The Goin' Deep Show

Episode 2297: Hat Trick walked in the day before she turns 39 looking like someone who'd been power-washed by sex and still had a smile on her face. Then she opened her mouth and the room needed a cigarette.   She casually mentions she watched gay hockey drama with her teenage daughter because "bonding." The kid now has a thing for Russian accents and sudden violence on ice. Great job, mom. You've...

Kid and Nurse Fiona are coughing COVID into each other's faces, half-drunk on the cheapest booze in town. Highlights from the chaos: God personally shutting down the liquor shack to spite two alcoholics A Black pastor dropping the most accurate "men NEED sex like a car needs gas" sermon ever Fiona's 4-month no-nut streak: saving every drop for one girl, about to redecorate the ceiling Pro threesom...

Kid and Fiona return with a masterclass in romantic elegance: we debate the finer points of industrial-grade cum dumpster usage, rank the top 10 vintage stinky-pussy bouquets, and discover why your dick still throbs like a club speaker even after Nut #47. Then, in a moment that will be studied by historians, legendary karaoke warlord Brown Eye blesses the mic with his velvet renditions of Air Supp...

GDS Retro Rewind (Ep.704)  It's Retro Rewind time with The Brawler's in studio with Kid A.G., and Wally calling in from Episode 704. We get curious about $90 remote-control vibrating panties that can make her soak the chair in public, The Brawler confesses her record 3-second blowjob to a shrimp-scented Long John Silver's trucker and we debate vintage 70s Muppet bush vs. landing strips, drool over...

GDS Retro Rewind (Ep.380) - In this gloriously unhinged Retro Rewind, Kid A.G., JMac, Wally, and from Florida GDub get absolutely hammered and declare war on dignity: proudly defending nameless facials, eyeball cum-wipes, and the sacred American right to bust in a stranger's mouth without learning her name.   Wally shrugs off banging all his buddies' sisters with the ironclad "she picked me up, wh...

RR Dec. 2020/2010 - Drunk disasters, mystery bruises, and lesbian cookie-night betrayals – welcome to the filthiest corners of the Goin' Deep vault. We dig up two classic clips: 2020 gold with Host Kid, L.B., Endo, and High-Ho swapping war stories about banging on stranger's doors during drunken storms, losing phones in bars, and L.B. getting absolutely stomped by 15 pissed-off women on a party bu...

Retro Rewind: December 2015 – The Goin' Deep Show fires up the mics for another Retro Rewind classic, and right out of the gate, Kid A.G., Don and Pooty Tang are in rare form. The episode kicks off with a sultry request to the listeners to dial the brand-new voicemail line 989-341-3314 and leave something filthy, funny, or downright unhinged, because if you don't, Kid will hunt you down himself. T...

Episode 2296: Kid A.G., El Pres, and Hat Trick walked into the studio like three people who definitely should not be allowed microphones. What followed was the usual circus of bad ideas and worse opinions. We started with Demi Moore's new movie The Substance, where she basically clones a younger, hotter, meaner version of herself. Hollywood's message is crystal clear: aging is fine, as long as you...

Episode 2295 - Kid A.G. and El Pres dive balls-deep into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction like a pair of horny archivists jizzing over vinyl—raving about Soundgarden's grunge ghosts stealing the show (Jerry Cantrell shreds harder than a cougar on catnip), OutKast and Tyler the Creator dropping beats that make your grandma twerk, and Salt-N-Pepa's Pepa emerging from Ozempic purgatory looking...

Episode 2294 - Kid A.G. and El Pres rocket from Halloween candy heists to MLB's clown-car showboating, torching "celebrations while the damn ball's still live," City Connect fashion crimes, and the streaming labyrinth ("just give me every game in one f***ing app"). They roast youth travel sports Hunger Games, politics-by-sponsors, and screen-addled content, then spar over AI music vs real craft, t...

Episode 2293 - Kid A.G. and El Pres chin-spray a 2-hour fever dream that feels like your drunk uncle hijacked a TED Talk on bath salts.    • 15yo drama so nuclear it needs its own zip code (girlfriend caught with theater handsy, dad witnesses war crimes at homecoming)   • AI so scary-good Kid made himself riding a unicorn down a rainbow while El Pres made Elvis cuss out Mr. Rogers ("shut the fuck...

Episode 2292 - Kid A.G. and El Pres shotgun a strawberry-banana smoothie laced with blackberry seeds, pee-pee memories, and pure uncut rage. They solve every problem known to man: - Why piss-flavored kisses are just "protein payback"   - How Ringo Starr stays 28 forever by eating the same three things like a fancy labradoodle   - Why the Phillies will win the World Series (Bryce Harper's ringless...

Episode 2291 - The Goin' Deep Show goes FULL HALLMARK ON CRACK as Kid A.G. (now 50+ days booze-free and 20 lbs lighter) sips coffee like a civilized human while El Pres taunts him with two growlers of forbidden Tri-City nectar — one of them ORANGE CREAMSICLE, you sadistic bastard.   What follows is the most wholesome-degenerate episode in GDS history:   - Kid discovers inner dialogue, outer nicene...

Episode 2290 - Kid A.G., Hat Trick, and El Pres turn a mic check into a degenerate variety show you should not blast at work. They bounce from cat-flea triage and actually-hot sexting to plastic All-Star helmets, Livvy-Dunn thirst, and a "kinks: flirty → filthy" tour (praise-kink gets the W). Add Superman takes (fun, not homework), a cranky ad rant, Epstein-file cynicism, and edible math for the g...

Episode 2289 - Kid A.G., El Pres, and The Bronze Goddess dive mouth-first into a firecracker of a conversation. From soapy beer and early morning "tube cleanings" to courtroom breakdowns of the Diddy trial, the crew spares no detail. The Bronze Goddess defends legal nuance over moral panic, dishes true crime hot takes on the Karen Read case, and calls out societal BS with a side of sarcasm. The co...

Episode 2288 - Kid & Hat Trick get dick-drunk on Wally's surprise return: blow-up dolls, 2.5-hr heart-rate workouts, marriage interventions & a vow to keep the bang-train rolling all summer. NSFW chaos level: 69/10. 90 minutes of pure post-nut clarity on steroids. Hat Trick finally lets childhood crush Wally demolish her top-5 leaderboard in one weekend, brags her watch only logged 2.5 hrs of slee...

Episode 2287 - The filthiest reunion in podcast history! Kid A.G., Hat Trick & Wally shotgunned Screwball, flipped to page 13 of hell-porn, invented "Castacocque™" dildo molding, measured cum in tablespoons, debated separate bedrooms vs 3am slip-n-slide, and Hat Trick almost puked on a welfare lump with photoshopped tits. Morning sex > cuddles, kids ruining everything, vasectomies are freedom. Mic...

Kid A.G. (49¾) and El Pres chug Tri-City brews while mourning the death of Bird scooters and the birth of Kid's half-century crisis. Batting practice left him creaking like a 1976 Big Wheel, so naturally the convo drifts to $4800 faux-motorcycles, adult tricycles, and why pedaling a chopper when the battery dies looks dumber than a drunk toddler on a plasma car.    Then shit gets LEGENDARILY unhin...

Episode 2285 - Kid A.G. and cohost El Pres dissect Diddy's baby oil bonanza gone rogue—roofie-laced lube? Nah, just lube your way to regret, folks. From Cassie's stripper soirees to arson on Kid Cudi's Porsche and Jamie Foxx's alleged poison plot, it's "allegedly" a freak-off fiasco waiting for JLo's mic-drop revenge album.   Gen-Z Ghost drops truth bombs—no polly ticks, just gym gains and soul-se...

Episode 2284 - In this birthday bash prelude, host Kid A.G. and the Legendary Hat Trick plunge headfirst into the abyss of vintage porn horrors—think John Holmes humping a mall penny horse like it's closing time, and a '70s skin flick where bikini babes plaster-cast a pool boy's schlong while tag-teaming his toes for a "keep it rigid" ritual that screams "kinkier than a pretzel orgy."   They unpac...

Episode 2283 - Hosts Kid A.G. and El Pres   discuss ridiculous wellness hacks, and political hot takes that hit harder than a bad colonoscopy prep. In this episode, we go deep on butt-brewed caffeine highs, explosive TV penises, nostalgic '80s comedy bangers, and why Trump's 100-day "celebration" feels like a national circle-jerk. Special guests Bronze Goddess and Erasure crash the mic for epic de...

A wild ride through Michigan's ice storm wreckage, Trump's tariff threats on your favorite foreign porn flicks (RIP German bangers), and the Legendary Hat Trick's epic Smurfette gangbang tale that'll haunt your dreams—in the best way. From vasectomy regrets to "Make Michigan Canada Again" troll petitions, Kid A.G., El Pres, and Hat Trick roast politics, porn, parenting fails, and priestly altar ro...

Episode 2281 - Tech fumbles, wild booze hacks, '80s sexcapade confessions, and a riotous 20th-anniversary fest blowout. Remote setup with in-studio chaos, heavy husky breaths from scene-stealer Maximus, and tangents that twist like a pretzel at a kegger. It's your weekly dose of, ridiculous: politics punk'd, midlife moans, and enough NSFW nostalgia to make your grandma blush (or high-five). Podcas...

Episode 2280 - Kid A.G. and in-studio sidekick Jaybird plunge balls-deep into dude-bro delirium: roasting ballet's plus-size twirls as "cushion for pushing," drooling over Sydney Sweeney's Instagram assets (warning: NSFW distractions ahead), and sparking an AI-fueled gender brawl where Tim Allen's stand-up wisdom meets pussy power supremacy. From glitter "divorce dust" date defenses and Kinky Kell...

Episode 2239 –  Get ready to nut, you pervs— The Going Deep Show is rewinding to April 6, 2015, with Episode 2239, a throwback to Episode 1270. Kid A.G., Hat Trick, and the Martial Arts Phenom are here to fuck up your spring with farts, filth, and enough boob talk to make a priest blush. Let's rip this shit open! Kid's creaming over Tiger Stadium seats—ass-blasted thrones of baseball lore. "More f...