The Fallout Lounge

Quick, what's the optimum length of floss to tear off? You don't know, do you? This will clear things up. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Shannon Bobo and Chandler Bolt, recorded at Eleven Sound by Jeff Payne and Jordan Meltzer, mixed by Jordan Meltzer.

Debutante balls would be far more tolerable if the dads were introduced instead of the debutantes. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voice by Lori Alan. Recorded at at Eleven Sound by Jeff Payne and Jordan Meltzer, and mixed by Jordan Meltzer.

We've sewn together the first wave of Fallout Lounge sketches like a comedy Human Centipede. So pull your earbuds out of the laundry, sit your fat ass down on your favorite pleather chair, rip open a box of Little Debbies, and enjoy.    

Even the most jaded Kennedy assassination enthusiast will be dumbfounded by this latest blockbuster development. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voice by Andy Bobrow. Recorded at The Network Studios by Mike Casentini, and mixed by David Gerbosi.

From the sleep-deprived mind of the "My Pillow" guy, the last pillow you'll ever need! Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by TV's John Montgomery, Meg Ruddy, Shannon Bobo, and Bob Merlotti. Recorded at 48 Windows by Scott Crisp, and mixed by David Gerbosi.

Big Pharma takes a lot of crap, but they care about you—often, more than they can say. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Meg Ruddy and Kathy Nagler Recorded at 48 Windows by Scott Crisp and The Network Studios by Mike Casentini. Mixed by David Gerbosi.

Red State? Blue State? Pantone's Color of the Year selection may be our country's last hope at bringing us all together. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Julie "Golden" Dubensky, Meg Ruddy, Shannon Bobo, and Shellynne Vontoure. Recorded at 48 Windows by Scott Crisp, and mixed by David Gerbosi.

What would our 45th president have to do to get a statue? You'll find the answer right here. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Meg Ruddy, Shannon Bobo, TV's John Montgomery, and Bob Merlotti. Recorded at 48 Windows by Scott Crisp, and mixed by David Gerbosi.

When the facts are stacked against you and you're looking at serious time, who can you turn to? None other than Gavin Chamberlain, Sarcasm Lawyer. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, TV's John Montgomery, Julie "Golden" Dubensky, and Bob Merlotti.

The end of democracy and the planet Earth got you down? Eat away your cares, in the only chain restaurant that understands your need to depression gorge. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by TV's John Montgomery, Shannon Bobo, Dennis Ryan, and Bob Merlotti.