The God Show

Santa Claus joins God, Jesus and Moses for The God Pod Holiday Party! Santa gives his thoughts on his favorite Christmas movies, SantaCon, and the alleged 'War on Christmas.' He also yells at his elves…A LOT. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forc...

God and Mary sing all your favorite holiday songs and change the words. Moses tells us a conspiracy theory about Scooby Doo. We remember our favorite movies. Then we debate the songs 'Mickey' by Toni Basil vs. 'I Want Candy' by Bow Wow Wow. Later we discuss whether Nancy Reagan really is the 'throat goat' and an explosive powerpoint presentation. After 6000 years of running the universe, God reali...

God forgot to make an outline, so God, Satan and Moses make it up as they go along. We discuss the conspiracy that the government controls the weather. Then we debate Queen's 'We Will Rock You' vs. Survivor's 'Eye Of The Tiger.' Later we discuss a TikToker who called Joel Osteen a POS to his face, and the Fox News Christmas tree burning down. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized...

We discuss the conspiracy that the Moon landing was faked. Then we answer questions from humans, such as the dictionary meaning of Christmas. God asks humans what they would do if THEY were HIM. We debate whether Chumbawamba's song 'Tubthumping' is better than A-ha's 'Take On Me.' Later we discuss getting a WW2 mortar stuck up your bottom, bags of cash found behind Joel Osteen's toilet, and electe...

God, Psyche, Moses and Satan meet once again for some group therapy. We read reviews! Such as "it really good." And we debate one-hit wonders! This week it's "Walking on Sunshine" vs. "Kung Fu Fighting." We try to figure out why the Denver Airport is so frigging Satanic. Later we discuss the development of humanoid robots, woodsy Christians, and Trump getting an 'honorary' 9th degree black belt. A...

God, Jesus, and Moses talk about a lot of stuff. We read our reviews and answer questions, such as "Why are nails a mean gift for Jesus?" We also discuss the conspiracy theory that Stevie Wonder can see. God asks humans to summarize the Bible in just 4 words. Later we discuss selling farts in a jar for one thousand dollars a pop, Kid Rock, and how awesome Canada is. After 6000 years of running the...

God, Jesus, Moses, Psyche, Mary Magdalene and JFK hang out with 50 God Pod listeners for Thanksgiving! Many people were quite sloshed, fights broke out, love and thanks were shared...so all in all, a typical Thanksgiving! Thanks for coming out, everyone! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of t...

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. N...

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene hang out. We answer questions, such as "What was Jesus like when he was a teenager?" We also discuss the conspiracy theory that all rich people are actually reptilian alien invaders. God asks humans "Who is the hottest Bible character?" Later we discuss Big Bird getting banned, mega jerk mega churches, and a very unpopular verdict. After 6000 years of running t...

God and Jesus reflect on some of their favorite interview moments of the year of our LORD 2021. Included in this episode are comedian Fizaa Dosani, Founder of 'The Onion' Scott Dikkers, comedian Marlena Rodriguez, Oscar-Winning Director Travon Free, "Faith Based" Screenwriter & Actor Luke Barnett, comedian Kelly Bachman, and comedian Matt Friend. God would like to thank EVERYONE who has come on Th...

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene have so much fun in this one. We answer questions, such as "Did Jesus drink too much wine when he was young?" We also explain why there are Bibles in hotel rooms and what to do about it. God asks humans "What's the worst thing humans have ever invented?" and isn't pleased with the most popular answer. Later we discuss crying Elon, saying the quiet part out loud...

God, Satan, Moses and Psyche read reviews and then have a group therapy session. God gets some stuff off his chest. 'Conspiracy Corner with Moses' is back and this time it's about Billy Joel's song 'Uptown Girl.' Later we discuss books being banned, Qanon, and the spread of Satanic panic! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over...

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene have a blast. We read our reviews, such as 'this is blasphemy' and 'repent before it's too late.' We answer important questions from our listeners, such as 'Who Would You Do?" New segment 'Conspiracy Corner with Moses' makes its debut. Later we discuss Big Bird, AstroWorld, and 'Daylight Savings Time.'  After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized tha...

How does JFK feel about Qanon? And why did they think his son would come back to life? God, Satan, Psyche and Moses talk to former US president John F. Kennedy in Heaven. Later we discuss things people consider satanic, weed from other planets, and Luciferase. God delivers your New Commandment. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad....

What is God's Loophole? God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, and Moses are in rare form and have a great time laughing together. We discuss whether or not we should 'lighten up,' the correct way to eat a banana, and what to name Jesus' new puppy. Mary Magdalene does her best impression of God. Later on we discuss paid family leave and taxing the richest man on the planet. After 6000 years of running the un...

God, Jesus, Moses, Psyche and Satan hang out with 40 of our closest friends at our Halloween Party! Everyone came in awesome costumes! Thanks for coming out, everyone! We'll have another party in late November, so if you couldn't make this party, we'll see you there! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and desp...

God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Moses and Satan all hang out in this wildly fun episode. We discuss asking potential mates for their most controversial opinion as a means of weeding out lunatics. For example, Satan hates cats but loves the movie 'Cats.' We say many other dangerous things that could be taken out of context. We also discuss what our last words would be. Is this the final episode of The...

God, Moses and Psyche hang out for some group therapy. Does Squid Game mock socialism or capitalism? God asks "What's the one thing you can't live without?" The Goddamn News includes a Christian's sign about who gets into Heaven, synthetic parasite mind eggs, and Trump's failed website. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized t...

God and Jesus hang out, just the two of us, just like the old days. The Goddamn News includes Christmas presents supply chain hypocrisy, apocalypse preppers, and something called 'JesusWeen.' Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying,...

The Goddess Psyche provides group therapy to Satan, Moses and God. We answer questions from our listeners. God asks what makes you instantly lose respect for someone? The Goddamn News includes Bisexual Superman, "I Am Weed," and Ozzy Osbourne. God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over...

Psyche and Mary Magdalene hang out with Moses and God. We answer questions from our listeners and read our reviews. God asks which animal is the rudest? And how did no one suggest humans? The Goddamn News includes Iron Maiden, Operation Dunder Mifflin, and Andrew Lloyd Webber. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan...

Satan returns and brings the Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith with him from Hell. Joseph Smith hangs out as we discuss the Pope, the Zodiac Killer, and Tony the Tiger. We answer questions from our listeners and read our reviews. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centur...

When does the title get said during the episode? Listen to find out! We discuss fasting and prayer, the Supreme Court, Planned Parenthood, and Pat Robertson's retirement. We answer questions from our Angels. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite...

When does the title get said during the episode? Listen to find out! We discuss comedy therapy, which famous puppets would be anti-vax, conservative Christian hypocrites, reincarnation animals, the differences between schlemiels, schmucks and putzes, and the goddamn news. Finally, God reiterates a previous commandment. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking hi...

God asked humans to explain the Bible badly to people who have never read it. We discuss the Mormon practice of getting soaked to the bone, if you know what I mean. Who should do God's performance review? We discuss. God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene discuss the latest in the goddamn news. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God real...