Schnozzcast

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Tony rant and rave about Bob’s uncertain feelings about death and taxes, the case for having your senior pictures set in a Martian landscape, and the first appearance of the “Danielle’s Word Box” segment.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about Bob’s former cats in “Bitch, Moan, and Complain,” how to hoodwink your co-workers into saying nonsense words in the workplace, and how Cory’s and Bob’s paths crossed (or stupidly did not cross) with Kid Rock.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Kevin rant and rave about Nick’s brandied cherries, Kevin’s Weird News story about bovine romance, and the winner chosen for the Schnozzcast Crab Boil / T-shirt contest.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Don rant and rave about Don’s love for killing in videogames, questionable works of art in What’s on Bob’s Shelf, and Bob’s problems with band banquets in the first appearance of the “Bitch, Moan and Complain” segment.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about an exciting find during What’s On Bob’s Shelf, Danielle’s deafeningly boisterous assertions that she doesn’t yell at Cory, and the rules for the very first Schnozzcast contest.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about the horrific practice of nose hair extensions, the ragged glory of a Ned Flanders tribute band, and how the potential repair of a tiny crack in Cory’s phone screen might prevent a grievous forehead injury.

Bob, Cory, and Nick rant and rave about the wonder of butter garlic butter, Nick’s excitement over drug nicknames, and the incomprehensible “Weird News” story about one man’s atrocious family tradition.

Bob, Cory, and Nick rant and rave about the vast security network at Schnozzcast and the corporate policy for podcast interlopers, a new segment called “Weird News” with too much paperwork for Nick, and Bob’s misunderstanding of the term “early riser.”

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about CREASTERS walking among us, the return of The Captain, and their minimal knowledge of the "Snuff World Cup / cocaine gum / tincture of opium" triumvirate.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Joe rant and rave about the surprise art of “piggytailing,” a handsy robot (seemingly) come to life on Bob’s shelf, and competitive shenanigans at the summer cabin from the “Drifters.”

Bob, Cory, and Nick rant and rave about the ill-conceived practice of shoe-stretching, Cory’s obsession du jour shifting to crab boils, and the inconceivable “Tale of the Cement Goose.”

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Kevin rant and rave about the last bastion of non-stretchy jeans, whether Kevin’s business wardrobe choice likens him to Einstein or Mr. Bean (the answer will surprise you), and the first appearance of the segment, “What’s On Bob’s Shelf?”

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, Hoppy, and Scott rant and rave about the noble world of K-9 law enforcement, Nick's secret passion for Taylor Swift's lyrics, and Cory's surprising reaction to babies pelted with cheese.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Jack rant and rave about a brief history of SPODAs, the first appearance of the "Pick of the Week" segment, and the inscrutable mystery of the dusty Christmas presents is finally revealed.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Joe rant and rave about the depressing notion of a "Nickelback Lyric of the Week" segment, why a long-distance friendship might not extend all the way to Washington, and the first (and possibly last) appearance of Stew Talk.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle, and Joe rant and rave about the indignity of a fistful of peanut butter, the unlikelihood of a mass Schnozzcast funeral, and the absurdity of desert island disks.

Bob, Cory, Nick, Danielle and Rhonda rant and rave about concert letdowns, block party fails, and the questionably coiffed Belsnickel.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about hellish school lunches, ketchup snobs, and horseradish sympathizers.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Danielle rant and rave about rabbit toes, a total lack of sports, and the icy grip of death.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Joe rant and rave about Portland, OR shenanigans, all things minimum-wage, and the perils of walking in Memphis.

Bob, Cory, Nick, and Angie rant and rave about TV/movie ignorance, the world’s greatest nap, and the inevitable loss of toes.

In the inaugural episode of Schnozzcast, Bob and Phil rant and rave about “several” vs. “few,” celebrity deaths, and “things stuck in the craw.” Apologies for the subpar sound quality, as we were just starting out.