The Stoned Genius

This episode should probably not be your introduction to The Stoned Genius. TSG relays a story that gives rise to a great name for a Smash Mouth cover band. (ep 067)

The Stoned Genius gets confirmation from his wife that she does in fact listen to the show...some of the stories that are told are why she doesn't always listen. TSG also thanks Bobbi for being so trusting of him. An explanation is given as to why TSG thinks they are better than the rest and it's not just his IQ. (ep 066)

This is another cross-over show with "The Longest One-Night Stand with Bobbi and Ro" and "The Stoned Genius". Ro welcomes Mo to the studio and Trinity joins from Chicago. 

The Stoned Genius gets this episode out late, so we are calling it a NOONER! Better late than never when you get to hear about sex acts!

The Stoned Genius may have the diagnosis that Jenna Jameson is searching for. TSG also gives updates to his workout routine at one-week post-op. TSG is also going to see if his body is capable of learning and performing an Asian squat.

The Stoned Genius talks about how 4/20 is NOT a stoner holiday...we celebrate each day that we are stoners. After viewing Close Encounters of the Third Kind, TSG also talks about what it would take to get him on a UFO...not much. (ep 062)

The Stoned Genius talks about the fallout from yesterday's show. TSG talks about the differences in their children and dishes on which child thinks being in a towel is the same as being naked.

This is a crossover event with "The Longest One Night Stand with Bobbi and Ro" and "The Stoned Genius". Bobbi and TSG talk about getting over someone with Mo! Mo talks about what she wants and needs from someone to "make the roster".

The Stoned Genius talks about making it through surgery. TSG also talks about why Europeans drive on the left side of the road and it is not what you'd think. TSG gets ready to change their workout routine and what they might be expecting from their body as a result.  (ep 059)

The Stoned Genius goes under the knife...is he alive or is he dead right now? (Hence the Schrodingers reference in the title) TSG also gives thanks to THE SOCIETY (the international high IQ society) for making him laugh. TSG talks about his yet-to-be-formed punk band Sex Thumb.

The Stoned Genius decided to give out some thanks to people before he goes under the knife. TSG talks about doing this same show three times. TSG also discusses Lizzo, body image, and what they are going to do post-op. (ep 057)

The Stoned Genius' father passes away and he talks about it. TSG also talks about the continued courtship of Catherine Owens in his attempt to get her to become his co-host of this podcast. TSG also talks about the return of Beardy and discusses how long Beardy may stick around this time.

The Stoned Genius talks to four-time guest Catherine Owens, this time about her tennis career. Catherine and her teammates finished their inaugural season by winning the TENCAP championship. Find out not only what that means, but find out what initially drew her to tennis and how it has enhanced her life. From the facility coaches and staff at Elite Tennis and Wellness in Overland Park, Ks, and th...

The Stoned Genius keeps it short as there are two episodes on Monday and tests a new microphone. In this episode, TSG talks about what they are expecting from their body over the next 12 to 16 weeks post-op as their workouts will have to be drastically different. How will this affect Speedo season for TSG? TSG also talks about the Catherine "Dunkelmann" interview and explains the lengths they will...

The Stoned Genius discusses some of his favorite TV shows from his childhood. Most notably, BJ and the Bear. Why was it "the Bear"? His name was Bear, no one else goes by "the" something. That would be like me calling myself The Stoned Genius...oh, never mind. TSG also discusses the humor he finds in fans of Bridgerton missing the intimate scenes from season 1. (ep054)

The Stoned Genius talks about growing up a mall rat at Metcalf South Shopping Center in Overland Park, Kansas. TSG talks about going to the hair salon with his mom. Eating with the family at Putsch's cafeteria most Sundays after church. Having my first "wet" kiss with Sue after the arcade and finding a job that I loved at a video store.

The Stoned Genius discusses what types of lies you can tell the dying. TSG explains why going to the top on problems will yield the best results. TSG also talks about the power of the Platypus and how owning one might make you rich.

The Stoned Genius talks about things they would like to possibly learn while they are off work after surgery. TSG explains what SMDB!$ means and who would need to decide what that amount is. TSG wonders about setting yourself apart on a street corner. It seems there should be alien talk in episode 51, but there is not. (ep051)

Someone gets mad at The Stoned Genius for a comment they made about the Big Ole Freak video by Megan Thee Stallion. TSG also talks about his 90-year-old father going into hospice care and things that are going on at his parents' house. TSG also wonders about putting a person in an outfit with an animal print, putting them on all fours, and then putting the animal in with them. (ep 050)

The Stoned Genius talks about how April Fool's day used to mean something to them, now it is just another day. TSG talks about having their father transition into hospice care and what that means. The SLAP comes up again and seems to be a point of contention with some people. TSG also coins the word VIRGENIUS...which is a genius who is still a virgin.

The Stoned Genius talks about THE SLAP at the Oscars. TSG talks about how you should never resort to violence unless it is self-defense or two or more willing parties. TSG also explains the word alopecia...which means hair loss. TSG explains why he thinks the Smiths are arrogant and out of touch with reality.

The Stoned Genius talks about the videos in his workout playlist and how those videos are connected to bidet culture. TSG reviews a few of the videos in his playlist and discusses his bewilderment at the content of what he is watching. TSG also talks about the greatest lyrics ever written in the song "Work that Ass for Daddy". This song changed TSG's life found out why.

The Stoned Genius wishes to apologize for the sound quality on today's show. The connection with my guest was less efficient than we thought. John and TSG talk about the "right of sepulcher". TSG thinks a "Weekend at Bernie's/StanleyCup" type arrangement where my friends get to take me to do things one last time. We also discuss the After-death catapult idea as a way to make money for my family on...

The Stoned Genius talks about his love for owning a bidet. TSG talks about wanting to maintain a clean butt due to the popularity of analingus. Keeping a clean butt is a way of life. TSG also talks about why shaving your Harry Crack (butt crack if you weren't catching that) is a must because no one likes stank ass.  TSG previews tomorrow's topic which goes hand-in-hand (tongue-in-crack?) with...

The Stoned Genius recaps the interview (bonus out Tomorrow) with Attorney John Humphrey. John talks about the "Right of Sepulcher" and discusses what might be allowed to be done with my body once I am dead. Good news for TSGs' friends, they might get a "Weekend at Bernie's" type send-off for him. Bidet-culture is when you keep your bottom clean because you never know when it is time to eat.