Slaughterhouse Princess

In tribute to R. Lee Ermey we take a look at another one of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake/reboots/sequels/reimagings.  We also have our first instance of fact checking, probably, no one checked into it.

We take a look at what might be the least Cronenberg-ish of all the Cronenberg works, aside from the commercial he did for Nike Air 180s back in the day.  It's proto-Cronenbergian!

We take it back to a simpler time this week when men always wore suits and women were carried most places.

We always thought that touching an alien is a good way to get chlamydia, innit, bruv.

We take it back to the old school this week not only because of the movie, but also because Troy isn't around to keep us on track.  It goes as well as you'd think.

Unlock your blanket stashes and settle in for uncomfortable confessions and flashbacks, flashbacks, flashbacks.

In what might be a first, we had two people request the same movie.  Does that make it really good, or really bad?  Listen and find out.

Thanks to this movie we all became confused and emotional, I guess you could say we lost our heads. *Pause for laughter

Finally a vampire movie that isn't afraid to tackle the complex relationship between the bourgeoisie and proletariat as it pertains to the concept of arranged marriages in an attempt to maintain your family's status.

Slather yourself in oil and eat some brains in order to numb the pain of listening to this episode.

We take a look at Leviathan this week, not the one about the North American fishing industry or the Russian one based loosely based on the guy who went on a rampage with a modified bulldozer, but the one about undersea mining.

Funny story, turns out this is a series of six movies, so we picked the two that really spoke to us to watch. By spoke to us, We mean the ones available on YouTube.

It takes all three of us to tackle the most pressing question that this movie brings up, are Frankenstein's monsters reborn with the organs they die with or just snakes where their guts were.

Keep your eyes open for the debut performance of Marisa Tomei in what might be the Citizen Kane of Troma movies, although that is a admittedly low bar.

Standing here like a loaded gun, waiting to go off.  We've got nothing to do but shoot our mouths off

Take a look into the distant future where Vampires are real and space stations still have VCRs in the rec rooms.  Spooky.

We show off our more refined side with some of the Bard this week, even if all of his works were written by Edward de Vere.  Wake up sheeple.

We got a request from our number one fan Todd this week and to celerbrate we have a special guest, intermittent audio issues due to Skype.

How do you like your tea? Cream, sugar... or do you want me to pee in it?                                                                                                                                                        -Clarissa Carlyn

We were out for the Thanksgiving holiday, but you can give thanks we had our crossover episode with the HSHD gents to put up.  Unless you already went to their site  and listened, then it just seems lazy.

Welcome to our first, and possibly only, installment of Movies Troy Saw on an Airplane, where we watch a movie that Troy saw while flying on an airplane.

It's back to nonsense as usual this week, what better way to get back into the swing of things than to see Saw.

We let the  Horrorshow Hot Dog  gents have a taste of that sweet, sweet Slaughterhouse Princess lifestyle and let them record our episode celebrating Take Your Ghost to Work Day, while we take a stab at their format.  So check us out over on their site  and see why we only do one movie a week.

We round out accidental animal based non-consecutive 3 weeks out of the month month with a movie about rabbits. Scary, scary rabbits.

We take paws this week to get a little catty about killer mutant cats and no, we aren't kitten you.