Stay Rooted

In the spirit of April fools, the girlies are feeling super silly. Steph is going to try to get to the bottom of whether or not it twas Lauren that sent Luigi Mangioni socks… (Jury is still out) And they’re going to unpack the evolution of their social media identities across all platforms. x33

Stephani and Lauren are ready to shed their winter cocoons, and say, "Happy New Year!" The ladies are getting a breath of fresh air, opening the windows, and purging all their belongings. The ladies talk about trends they're loving, and what they're looking forward to with Springs arrival.

Stephani and Lauren are ranting and rambling, on a bits and pieces spree lately. They're wrapping up their newest hyper-fixation with the Severance finale recap. The ladies also chat about their need to take care of small, defenseless creatures. They also discuss what Lauren has been watching with her children, a real liberating curveball, Hamilton!

Stephani and Lauren are here, and they have severed in from their normal, hectic lives to discuss their favorite show... and other nonsense. Like, trapped astronauts finally making their way back to earth, and other light stuff like that.

Stephani and Lauren are here… mostly. They’re spreading awareness for a cause they are currently very passionate about, ASWB (avoiding sickness with bangs). Lauren’s advocating for bumming wipes off of strangers & Steph is disappointing everyone’s dads. Happy Birthday, RBG. We’re doing our best.

We made it to Friday, Rooties! And things are getting weird. Lauren is impulsively buying (un)caged animals, Stephani is hopped up on Celsius & everyone is worried.

Stephani and Lauren are here, and they have an Advocate Like A Mother update. The ladies chat about what it takes to get things done for their children... and themselves, sometimes. Chat with the girls about what's going on in the right now because that's all they can digest at the moment.

Stephani and Lauren meet back for another episode recapping the season, one finale of severance, for all those who are still catching up. They also turned to their outies, who are having a hard time in this very real world. Whether you had a good week, a bad week, or you're just feeling weak... There's something here for you.

Stephani and Lauren are obsessed with Severance. Almost certain that this wasn't supposed to just be a review of the show, it quickly became mostly a review of the show... because they are obsessed! These women went viral over asking for a lobotomy, come hear their hot takes on brainwashing implanted chips. Ben Stiller and Adam Scott, this one is (mostly) for you.

Stephani and Lauren have marked themselves safe from winter break home with their children. With full time jobs and persistent viral infections, the ladies had their work cut out for them. But of course, they made their time count with bowling, Build a Bear, and Sugar Factory glimmers. Turns out that the Zoom hangout isn't just for them, it's elementary schooler approved also!

Stephani and Lauren left you ladies hanging, like they learned from Mr. Jimmy Beast. The ladies wrap up what was the finale recap, and move on to some other very important topics. Like, angler fish death wishes. Stay with them, they're trying their best... sort of.

Stephani and Lauren are talking unfortunate events, and people making a fortune on their new favorite game show. Lauren made a rookie mom mistake, and she's here to burn the Sage. Stephani guides us through the finale of the ladies new favorite game show, Beast Games!

Stephani and Lauren are back, as much as they can be. With a nonstop viral wave, in the respiratory system instead of on social media, recording has been an uphill battle for the ladies this season. But they're dedicated to getting you the news you need. Like rodents, predicting when this awful season will end.

Stephani and Lauren are back on their new recording platform, working out the kinks and chatting about theirs. The ladies review what's going on in pop culture, law suits, and conspiracy theories that have them entertained. Is the king of rock and roll alive?

Stephani and Lauren are switching it up this week with recording. Given the fact that the winter keeps knocking them down, they decided to go all 2020 with the recording process. Bear with the ladies as they get used to their new set up, and pull up a chair to join them.

The girls are talking about everything and nothing at all. Come along as we debate whether or not Mark Zuckerberg is AI? Did Elon Musk have a system update mid-inauguration?? Have you ever seen Voldemort & Bill Clinton in the same room??? There’s so much to debate** Put on your tinfoil hats Rooties, we’re completely unhinged.

Stephani and Lauren are millennial moms, of course they're going to give their children yes days...

Stephani and Lauren are back for another bits and pieces.

Stephani and Lauren are recollecting on the year that has passed, and slightly acknowledging the start of the new year. Come along with the ladies as they decipher the that stuck, and the ones that were yuck.

Stephani and Lauren are back to finish the recap of Wicked: The Movie. They have watched this movie more than a few times at this point, and they want to tell you all the things. Grab your wands, broomsticks, and dancing shoes. Let's defy gravity, and our bedtimes.

Stephani and Lauren are bringing in the new year FRAZZLED, but what else is new? The girls had an audio mishap, that they are fully prepared to blame anyone but themselves for. They recollect their "simply chaotic" NYE celebration. And refuse to acknowledge 2025... yet.

Stephani & Lauren are back but they’re not ready to set their intentions quite yet, but happy New Year to those who celebrate… Stephani went on a date for her and her husbands birthday and Lauren reminds her that the timing of her birthday is less than desirable. The little rooties have a sleepover & we do more Wicked things!

Stephani & Lauren are back to finally review Wicked! The girlies obv have a LOT to say about it, so much so that we had to make it into a 2 part thang (how Hollywood **eyeroll**) The girls will catch you up on where they’ve been and talk about their IRL theatrical debut for one of their littlest rooties. HAPPY HOLIDAYS FRIENDS!

Stephani & Lauren went to the movies & they want to tell you about it. The girls talk about seeing Wicked & Moana 2 and catch up on the rest of the things they’re doing to get through December.

Stephani and Lauren are fighting for their lives against the mother virus, but they couldn't let the Rooties down this week with another support group meeting. Turns out, they needed it the most. The ladies give a RSV PSA, and discuss the importance of staying sane during the holiday preparations. Of course lightening things up with some congested, comic relief.