Slaughterhouse Princess

When the fact that the title of the movie isn't shown until about 48 minutes in ranks as one of the least weird things about a movie, you're in for quite a ride.

A quick Google search reveals that this might be the only movie that features hot dog throwing as a monster dowsing rod.

We learn the importance of finishing what you start from a literal murder dad this week.

How many witches could a witchtrap trap if a witchtrap could trap witches?

We visit the Cirque du So Lame this week with a "horror musical" from the creators of Repo! The Genetic Opera.

We enter a world of fantasy daggers, pun based names, and clear Tarantino influence in this week's episode.

We mark our triumphant return to podcasting by watching a movie requested by dummyact with an estimated $6000 budget directed by Bill Zebub.

We decided to take a look at the sequel to the 2011 film The Thing, the 1982 film The Thing.

This week we watched It Follows, which started as a rejected tourism video for the Detroit chamber of commerce.

If I told you there was a movie with James Earl Jones and Brad Dourif, why wouldn't you give it a try?  Funny you should ask that....

We pay tribute to Carrie Fisher this week by watching a movie she was barely in.  We probably should've picked Scream 3.

We return after weeks of Holidays and technical issues to bring you Shark Exorcist, which sadly, does not feature a shark conducting exorcisms.

We watched an "adaptation" of the H.P. Lovecraft story Herbert West, Re-Animator. We snorted a bunch of highlighter ink and totally lost our heads over it.

This week's episode has some serious audio issues, mostly Troy sounding like he's trapped in a well.  We decided to put it up anyway as a blooper reel of sorts.  If you're up to it, give it a try and if not, we will revist this movie at a later time and give it the episode it deserves.

Finally, someone made a movie that addresses the question that we, as a society have struggled with for years.  What would Jesus do?  Kill vampires and sing the occasional musical number, it appears.

Something possessed Brett to skip this week, so it was just the two of us.  Don't worry, we decided we could make it if we tried. Also Skype sucks.

Our first Twitter request is up this week from redcapjack.  Is it the only movie where Indiana Jones arm wrestles Mola Ram?  Probably.

You might not like this movie, but even if you don't you still have to give it up for having the best name for a strip club possibly ever.

For Halloween we dressed up as a comedy movie podcast and did a request courtesy of Jeff Clark.  It's the directorial debut from "comedian" Tom Green all about his sick skateboarding skills and Rip Torn looking kinda drunk the entire time.

This movie proves the old adage, revenge is a dish best served on a giant stack of pancakes coated in the blood of the church camp kids you murdered so you can gain super demon powers.

Evil Dead weeks draw to a close with the 2013 remake/reboot.  Is it a fitting tribute to the series, or is it another soulless cash grab looking to cash in on brand recognition and nostalgia?  Listen and find out.

We wrap up on the original Evil Dead  trilogy this week.  It's the least horror movie of the bunch but what it lacks in horror it makes up for in stop motion skeletons and Ash quips.

Week 2 of our Evil Dead-a-thon is underway and that means it's time for Evil Dead 2.  Part comedy, part horror, part high pressure blood geyser, this movie has something for everyone.

We kick off Evil Dead non-sequential four week time period with the The Evil Dead.  It introduced us to Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, and the idea that a plant could sexually assault someone.

This week we watched Eli Roth's idea of a cannibal movie and died inside a little each time Brett called Cannibal Holocaust "the first one".