The Franchise

Daniel gives a history lesson about the birth of Jesus. Then, halfway through, he has a conniption fit about his mic (he tried to cut around this) so he's a bit ornery in the second half for no reason. Henry is a perfect delight, as always. And the current state of Chevy Chase saddens him greatly.

Lots of discussion of Chevy Chase's eyeballs. Some discussion of the 1998 Kids Choice Awards. Happy holiday(s)!

We begin a month of franchises with Christmas sequels with 2 family vacations with the Griswolds (er, Griswalds?). Buckle in and try to ignore that one sound.

A divergence of opinions emerges this week as the boys pore over 2 more Rob Zombie movies and raise a toast to DDP.

It's the house of one thousand corpses, you dumb piles of dog shit!

We must forge ahead on Eddie Murphy franchises, as there are many to get through. We discuss our weird relationships with Walter Hill, plus attempt Nick Nolte impressions and welcome back to the show our old friend the Wishmaster.

Hey, did you know that there's a new American Pie movie on Netflix? Well, there is. And we discussed it for about an hour.

We rank the films of Sam Raimi, while the D-Chain gets annoyed by another horror remake and Henry the Red gets excited about the third US President in Franchise history.

It's almost an achievement that it's taken us so long not to do this one, but here we are. Ashy Slashy begins.

We wrap up the Conjuring Universe and, indeed, the spookiest, slimiest month of the year with some very important discussion about dating apps.

More Farmiga Fun this week as we forge ahead into the downright spookiest month of the year.

Daniel and Henry welcome back Jason Anthony Harris and his Public Speaking moniker for another round of thrills, chills and even spills. We continue to question and query the Warrens and discuss the unfortunate musical blunders of the Conjuring sequel. Long episode, gang. Strap in.

It's the spookiest month of the year, so we conjured up a real treat for you guys. That's right! We talked about Patrick Wilson for over an hour! Aren't your mouths just watering to hear that?!

We ask the questions that matter, like what does the title Crossing Jordan mean anyway? And what's the day-to-day of a robot cop's life?

A bonus episode! We find that we are not too afraid to go back into the water and Daniel has to remind Henry how we know the lead of the movie.

We're discussing a stone-cold classic this week and then discuss how our personal interactions with Frank Miller led us to expect disappointment from its sequel.

Raul Julia, Imma let you finish, but Chris Klein gave the best Street Fighter performance of all time! Meanwhile, where are the streets? Where is the fighting? WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!

Get over here! Henry and Daniel venture to Outworld this week to down-up the shit out of you all like Sheeva curb stomping Noob Saibot. We once again have cause to celebrate the genius of Paul W.S. and even invent a reality competition show for him to co-star in. A merry Joe Rogan to you all!

Daniel gets hung up on hockey logistics and Henry enjoys making hockey puns! Our year of Seann William Scott continues unabated.

Henry discusses his favorite seasons of The Real World and we have a major revelation about the NBC sitcom Just Shoot Me.

Henry discusses his favorite seasons of The Real World and we have a major revelation about the NBC sitcom Just Shoot Me.

We discuss the first of Kryszstof Kieslowski's tryptich about the colors of the French Flag. You know, for a change or whatever.

We commemorate Summer 2020, with this Netflix juggernaut starring all your favorites: Joey King, her ex-boyfriend, Lee, Tuppen, Rachel, the British girl I think we forgot about in the episode, the OMG girls (both Ms), the dead mom, Molly Ringwald, Marco and the rest of the ostensible gang.

Connery makes a surprisingly classy return, and then Christopher Walken and Grace Jones desperately try to come to the aide of an elderly fellow.

Octopussy. For heaven's sake.