Sunday Morning Coming Down

John is disappointed in his fellow Minnesotans who pretended the Northern Lights looked anything like the pictures on their phones. He also got some yard work done and attended a Gala. He’s fancy like that. 

John witnessed a twenty something that somehow figured out life eating steak alone at a restaurant, and he tries to organize a party even though he’s disorganized. 

John shares wisdom from his personal McConaughey, RCR. He leaves a play early, even though his wide’s Apple Watch has theater mode, and he hands out full size candy to 43 kids on Halloween. 

It’s that time of year, and John shares a proactive strategy to help you avoid the Winter blues. He also visited Winona, went to Lainey, shares his etiquette intervention story, and might just be a Setlist Sherpa. 

John provides insight on dog sniffing and has an embarrassing situation at the gym because he needs reading glasses. He also fixed the fireplace, and, unlike the Beckhams, let his wife have her good side.  

It’s the changing of the seasons, and John is helping spread rumors the warm weather might be sticking around. He’s also preparing to be hairless by Spring Break, and removed his second dock of the year. 

John is a little tuned up and looking to make up for a bad pod last week. He just took the dock out and shares wisdom from a financial planner and a young daughter. Because they know the truth. 

John is on his annual Cinco Grande guy’s trip in effortlessly cool, Santa Barbara. After 30 years of this tradition, he shares some wisdom and does a question-and-answer session with the guys. 

John wears shorts to steak night, had another tough session on his Blackstone, and reminds us all to get the turkey sandwich at Pezzo. 

It was cart path only for John down in Fort Lauderdale, he had a wonderful time on the maraschino cherry diet, even though he forgot to pack underwear. 

John gets his vegan friends a falafel waffle, which turns out not to be thoughtful. He also has to remind his wife that he can’t see his own butt. 

John and his wife have mixed feelings on “the season of death (Fall),” as the State Fair winds down. He reminds us to stay in one time zone and mix in a few mimosas at a drag brunch. 

John revisits a parable from his younger days, and wonders if he ever followed it. Plus, it’s State Fair Season and that means live music at Dino’s! 

John is in Boston taking care of his daughter. He wonders if a laugh track is all 2025 needs, and manages to sneak two drinks out of an Irish pub in coffee cups.  

John is still in his pajamas after celebrating another Joe Ryan victory. He also gave the people what they want with another boat mishap, this time involving his pinky ring. 

John’s wife beat him in golf, but he was sober. The Twins traded all their players, and it has Minneapolis feeling like Indianapolis. Also, we might not like trees anymore.  

John was on the road this week, where he concluded brisket is the king of all meats. He also visited the 3M Golf tournament, otherwise known as the best place in Minnesota for women to meet a dude. 

John’s daughter got engaged and he couldn’t be more thrilled. He was also part of "The Bloodbath in Benson"—otherwise known as a +14 scramble score, which will one day be made into a sports documentary. 

John’s dog is building his own life in the outside world. The best Sunday Fundays are with Red Cooler Ronnie, even if they happen on Saturday. Plus, a little wisdom from a financial planner, bumper sticker, and a sign. 

John is living lake life on his newly refurbished pontoon military base. He’s figuring out how to be a captain, but isn’t sure happiness is something that can easily be ticked off the box

John has trouble communicating with his server, shares wisdom from his dad’s 80th birthday, and reminds us not to chase the night.  

John shares wisdom from both his summer interns, and his father as he prepares to celebrate his 80th birthday. He reminds us all to run for the roses as fast as you can. 

After not helping Stacey move the topsoil, John’s punishment is to be in charge for a few hours. Also, he’s enjoying walking to Wisconsin and back and scoring goals. 

John shares some wisdom waiting for his flight out of North Carolina, where he experienced the soccer lifestyle at the TST tournament. He also may be responsible for his wife hurting her back lifting topsoil. 

John takes inspiration from a commencement address, reminds us bikers are dorks, and works to be more creative and have less boxes in his life.