This week its time for a definite must see stinker in Q: The Winged Serpent, starring Michael Moriarty, David Carradine, and Richard Roundtree. Sam and Justin have already proclaimed this as making both their Top 10 Year in Review films so you don't want to miss this one. Streaming Dos and Dont's Make sure to pick this 50 movie set Sci-Fi Invasion at Walmart. There's a ton of great bad movies on i...

Private Joe Armstrong (Michael Dudikoff) makes his dramatic debut to Stinker Madness with enough cool guy stares to melt a polar bear when he and Steve James team-up to punch and kick guys....and shoot them...and blow them up....sometimes run them over....and other ways you can kill guys. Joining us for this episode is Joe Fulgham from the always funny and sometimes grody podcast, Caustic Soda. If...

Well, who didn't see this one making it to the program? It's 1). Michael J. Dudikoff 2). Cannon Films and 3). Ninja baloney that doesn't require any working knowledge of ninjas, just that they are sweet.  We've got a VERY special guest for the  American Ninja main episode, Joe Fulgham from the Caustic Soda Podcast . You don't want to miss this one. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Everly - Netf...

The deadliest game comes to Stinker Madness once again in the form of "Ozploitation" with 1982's  Turkey Shoot . Brian Trenchard-Smith delivers a classic stinker with some seriously insane sequences and a hell of lot of fun. Turkey Shoot has a reputation for being pretty hardcore with heavy exploitative tones and excessive gore. We're not really seeing it. This is a fairly tame movie (in rela...

Finally we get to another Ozploitation film. This time it comes in the form of a dystopian society that hasn't learned to "NEVER HUNT A MAN" in Turkey Shoot or Escape 2000 from Brian-Trenchard Smith. The full movie is finally on YouTube so be sure to watch this one. It's a hoot. Streaming Do's and Don'ts The Prophecy - Netflix The Worst Sports Movies We've Ever Ed - The further we get away from Ed...

The hottest awards for bad films in 2015 are here and the winners are all set. Listen to the 2015 SMABFA Podcast and check out all the nominees and winners below. And the Nominees  & Winners are (winner in bold): Best Bad Movie - The Most Enjoyable Bad Movie Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 The Transporter Refueled Furious 7 Jupiter Ascending The Last Witch Hunter Worst Bad Movie - The Least Enjoyab...

In October of 2015,  Jem and the Holograms was released into US theaters with much fanfare, and by fanfare I mean people asking "They remade Jem? Well that was dumb..." and then one week later it was nowhere to be found, instantly making it a SMABFA contender. Whose idea was this anyways? The problem with  Jem  is the moral gets completely lost in the presentation. Sure, the plot is...

This week we finish off the last of our 2015 SMABFA contenders with the remake of Jackie's favorite 80's band of cartoon ladies. Could Jem and the Holograms preserve the cheese of the original cartoon or will they try to modernize it, making it completely boring? Jackie's Movie Call Cast List What animal do you bring to a open call casting so that the producer chooses you. What?!?! Get ready for t...

Paul Verhoeven had a vision for a caricature of a Facist future society and totally nails it in the guise of a silly space battle movie. Toss in a 3 way love story with incredibly strong and easy to care for characters, exceptional acting and you've got one of hell of a good movie. Why then is this movie on Stinker Madness? Well because in 1997 the critics and Sam and Justin made a single mistake;...

With this episode of the famed Stinker Madness Podcast we prepare for 1997's  Starship Troopers from master of stuff, Paul Verhoeven. Despite having a solid IMDB user rating, the critics panned it. Does Johnny Rico get better with age? Can Denise Richards be more than just walking boobs? IS the only good bug a dead bug? Streaming Do's and Don'ts The Runner - Netflix Pop Quiz, Hot Shot? - How...

For 25 years, people have been celebrating a film about a FBI guy spending 3/4 of the movie trying to get fired and perhaps sent to prison, while steadily falling in love with a dude brah. Since its release apparently no one has watched it because this crap stinks and not in good ways. There's quite a few more problems with the film including the casting of Lori Petty, how Patrick Swayze looks (he...

Johnny Utah finally graces our presence in Kathryn Bigelow's second appearance on the show. Can it POSSIBLY be a good movie? Can it be a bad movie that everyone thinks is good? Or is it just the same as her Near Dark and just meh? Least Busey is in it. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life - Netflix (No longer available) The Thaw - Amazon Prime The Brain that Wouldn't Die - (wi...

For years people have been requesting a remake of a really stupid and poorly thought out 90's movie with horrendous acting and too many "dude bros" and then make it much much stupider. Wait...no one asked for that? Then wait the hell is the point of  Point Break (2015) ? The story of 2015's  Point Break is truly one of the more poorly thought plots in recent memory. Johnny Utah must go u...

In what very well may be the worst mad scientist plan of all time, Professor Stoner (didn't make that up) turns innocent David from Man to Snakeman to.....well mongoose lunch. It's ssssssso ssssssstupid! It should be mentioned that no other film on this podcast is as worthy of being a MST3K episode. The film is not a fantastically fun time. There's periods of nothing happening and just shots of sn...

This week Justin rolls the dice on maybe the worst movie title of all time. Seriously, try to tell your friends your watching Sssssss and listen how it comes out of your mouth. Onomatopoeia should never be used in film titles. But we think its about snake men... Streaming Do's and Don'ts Moonraker - Hulu Plus The Living Daylights - Hulu Plus Tomorrow Never Dies - Hulu Plus The Greatest Super Power...

In the year 1994, disco has become such a force in culture that record producers can rule the government forcing the citizens of Earth to face prison time and social rejection if they are not down with "BIM"...we still aren't sure what BIM is but apparently you must be down with it. However, we are not. This movie stinks! Wow is this not how you make a movie and its such a mess that it becomes a s...

Jackie brings us her third musical mess with 1980's  The Apple from Cannon Films, directed by none other than Menaham Golan. Can it beat out other similarily crappy 1980 films Can't Stop the Music  and  Xanadu? Streaming Do's and Don'ts 36th Chamber of Shaolin - Netflix Hidden Assassin - Netflix Assassins - Netflix The Great Superpower Debate Shitting Telepathy

Yor does not come from the future. He comes from over there. Sorry for the spoiler. He is still awesome. The ladies love him, the men fear him and Yor believes himself to be the most rad dude of all time and he might be right. Yor  is one of those wacky Italian movies that believes to be a good idea with a good story but is just a mess of silly business. Yor bounces smugly from scene to scene...

For years, Sam has been praising  Yor: The Hunter from the Future and now its finally time to share it's hunky goodness with the rest of the world. Let the scantily clad ladies fill our eyeballs. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films - Netflix Cannonball Run II - Hulu Plus Timeline - Netflix 36th Chamber of Shaolin - Netflix The Great Superpower D...

We all absolutely loved Dreamcatcher. Its got all the qualities fans of bad movies look for. It keeps moving and never loses your interest in what is on screen even when you can't make heads or tails of what you are seeing. The story and key events are so confusing and dubious that you can talk with other viewers about theories and try to answer questions for hours afterwards. There's entire forum...

In our first 2 parter ever, we break down 2003's  Dreamcatcher . This movie is insanity. There is just about everything you want in a bad movie in this one. It is a scosh too long but this one's got it all with the combination of the stupid plot, the bad acting, the cheesy movie monster (it comes out butts), the dubiousness of Morgan Freeman and Tom Sizemore's characters, and Dudditts. Wow, D...

Duddits is the man of the week as we go back to one of the most surprisingly bad (we mean bad) blockbusters of all time. It's 2003's Stephen King based  Dreamcatcher starring every single actor ever! Streaming Do's and Don'ts Well we didn't watch any streaming movies. Stupid Xmas planning.  However Jackie and Justin watched  San Andreas  and really should have been thrown under...

An Internet meme gets its own movie which is supposed to be a Christmas movie but isn't. How long will it be before Lifetime calls us for the first Stinker Madness movie? At no point does this movie not piss you off. It's insulting to your intelligence and an offense on humor. While its not Grumpy Cat's fault, you still want to punt the stupid thing across the room. Yes this film will make you wan...

Jingle bells all and merry Decemberween to you. Jackie brings in a Lifetime Channel original Xmas movie starring a cat who is an Internet meme. It can't be awful right? Talking animals, the magic of Xmas and a network notorious for making awful cheese family fests? Streaming Do's and Don'ts Star Trek: Nemesis - Netflix Mortdecai - EPIX On Her Majesty's Secret Service - Hulu Plus The Great Superpow...

Some guy who is NOT named Biggle's has ONE adventure in just ONE time. So with an inaccurate title, we travel back and forth to 1917 to defeat the Nazi's secret sound weapon that makes things too hot. Don't ask too many questions. Biggle's on paper sounds like a missed gem from our youth. The idea of a man named Biggle's traveling through time and having hijinx sounds like it would become your fav...