The Aloönæ Show

The regular discusses the impact and hype around living in favelas, how you can opt out of using airport scanners, Zara Larsson standing firm on her views on abortion after her $3 Million deal got terminated as well as the different aspects of assisted dying amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate s...

The regular discusses the controversial decision behind Morocco being declared AFCON Champions two months after the final, archeologists debating the recency and relevance of the Monte Verde site to the discovery of the Americas, BTS announcing their comeback tour after completing essential military service as well as protests against Russia banning Telegram being delayed or cancelled by cities in...

The regular discusses how a man lost so much weight by renting cars, President Trump ranking his favourite Pirates of the Caribbean movies, ChatGPT convincing Sam Altman to eliminate all of humanity as well as Katy Perry consulting Ryan Gosling with her aerospace experience for Project Hail Mary amongst other things. *everything discussed in this episode are all based on fictional events, these di...

The regular discusses the association of the Mileikovsky surname with Benjamin and Javier, raising temperatures leading to additional premature deaths, the ongoing war in Iran causing an economical shake up costs wise regarding oil trades as well as an asteroid from other space containing nuclear bases for sustaining life amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely sati...

The regular discusses Oysters returning to Maryland coastlines where surrounding marine life also came back soon after, concerns being raised about current global conflicts worsening the impacts of climate change, a Chinese movie receiving endorsement from one of China’s intelligence agencies as well as celebrities who have not been nominated for any category at the Oscars amongst other things. *m...

The regular discusses Erika Kirk being appointed by President Trump to the U.S. Air Force Academy’s Board of Visitors, how British Rail in the mid 20th century went through many reductions of Railway Services and operations, King penguins, as of now, benefiting from changes in our climate as well as Revolut now being given their UK Banking Licence after years of waiting and legal obstacles amongst...

The regular discusses the spread of social media jokes and trends into cultural and sport events, Androids/Robots recently seen doing their shopping, another FRED film potentially in the works as well as Nasdaq partnering with Kraken’s parent company to develop an infrastructure for digital tokenisation amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no in...

The regular discusses a streamer making an alleged sacrifice with information still pending, people mistaking massive piles of snow shaped like a car for an actual car, scientific research regarding a cure for cancer made public as well as Live Nation facing an anti-monopoly trial relating to TicketMasters’ dominance in the live music industry amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been...

The regular discusses a man become the first non-Chinese origin person to be part of the CCP, BTC dropping in value as attacks in Iran escalate, Radiohead along with other musicians calling for US government affiliated social media accounts to not use their songs for their posts as well as a Super Saturday event for national selections of participating Eurovision countries amongst other things. *m...

The regular discusses Paramount officially taking over Warner Brothers after months of deal negotiations, various public transportation strikes taking place across many cities and towns in Germany, progress regarding NASA’s Artemis II & III along with overcoming challenges to achieve their current missions as well as Poland potentially suggesting an Under-15s social media ban amongst other things....

The regular discusses Nikocado Avocado deciding on his life choices like starting a family, potential speculation about one of the Kennedy family members still alive despite assumed dead, Mexico introducing reduced working hours for workers to tackle overall productivity as well as a night where a lot of planets in the solar system can be observed in the night sky amongst other things. *most, if n...

The regular discusses the history of the kinds of episodes that were recorded in the past, social media posts conspiring about groups of people having control of most of the world, an athlete at the Winter Olympic sustaining an injury midway through an event as well as a picture of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor hung in the Louvre as protest of Epstein related misconduct amongst other things. *most, i...

The regular discusses how it has been raining in the UK every day in 2026 with no visible signs of stopping, public support in Canada, Australia, New Zealand and the UK for the formation of CANZUK, the issues with most food in the US with non-natural ingredients that is put in them as well as the recall of chicken fried rice over glass concern amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been...

The regular discusses how the appearances of TikTok comment sections talking about unusual yet simple topics would make others look like geniuses, reports of Cloudflare and Amazon Web Services servers been down for a few hours, sport fans referring themselves as NSFW nicknames as well as Total Energie taken to court regarding hydrocarbon projects amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s b...

The regular discusses Nicki Minaj calling haters that betrayed her including a cartoon character, a clever, funny chess joke where the horse checkmates the pawn to protect their queen, Ukrainian anticorruption authorities detaining former energy minister as well as excitement building up in Six Nations Rugby Tournament amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satiric...

The regular discusses the World Uncertainty Index skyrocketing to an all time peak compared to other major events in the 21st century, identifying what history books people should pay attention or disregard, Switzerland’s referendum to put a population cap of 10 million people as well as the disqualification of a Ukrainian Skeleton racer for his helmet depicting fallen Ukrainian athletes amongst o...

The regular discusses Discord implementing digital/biometric ID verification for all users globally, talks between the Catholic Church and top Muslim Imams about a unified religion, Scottish Labour leader calling for Starmer to step down as Prime Minister as well as a Hong Kong citizen arrested for National Security Crimes against China amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said i...

The regular discusses a month into the new NYC administration under Zohran Mamdani, the introduction of buy now pay later applied for renting properties, a June deadline for ending the war between Russia and Ukraine as well as NASA astronauts being given permission to record footage from their phones of upcoming missions amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satir...

The regular discusses which of the US Presidents done a better job during their time in office, the concept of a multi tier Europe looking close towards becoming reality, the impact heavy snowfall along Japan’s coastline as well as the chances of another US government shutdown lasting a few days amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention...

The regular discusses how the life of Angry Recations had changed after been found innocent of rumours against him, technology from a Black Mirror episode where you can block people in the real world, the crowning of the youngest Grand Slam winner as well as looking at how much taxes billionaires contributed to the UK economy amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely...

The regulars discuss Brazil’s president Lula preparing for reelection despite previous health concerns, the rapid rise of upscrolled in active users, a platform made by AI bots for AI bots and what topics have been discussed there as well as Lady Gaga pausing Tokyo concert to speak out against ICE amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intentio...

The regular discusses how Pepsi once had one of the largest militaries in the world, an inquiry regarding sexual and emotional abuse on students between 1950s and 1980s, a NASA aircraft experiencing mechanical problems resulting in returning to earth without using landing gear as well as the mayor of Budapest arrested for organising a pride parade amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s...

The regular discusses the outbreak of the Nipah Virus across South Asia, Kanye West apologising for antisemitic remarks in the past and pointing to frontal lobe damage as the cause, a severe snowstorm sweeping across the US as well as Twitter/X being put to the test against the EU’s European Commission regarding image editing of EU citizens amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been sa...

The regular discusses how the US side of TikTok is now under an American consortium including Oracle, the upcoming UK by-election in Gorton & Denton and its outcome without Andy Burnham standing in for Labour, South Korea announcing a comprehensive act regarding the use of AI as well as soccer-football player Casemiro leaving Manchester United at the end of the 2025/26 season amongst other things....

The regular discusses the scenes at the AFCON final in Rabat, Elon Musk alleging to buy Ryanair and become their new CEO, British Gambling Commission calling out Meta for turning blind eye on illegal casino promotion as well as preparations for the Winter Olympic Games in Milano-Cortina amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being...