Tale As Old As

This week, Laura and Liana dive back into the sea with this reimagining of a Disney classic. They discuss why Halle Bailey made the perfect casting as Ariel, how much they enjoyed Prince Eric’s updated storyline, and how little they enjoyed Scuttle’s rap. #Disney #DisneyMovie #DisneyPrincess #Ariel #LittleMermaid #Funny

This week, Laura and Liana draft their princess slumber party dream teams, and discuss which princess would be the best at Truth or Dare, which princess is most likely to fall asleep, and why Rapunzel would be the best slumber party guest. #disney #disneyprincess #nostaliga #funny

This week, Laura and Liana visit Mia Thermopolis as she ascends the throne of Genovia, discuss the low points of reusing every single joke from the first movie, and agree that Queen Clarice was the only redeeming factor in this sequel. Liana also makes moose noises, and compares men to different varieties of bread. #disney #disneymovies #moviereviews #disneyprincess #funny #nostalgia

This week, Laura and Liana talk about the similarities between tradwifery and the early Disney princesses, and how feminine ideals seep into our lives from every angle. They also discuss the appeal of the fairytale, and if enjoying domesticity means you’re tradwifing too close to the sun. #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies #Tradwife #Feminism

This week, Laura and Liana revisit the GOAT of princesses and admire old school animation, persistent tropes about women, why this movie is actually about a cat and some mice, and the thousands of iterations of the Cinderella story. #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies #Cinderella

This week, Laura and Liana meet up with Raya in Kumandra and discuss unity through trust, dragon lore, Disney dads showing emotion, and their cravings for congee. #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies #Raya #Dragons

This week, Laura and Liana board the Hogwarts Express for a fandom crossover event, and make their picks for which Hogwarts houses the princesses belong to. #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies #HarryPotter #Hogwarts #Funny

This week, Laura and Liana watch Enchanted, which is arguably the most princessy princess movie. They discuss classic Disney easter eggs throughout the film, Edward’s chivalry, and if dreams really can come true. #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies #Enchanted

This week, Laura and Liana play another game of would you rather, and answer hard hitting questions like would you rather be stuck in a tower or a castle made of ice. #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies #Funny

This week, Laura and Liana discuss gender expectations and performative femininity, cry about fathers and daughters, how much they admire Mulan’s determination (and Li Shang’s physique,) and that girls can be heroes, too. #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies #Mulan

This week, Laura and Liana dive into the story of a mermaid with wanderlust and discuss why Prince Eric is so dreamy, why poor communication is the real villain in Disney movies, Ursula’s drag queen origin story, and why love at first sight might just be real. Information for the lore section from @pipercj\ #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies #Ariel...

This week, Laura and Liana chat about the representation of the princesses in Magic Kingdom, fancasting new princess attractions, and why Rapunzel deserves more than a bathroom. #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies #MagicKingdom

This week, Laura and Liana revisit their revisit of Beauty and the Beast. They discuss how much they adored this Gaston and LaFou, the new dimensions of a modern Belle, and how the live action movie literally answered all their questions about the animated one. Haven't listened to the episode of the animated version? Go to episode 2 now! #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrinc...

This week, Laura and Liana discuss working hard for your dreams, how much they did not enjoy Prince Naveen but how much they did enjoy Lottie, the real history of Voodoo, and how Disney wore some very rose-colored glasses in their portrayal of Louisiana in the 1920’s.

This week, Laura and Liana discuss a hero’s arc, why storytelling tropes really work, and why Disney princesses don’t, in fact, need friends.

This week, Laura and Liana discuss fathers who believe in their daughters, how hard it is to be a teenage girl, standing up for the life you want for yourself, and how fast bears can run.

This week, Laura and Liana revisit one of their favorite princess movies, and discuss mother-daughter relationships, embracing dorkiness, why Michael is the perfect movie boyfriend, and GEEEENOVIAAAAA. #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies #PrincessDiaries

This week Laura and Liana play a game of would you rather, and the hot takes were taking!!! #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies #Funny

This week, Laura and Liana revisit Sleeping Beauty and discuss virtue signaling, women’s worth in the 1950’s, how creepy it is to be kissed when you’re dead asleep, and mustard sauce. #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies #SleepingBeauty #Aurora

This week, Laura and Liana revisit Moana and discuss defying your parents, gorgeous ocean animation, the significance of non-romantic relationships in the movie, and justice for Pua. #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies #Moana

This week, Laura and Liana revisit Beauty and the Beast and discuss bravery as a virtue, wanting adventure in the great wide somewhere, Gaston’s girthy shoulders, and how Marie Antoinette may have influenced Belle’s iconic blue and white dress. #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies #Belle

Welcome to your new favorite podcast, Tale As Old As! #Disney #Princesses #Nostalgia #DisneyParks #DisneyPrincess #Folklore #DisneyMovies