mango Matcha guy, the viral Red Bikini Girl and a debate over whether a terrified woman is being a bitch…or a Greg Gory. We also talk to the Ch...

The Woody Show laughs at Caleb Williams memes and Jeff gets put on the spot for parenting advice, while Menace wonders if kids can basically be trained with treats like dogs. Plus, Redneck News brings a bucket of poop, Wendy’s drops an emo album, and the crew battles over the greatest one-hit wonder of all time. We also follow up on the Florida woman whose “that cocaine in my ass isn&r...

The Woody Show laughs at Caleb Williams memes and Jeff gets put on the spot for parenting advice, while Menace wonders if kids can basically be trained with treats like dogs. Plus, Redneck News brings a bucket of poop, Wendy’s drops an emo album, and the crew battles over the greatest one-hit wonder of all time. We also follow up on the Florida woman whose “that cocaine in my ass isn&r...

Woody officially revoked Kate Beckinsale’s Hall Pass privileges…so he’s looking for a hall pass - We get into hunting versus fishing, and somehow discover a product called the Wunder Boner. Then the after-hours voicemails bring nose-ring queefs, Fat Sammi complaints, and our Boss Paul getting put on the spot to see if he even knew all of our names. Sebas celebrates 7-Eleven Brin...

Woody officially revoked Kate Beckinsale’s Hall Pass privileges…so he’s looking for a hall pass - We get into hunting versus fishing, and somehow discover a product called the Wunder Boner. Then the after-hours voicemails bring nose-ring queefs, Fat Sammi complaints, and our Boss Paul getting put on the spot to see if he even knew all of our names. Sebas celebrates 7-Eleven Brin...

The Woody Show is back from the iHeartRadio Music Festival with a full weekend of Cheers, Jeers, bad decisions and angry BTS fans. We recap the biggest news of the weekend, crown our NFL Biggest Loser, and somehow end up debating hotel keys, phone screen protectors, and full-body MRI. Plus, Guess Whose Gas returns, Sebas investigates a grocery store “scam,” and AI continues its mission...

The Woody Show is back from the iHeartRadio Music Festival with a full weekend of Cheers, Jeers, bad decisions and angry BTS fans. We recap the biggest news of the weekend, crown our NFL Biggest Loser, and somehow end up debating hotel keys, phone screen protectors, and full-body MRI. Plus, Guess Whose Gas returns, Sebas investigates a grocery store “scam,” and AI continues its mission...

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The Woody Show is asking the important questions today…like how interest rates actually affect normal people, and why China needs robot fish spying on everybody. Bitches Be Crazy brings a woman punching a cashier and leaving behind her wallet, plus an airline passenger who apparently thought the plane was her own private bedroom. This Week in Audio has everything from an athlete pooping her...

The Woody Show is asking the important questions today…like how interest rates actually affect normal people, and why China needs robot fish spying on everybody. Bitches Be Crazy brings a woman punching a cashier and leaving behind her wallet, plus an airline passenger who apparently thought the plane was her own private bedroom. This Week in Audio has everything from an athlete pooping her...

Today on The Woody Show, Waymo snitches to the cops, Greg worries about a chunk of the sun hitting Earth, and Woody wonders what happened to good old-fashioned MILF porn. After Hours Voicemails bring us Filipino dogs and high thoughts. Plus, Rich On Tech, NFL Biggest Loser picks, chicken nugget purses, AI girlfriends…and Greg feeds Menace chicken wings with his feet. Just another completely...

Today on The Woody Show, Waymo snitches to the cops, Greg worries about a chunk of the sun hitting Earth, and Woody wonders what happened to good old-fashioned MILF porn. After Hours Voicemails bring us Filipino dogs and high thoughts. Plus, Rich On Tech, NFL Biggest Loser picks, chicken nugget purses, AI girlfriends…and Greg feeds Menace chicken wings with his feet. Just another completely...

Jo Koy in studio, News Headlines, Will Ai end us? & More!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on The Woody Show, the Emmys happened, football is back, and celebrities are once again discovering that nobody wants politics with their concert tickets. Jo Koy takes over the studio to talk fist fights, getting rich, foot fetishes and Greg’s horrifying immature text replies. Plus, we debate whether breakdancing is actually a sport, Howard Stern barely works anymore, Oprah takes over...

Cheers and jeers, News Headlines, Cart Narcs & More!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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