Spitballers Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we patronize other people’s careers, eat soup in a walk-in freezer, and drive with our left foot. We also discuss some crazy-but-true news articles. We close it down with a draft of our favorite buffet foods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast:...

Spit Hit for September 22, 2022: We’ve got some ‘Is This Real Life’ back on today’s show after a lengthy absence. We also discuss giving money to people who don’t deserve it and having our text messages left on read. We close it down with a draft of movies we would like to make our mortal enemies sit through. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny ep...

Tune into this episode to hear all about tickle partners, salad grabbers, and “how body works”. We finish up with a draft of the best foods to dip in ranch. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter:...

Spit Hit for September 15, 2022: On today’s show we talk about competing with our children, online reviews, and not moving when the light turns green. We also re-write a bit of history with some well-timed poopy pants. We round the bases on this  episode with a sporting goods store fight to the death. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of...

On today’s episode, we discuss having immense wealth at age 10, delivering a drunken speech at a funeral, and driving without cup holders. We also spend too much time determining the correct pronunciation of some common words. We wrap things up with a draft of the best places to sit. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers C...

Spit Hit for September 8, 2022: Hey Spitwads! We’re baaaack! Happy New Year! On today’s show, we discuss the Wizard of Oz, sky diving, pre-mergencies, and a hospital mixup. We also debate window vs aisle seats and superpowers we would prefer for our newborn babies. You don’t want to miss this episode! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Co...

Spit Hit for September 5, 2022: We are back, by popular demand, with a draft of ‘The Best Dad Jokes’ - part deux. Before that, we tackle some hilarious would you rather questions while learning a bit about Jason’s dominant hand. ‘Is This Real Life’ also returns to the show as we listen in on some actual news articles that made us question reality. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hila...

Spit Hit for September 1, 2022: Jump in to today’s episode and learn all about the ‘blood tax’ and then tell us - would YOU rather pay that instead of ever paying income tax or sales tax again? We also get a sneak peak at Jason’s bath sheets, discuss summiting Mt. Everest, and choose where we would spend $10k. Then, in true Spitballers fashion, we draft the worst places to be when you suddenly hav...

We have some great real life news headlines to discuss on today’s episode. But not until after we discuss rained out vacations, becoming a dolphin, and throwing away restaurant food. Lastly, grab a pen and paper because we are drafting excuses to get you out of that next kid’s birthday party you are invited to. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny...

Spit Hit for August 25, 2022: It’s time for everyone’s favorite segment. Liar, Liar is back on the show today and Owl has made a mistake with one of his “facts”. Will it result in his first ever loss? We also talk about a very disrespectful handshake, the effectiveness of the dishwasher, and sharing your birthday. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun...

On this episode, we talk about the uselessness of fencing, the sixth-sense, and wearing used underwear. Then, in ‘The Situation Room’, we are thrust into the Waffle House challenge. We close it down with a very subjective draft of the most rewatchable movies. Don’t miss it! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podc...

Spit Hit for August 18, 2022: Kids: Don’t do murder! We don’t even have a ‘Life Advice’ segment on the show today, but here we are, handing out some solid bonus counsel. We also talk about killer clowns, seedless watermelons, and Jason’s first kiss. We button up the show with a draft of our scariest fears & phobias! Don’t miss it! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode...

On today’s show, we are taking another stab at the ‘Man of the People’ segment! We also discuss a bunch of dumb superstions and their origins. We wrap things up with a draft of the best spices and seasonings. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Offici...

Spit Hit for August 11, 2022: We have another jam packed episode for you today! We discuss jacked cartoon characters, defining the assassination threshold, and the ideal time of day to take a nap. We end the show with a draft of things we would like to throw off of a tall building. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Com...

Tune in to today’s show to hear about ‘Bob the Robber’, neighbor wars, and Jason’s cereal sink! We also discover the origin of con-artistry. We end the episode by rubbing the lamp and drafting wishes from a genie. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an O...

Spit Hit for August 4, 2022: On this episode, we talk about playing board games against professionals, becoming pregnant, dirty underwear protocol. We also talk about how to prioritize a friend’s feelings over financial gain. We close down the episode with a draft of the best elements on the periodic table. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny epis...

On this episode, we talk about killing hamsters, magic carpet rides, and magnetic underpants. Sounds pretty par for the Spitballers course to be honest. We also misspell some elementary level words and draft our favorite fruits. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podca...

Spit Hit for July 28, 2022: On today’s show, we discuss building houses, whipped cream, and holiday decor guidelines. We answer some difficult Would You Rather questions and then dish out some of our coveted no-cost Life Advice. We close down this episode with an absurd draft of animals we would like to saddle up and joy ride. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The...

On today’s show we talk about braggarts, Pitbull, and heavy metal drummers. We also provide some free education as we clearly define the difference between some commonly confused things. We close the show with a draft of animals that would be a problem if they were larger. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podca...

Spit Hit for July 21, 2022: On today’s show, we spend far too much time trying to define & describe heartburn. It is much more complicated than one would imagine. We also figure out what’s got Jason tasting his underwear when he puts them on, and what’s got the guys peeking into their neighbor’s trash cans. We close down this episode with a draft of the worst Halloween candies. Subscribe and tell...

Time for the spitwads to weigh in. It is Jason/Andy vs. Mike in a heated debate on selflessness with selfish motivation. We also discuss things like when to throw away a pair of underwear, stealing food, and trying to figure out someone’s name you’ve forgotten. We close it down with a draft of things we miss from our childhood. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends abo...

Spit Hit for July 14, 2022: Summer is in full force and on today’s show, we draft the perfect summer BBQ items and find out who the boujee barbecuer of the group is. Before we bite into the draft, we tackle some great questions about fighting Dwane Johnson, taking bubble baths, and the etiquette surrounding complimenting someone’s house that you are a guest in. Subscribe and tell your friends abou...

Would you rather be too bored all the time or too busy all the time? Hear how we feel about that on today’s episode. We also talk about backup food, donut farts, and the worst jedi ever. We then share some insane real life news stories and draft the best chocolate based foods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy P...

Spit Hit for July 7, 2022: What’s got Jason splitting his khakis? Find out on today’s show! We also delve into a hostile ant takeover, picking our favorite family members, and the appropriateness of winking. We wrap up the show with a draft of our favorite cartoon animals. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballer...

Spit Hit for July 4, 2022: We’re back with more comedy for your Monday! On today’s show, we get into some very serious debates. Would you rather have your parents read all of your texts or your children? How many times is it ok to reuse the same bath towel before washing it? What fruit or vegetable can be thrown the furthest? We then construct a Mt. Rushmore by drafting iconic athletes. Subscribe...