Slaughterhouse Princess

We watched a movie about a doll that kills people because it was possessed by soul transferring voodoo lightning magic.  It sounds kinda dumb when you hear it out loud.

Planning a trip to Georgia?  Maybe you should consider stopping at the Guts and Glory Jubilee in scenic Pleasant Valley.  Just take a left at the homemade detour sign on Rural Route 9.  Also check out our new art courtesy of Sabastian West.

We welcome Troy back and tackle a hard-hitting emotional roller coaster about the complicated interpersonal relationships that we all have.  Just kidding, its about a group of "young people" having a "party" in a cabin until aliens show up and ruin their "fun".

This week we struggle to stay focused and helplessly watch the entire episode spiral out of control.  This is what happens when Troy isn't around to save us from ourselves.

Just in time for Fathers Day, the heartwarming tale of a father who just wants the love of his sons.  Oh and also to have them help kill demons in his shed and bury them in the municipal rose garden.

We dive back into some exploitation this week with Riki-Oh.  Its crazy, violent, and almost impossible to follow.  And that is why we love it.

The gangs all here this week, and we decide to try another musical horror movie.  Extra bonus points to anyone that knows what the first one was.

Our first task this week is to watch a movie.  Our second task was to do it without Troy.  Our third was to set fire to a religious icon.

We push on without Brett this week because the madness of this film needs to be known.  People use bazookas to fly for the love of everything.

We go back to the jungle this week for some more exciting cannibal based action.  Also ferox means fierce in Latin, just in case you were curious.

In this film we find out the dangers of watching The Hills Have Eyes 2 after midnight while in the UK.  Especially if the guy running the concession stand is Freddy Krueger.

This is the most razor movie we've ever seen.  Go forward and get on the bus for brainwashed teens that have only one weakness, becoming aroused.  

We venture into Tromaville this week, and some of us wished we hadn't.  One thing we could all agree on, it was the best musical we have done on this podcast.

We travel back through the mists of time to 1983 this week for the American version of Let the Right One In.  If nothing else, it has more kids wearing masks in their underwear while holding knives creeply watching their neighbors with a telescope than the original movie.

In this touching story of bullying and vampire love we all learn that we don't know much about Sweden, aside from what we learned watching The Muppets.

We take a look at what might be the first found footage movie.  Does it live up to the hype that surrounds it?  One thing for sure, it's no Nekromantik.

Ms.45 is the story of one woman's quest for vengeance after being sexually assaulted, by shooting as many people as possible.  Unfortunately, none of the men she shoots were responsible, but one guy did have some sweet nunchuck skills.

What happens when an ancient god called the Destroyer gets summoned into a haunted house?  Well clearly you use heavy metal magics to save humanity.  See if you can figure out who Teen Ape and Dana McBoobs are playing.

When the best thing that you can say about a movie is that there were only two scenes of people urinating, you are in for quite a ride.  A short, unpleasant ride.

We decided to ease into exploitation month with a classic Troma picture.  It's a tale of surfing, robbery, street gangs, and revenge.  And don't get us started on the synth score that really brings the whole movie together.

This movie has something for everyone. There's David Bowie playing a vampire, a guy roller dancing, and a monkey death match.  Still not convinced?  How about Willem Dafoe in his defining role as 2nd Phone Booth Youth.  One of those has to interest you at least a little bit.

Our new friend Mr. Troy is here to join us as we dive in to Orphan.  We learned many life lessons in this movie such as kids are kinda dicks, you can kill a bird with a paintball gun, and that CCH Pounder might have the coolest name ever.

This week we bring you thought provoking insight on the underlying meaning behind Neverlake.  Just kidding, we mainly drank and made fun of orphans.

This week a film that was equal parts confusing and entertaining.  Or it might be that it was subtitled and we drank too much.  A fun game to play as you listen, see if you can tell when the dog knocked over the bookcase while we were recording.

This weeks movie come from your friends and ours over at  Horrorshow Hot Dog .  They bring us a movie with a bad musical number, Canadian redneck sheriffs, and an underground city full of monsters.  There are so many monsters.