The P-Valley Podcast

I'm baaaack! I'm talking about one of the hottest liars to ever lie, Mr. Hasan Minhaj! I'm also talking about my sister, and how Netflix is ruining Love is Blind. Slow. It. Down, Netflix. These seasons are dropping too quickly. Enjoy.

Lisa and Chris and Roxanne and Antonio are some of the worst couples in Netflix history. They also saved The Ultimatum season 2 with their antics. Why didn't Trey defend Riah at the reunion? Why was Vanessa Lachey trying to get Roxanne to get married on the spot? Lisa isn't hormonal now, so why did she get a pass for insulting Riah? Let's get into it already!

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are being slammed for defending their convicted rapist friend, Danny Masterson. I didn't watch their video, but I heard it didn't help. Let's learn from this! I talked about what I've been reminded of and what I've learned from this BS.

Jackie and Josh ruin everything. I've changed my mind on Chelsea & Kwame and more...

In part 2 & 3 of Rachel Leviss, aka Raquel Leviss's Bethenny Frankel podcast interview she says she has every right to get a restraining order, Lala is fake af, she wants to start a podcast for side chicks and so much more!!!!!!! (13:27) Rachel comes for everyone (13:57) Rachel vs. Angelina (16:50) James allegations (21:47-24:00) Bethenny tries to get Rachel emotional (27:18-29:57) Rachel and Beth...

Rachel Leviss aka Raquel Leviss of Scandoval sat down with Bethenny Frankel to slam Ariana and Tom Sandoval's relationship. I haven't heard my hot takes anywhere else!! What do you think of what I have to say about the PR fiasco that was Rachel's first post-Vanderpump Rules reunion interview?!?!

Carlee Russell aka Carlee Smollett ain't getting no blind loyalty from me! I drag Carlee, Keke Palmer's baby daddy, Jonah Hill AND his ex!

The Love is Blind reunion should have been fire, but it had the wrong hosts! (4:58) Bridal suite joke (6:02) Kwame's hairline & lies (9:52) Zack vs. Irina (16:30) Micah (19:28) Zack vs. Micah (21:10) Jackie & Josh (23:53) Marshall (24:51) Chelsea's apartment & Zack's singing (26:54) Chelsea's delusional (29:40) Bartise hate

Netflix's Love is Blind season 4 "live" reunion was trash. Host Vanessa Lachey dropped the ball. Here are questions I would have asked cast members!! Please note, I apologize for some background sounds. I won't record with my phone on my bed again! Sign the petition to replace Vanessa below. (10:00) My questions for Zack (16:16) What I would ask Jackie (21:58) My questions for Marshall (25:20) Wha...

Love is Blind season 4 spoilers for Bliss and Zack, Chelsea and Kwame, Micah and Paul and Tiffany and Brett are here! These "spoilers" are my opinions, along with some major clues and comments I've heard from other podcast hosts! My spoilers are sometimes wrong. Listen up to find out how right or wrong I'll be in a few days when the Love is Blind finale airs! Like, rate, subscribe plz. SO sorry fo...

Don't come for Love is Blind season 4 couple Zack and Bliss! Zack always wanted to choose Bliss but she presented herself as a crazy bitch in the pods whose family will hate him. I would have chosen Irina too! Zack has been through enough already! Can you tell that I sped up the audio? That's sarcasm. I sound like a robot towards the end.

Queen's Court on Peacock is one of my favorite reality shows. It stars Tamar Braxton, Evelyn Lozada and Nivea. Don't miss it. Find out what I think about the men/ couples! (10:46) Why I stan Evelyn & why every Black girl should watch Queen's Court.

Love is Blind season 4 has a standout favorite couple and this season is filled with cringe. What an entertaining MESS! Many parts of my audio had to be merged because I deleted A LOT of content that was too... spicy? (1:11) I'm not trashing Irina and Micah (4:30) Bliss played herself (7:19) Jackie (9:58-23:08) WORST couple ever (24:24) Chelsea (25:40-31:51) Kwame (34:27) What Brett said on IG (35...

Love is Blind is set up to make couples fail and ratings soar. This episode has spoilers! Don't listen if you haven't watched season 4 episodes yet! UPDATE: I recorded my recap for episodes 1-5, but I will release it on Thursday instead of today. It's past 1am/ too late for me to listen and add time stamps. (4:59) The Bachelor franchise is the worst (7:12) My issues with Love is Blind, the premise...

I've watched Vanderpump Rules since the series premiered. It's time to get into it! I will be releasing an episode on Raquel/ Scandoval and an episode on Lala next wk! (6:07) James is the most fat phobic person on reality TV (9:58) Lala's crush on James & bullying Raquel (13:08) Brock's ass (14:03) Someone teach Lala how to flirt! (17:12) Lala is obsessed with insulting Raquel (22:03) Lala's sex t...

Dominique Fishback is a star! Shout-out to Black Twitter for putting me onto Donald Glover's new project, Amazon Prime's breakout new series, "Swarm." (12:45) Chloe Bailey's sex scene (15:27) I need to date Damson Idris (19:48) Was Dre a virgin? (23:04) Why did Dre get kicked out??? (24:12) Dominique gives a masterclass in acting

Prince Harry's Spare memoir shocks the world with scathing revelations no one with self-respect, or empathy for their family, would reveal. Some say Harry, who is clearly paranoid and jealous, is a narcissist. Others say he's bipolar... (7:03) Meghan should run. (11:05) Prince Harry is Kanye with red hair. (12:52-19:08) "William's advanced baldness is alarming." (21:53-24:13) Harry's obsession w/...

Don't give up on your New Year's resolutions. There's still plenty of time! (1:16) Meg Thee Stallion deserves more praise & apologies (5:40) Gabrielle Union cheating story is click bait (9:23) Ask me for advice (pvalleypodcast AT gmail DOT com) (11:37) Am I a racist white woman?

Why Meghan Markle was treated poorly is complex and multilayered. I'm not going to reduce it to racism and racism alone. I also discuss the disgusting comments a UK writer wrote about Meghan, Harry complaining about being yelled at, where the f**k is Meghan's black family members, do H&M want to dismantle the monarchy, should they attend Charles's coronation? I'm getting into it in this stream of...

Why do Prince Harry and Meghan Markle call each other H&M? The world will never know! I give a few updates about my personal life before doing a stream of consciousness review of the explosive Harry & Meghan Netflix docuseries where they were no longer "silent or silenced," in the words of Oprah. Enjoy & Happy New Year!!!!

Beyonce's Renaissance has me singing in this episode. I apologize. I'm talking about my favorite life-changing lyrics from Beyonce's iconic album, Renaissance. This is a review of the lyrics that got me all the way together. I'm now ready to shit on everyone in every room I walk in because "I'm that girl" who discovered she's an "alien superstar." I was gonna release this episode next week, but my...

I'm not in the Beyhive. I'm not a Beyonce stan, but she's one of the greatest artists of our generation. Here are (actually 12) times I had to stan Beyonce! Beyonce's underrated rap skills, being nearly naked on the Met Gala red carpet, almost falling down during her Super Bowl performance, Formation, surprise album drops, the parties she throws, being "that thique"... Enjoy! Follow @pvalleypodcas...

We give our unfiltered 2 cents on what went right & what went wrong this season!! I think my volume was low when I recorded, sorry. I also said "domestic violence" instead of "child abuse" when discussing Keyshawn. Follow @pvalleypodcast on IG & Twitter. Enjoy. (10:04) Mane & Terricka (12:50) My issues w/ the show (17:55) Brittany, Hailey & Andre (24:08) The Mercedes Experience, God damn! (26:35)...

Andre and Autumn have phone sex on season 1 of P-Valley. I'm publishing this for anyone who hasn't heard it, or anyone who would like to hear it again. I'm sick right now, so I'm not adding a new intro or outro to this audio clip. I obviously play Andre and Autumn here. I'm ready for my EGOT.

I moved outta state and I am thriving, so naturally this review of Netflix's The Ultimatum is coming in hot and coming in late. I've got some tea on Jake & April (thanks to another podcast) and I weigh in on all of the couples! Colby & Madlyn (6:57-12:14) April & Jake (12:15-17:22) Alexis & Hunter (17:23-19:01) These b*tches always have bad reunion hair (19:02-20:50) Lauren & Nate (20:52-25:23) Ra...