Scott & Ally: Not For Air

EP 227: I'll pack for you but you don't pack for me 05.05.2026 46:08 ↓

I don't want you to pack for me! An update on Ally's "unclaimed mail"

EP 226: Letting the Door Dasher use your bathroom 28.04.2026 46:11 ↓

Can I just get a Diet Coke for this situation? Ally is becoming Gail. Snickers should only be consumed vein side up. Opening unclaimed mail from  ⁨@julietsfinds⁩  Scott wants to start subscriptions for social media. Ending with letting a Door Dasher use your bathroom.

EP 225: The volcano has been dormant 21.04.2026 38:14 ↓

Ally is popping buttons and also trying to get her friends to switch teams.

EP 224: The Answer is Banana Bread 15.04.2026 45:42 ↓

What is the male equivalent to flowers? Scott is a No Contact Boyfriend. My email needs to stop bossing me around!

EP 223: The Slime Crime 07.04.2026 37:34 ↓

Scott's elevated energy and The Slime Crime of the Century.

EP 222: Tuck me in!! 31.03.2026 35:14 ↓

Ally gets told, "She's a talker" The parents who want the bank logins. Who doesn't love getting tucked in??!!

EP 221: You don't know my name, do you? 24.03.2026 28:21 ↓

Let's move Easter to Saturday! Shoulda saved his name in my phone.

EP 220: If you mix a Lazy River and Reiki 17.03.2026 36:06 ↓

Scott can't keep his hands off the snacks. The mix of lazy river and Reiki. Just lie if they ask you if you're the best in bed.

EP 219: Got caught smelling my hair 10.03.2026 39:12 ↓

Caught smelling my hair. Telling your S.O. I need to be in my own space. Gavin's class is getting the sex talk.

EP 218: The Adult Claw Machine 03.03.2026 20:54 ↓

Did one of us hook up with a celebrity? Who on the show is more likely to get lost? The one item that would make you stop at a clam machine.

EP 217: Never Have I Ever 24.02.2026 47:09 ↓

Grandma's back in the day had it easy then Scott and Ally play "Never Have I Ever"

EP 216: Ally ousted from The Talen Show 17.02.2026 33:28 ↓

Is everyone peeing their pants? Ally got black balled from Gavin's Talent Show. When do you sync calendars in a relationship?

EP 215: You ate all my puffs!! 10.02.2026 36:53 ↓

Your new girlfriend is a career killer and Scott can't keep his hands off of his girlfriend's puffs.

EP 214: Write a love letter everyday 03.02.2026 36:13 ↓

Scott finally gets his Christmas Card and send a love letter everyday.

EP: 213 The red lacy panties 27.01.2026 27:46 ↓

Why are toaster cords so short? We got a listener story where dates are totally unhinged!

EP 212: The Naked Neighbor 20.01.2026 32:29 ↓

But is it illegal to be nekkie in your own home?

EP 211: You can't have my meat 13.01.2026 40:08 ↓

When kids get quiet, you know something's up. Ally is the new "Meat Monitor" at Scott's Superbowl Party. Give me my Fantasy Football money.

EP 210: The spicy pics 06.01.2026 23:10 ↓

It was an adventure at Walmart! Between the spicy pics and bathroom conversations...this one doesn't stop.

EP 209: Scott's Christmas Bonus 23.12.2025 34:08 ↓

Scott is fartin' the Christmas carols plus he gets his Christmas bonus. Let's talk 2026 Goals!!

EP 208: We are doing AI Dogs now? 16.12.2025 44:57 ↓

Our co-worker got an AI dog. Ally's friend is in ketamine treatment. Scott and Ally try to figure our their attachment style.

EP 207: Oops! 09.12.2025 27:54 ↓

The Queen of tipping didn't tip enough and everyone's out here sharting.

EP 206: Better late than never 03.12.2025 26:06 ↓

Ok, we know this pod is late but Ally was right all along about Thanksgiving turkey and Scott teaches Ally a dirty joke.

EP 205: The Turkey Dash 25.11.2025 33:01 ↓

I'll be offended if you dine and dash.

EP 204: The Crumbl Rumble 18.11.2025 34:00 ↓

Where ya put a kettlebell that big? There's a Crumbl Rumble, and taking out the trash just got awkward.

EP 203: Ally's Cheating 11.11.2025 31:46 ↓

Ally cheated on Scott and he is soooooo hurt. And have you used a composting toilet? Don't.