Qualified Nonsense

I struggled with this title. I was trying to go punny, but then nothing was matching. Then I thought about being earnest, but that's not really our vibe... But then I thought, "Blasphemy is always in vogue..." so I went with it. Whatever, you're not better than me. Or if you are, so what. I'm not crying. YoU'rE cRyInG!!!. oh... the episode is about mid life crisis stuff and something about filthy...

Yup - only the juiciest content hot off the presses for you lot. If there's one thing you can rely on, it's these three chuckleheads BSing about robot name calling, dumb people inc., and plain ol' nudes sharing. Now, we know you listen to other podcasts... but this one has got to be up there? Upper third? Half? Bottom third?! Prove it. Leave us a review. Tell us what you think. I dare you! - Send...

That title... those two things look unrelated? You're new here, huh? That's how we do here at QN. It doesn't matter if the inquires are related! We ask the tough questions that (don't) keep you up at night. We put in the hard work to get to the bottom of your deepest, darkest, most personally invasive preguntas (I couldn't think of another simile for 'questions'). Investigative journalism, that wh...

We turn up the spice this week by recounting our party days and knowing (or learning) when to leave them before things get out of hand. Do we stop there? Heck, no! We then slither down the topic of NSFW content of someone you know. Thoughts? ...thots?! No conversation subject is too spicy! No trail is unblazable! We even make up words! Come at us!!! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiedno...

Hey there! One of the old guys here writing this nonsense down. Yup, t-rexing this, jabbing each key once I find the damn thing. Today the gang talk a little about trivia and going to Disney. But the real meat and potatoes comes from our extra qualified takes on red/green flags for adulting and what these darn kids today will never understand about the 90s and early 2000s. You know, cell phones, m...

We've done it, folks! We're just 3 old guys, talking about old guy stuff. "My back hurts" "Stay off my lawn" "In my day, we had a thing called rEsPeCt!" What a bunch of clowns. Come join us for our new and improved geriatric podcast. It'll be fun. Until we're in a nursing home. (got I hope I die with my boots on...) - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget...

Writing this at 11:55PM EST and my ass was about to go to bed without posting! Edited and ready to go HOURS ago, but almost forgot to put a bow on it. Imagine... Come have a fun time with us while we talk about hawk tuah, yummy sandwiches, and getting old. Never a dull moment, eh? And if you missed it last week, we did a live show that you can check out via Patreon. So do that maybe. I'm not going...

We out here. Listen in about updates, essential adulting skills (how is that not common knowledge!?) and movies that will always draw us in... AND Don't forget to join us for our live show on Tuesday July 29! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Pat...

In todays episode, we dive right into some very high quality Reddit questions about early memories, average age of reddit users, sleeping naked (not) a whole lot more! ALSO, we're (maybe?) going to record LIVE next week. But we have a few in the can already... so it would be a recording that would then be released a few weeks after? I'm going to be straight up, QN doesn't pay me well enough to che...

That's a super clickable title and an even MORE listenable episode. I'm not going to spoil it. Just listen. Also, people need to be nicer on the internet. Just sayin. I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https...

What's there to say? Stellar opening. Charming check-in. Insightful, provocative answers to thoughtful, intriguing questions. Here at Qualified Nonsense, we've got it all, babyyyyyyyyyy! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patr...

This will be short and sweet. 3 good lookin guys, just sitting a few thousand miles away from each other, making a podcast and enjoying each other's company. We hope you have as much fun as we do ;-* (that's a kissy winky face) - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! B...

Man, click bait much? How about that title? I don't know much about marketing, but I would go so far as to say we are operating at a genius altitude right now. You may ask, "well, does it pay off? Do you get more downloads?" To which I would say "Mind your own business, who's counting, it's not the size that matters-" and so on. But in all seriousness, we have a good time talking about work, life,...

There's gold in these here hills! Gold tier audio content for your ear balls and brain bits, that is. Enjoy a full 43 minutes or honest to goodness, God fearing, wholesome podcasting. There's action! There's suspense! There's romance! What more could you want? No, actually, what more are you looking for in a podcast? Our numbers aren't great and we're desperate. Send any questions or comments to:...

Like a fart in church, we're distasteful and only a little funny. Back at it with our 30th episode this season. How time flies when you're wildly unqualified to be giving advise! Listen in as we talk about bullsh!t meters and if Americans really do snack at night! We have some laughs, we have some cries. But don't worry. They're mostly ass tears. (can you believe they pay me to write this garbage!...

I don't want to toot my own horn, here: but these episode titles are tough... AnD i'M kIlLiNg It! Pull up a stool (not that, gross, grow up) and shoot the shi... stool(?) with us while we discuss offensive drinks, dated media and the normal BS. And THEN we get into Reddit questions. Can you believe the first bit is just us talking, straight off the dome. Unbelievable. How talented are we? And hand...

Imagine a world - where the QN podcast did a mediocre job editing AND counting. Yes, we went from 26 to 28. The world shrieked in unison - "WhAt HaPpEnEd tO 27?!" The world asked, and by God, we answered. Now, coming in luke-warm off the presses! Qualified Nonsense Season 2, Episode 27. And the people rejoiced. Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate...

We at it again. Get in here and for some wholesome updates about what a bunch of good guys we are and stick around for some deep, insightful prose about aging and taking care of yourself. This is a self-help podcast now. Before is was just fun and games. Now we're doing candles and gonging some temples bells and sh!t. Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget...

I want to personally apologize for the length of today's intro. It turns out, Shakespeare is not an audio only medium. OR perhaps Jake's retirement from acting is a blessing. Either way, we swashbuckle Reddit's toughest questions and you, YES YOU, get a front row seat. We talk about "pick-me" boys, stall knockers, and more! Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't f...

Coming in hot with another absolute banger! May the 4th be with y'all and happy tidings! We giggle and talk worst purchasing decisions even at steep discounts. We then get into toe curling, cringe content "what will make you always roll your eyes". Are we too old?! Hell, no! We're young and spritely. We have a podcast, for god's sake! ;-* Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail....

In this week’s episode, Jake forgets how babies work, Brandon survives a dental war crime, and Matt becomes that guy who won’t shut up about The Sopranos . Plus: a disturbingly detailed analysis of work bathroom politics, the horrifying surprises of post-30 bodies, and a deep dive into the most socially acceptable addiction (spoiler: it's not caffeine, but it is everywhere). Send any questions or...

Three intrepid heroes, rise from the field of battle, grasping at the will to live. To fight another day. To Podcast! Listen, as they dissect hostilities of society. Infiltrate the mindset of fat shaming. Qualified? Hardly. Nonsense? I think not! Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks...

We've exhausted our supply of backlogged recordings and we're out here dropping some new sh!t. Straight off the dome. Right into your ear canals. Keeping that sh!t klean, you feel? Ugh. I'm going to bed. Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Socials: Instagram & Ti...

Fear not. We are back. Come listen to our hot-take listener feedback about sour beer making (thanks brave reddididittter!). Feast your ears with some Indiana Jones level hidden secret artifact chit chat, and slap a bow on the top with a little chin wag about laying awake at night, staring up at the ceiling, going through life's memory rolodex of all the cringey, painful things you've ever said or...

That's right, we know you come here for all the hot tea we be spillin! We have a loosey goosey intro for you followed by some bang up goss, straight off the (2002ish) press! Wowee! Podcast charts can kiss my candy behind because we're out here dropping truth bombs! I hope the word doesn't get us flagged in some way. We're already "adult content". But one thing is for certain. No distribution servi...