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Hammer Test #10 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:47 27.03.2026 22:06
Real programmers count from 0.
Hammer Test #7 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:47 27.03.2026 25:02
My attitude isn't bad; it's just in beta.
Hammer Test #5 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:47 27.03.2026 34:16
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
Hammer Test #3 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:46 27.03.2026 30:45
To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.
Hammer Test #1 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:46 27.03.2026 32:51
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
Hammer Test #6 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:47 27.03.2026 27:17
It works on my machine.
Hammer Test #4 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:47 27.03.2026 22:06
The box said "Requires Windows 10 or better," so I installed Linux.
Hammer Test #14 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 25:02
What did the Java code say to the C code? You've got no class.
Hammer Test #13 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 27:17
Two bytes meet. The first asks, "Are you ill?" The second replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."
Hammer Test #12 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 34:16
Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
Hammer Test #9 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 37:03
I had a problem, so I decided to use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.
Hammer Test #10 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 30:45
An optimist says the glass is half full. A pessimist says half empty. A programmer says the glass is twice as large as necessary.
Hammer Test #8 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 32:51
My computer hates fast food; it always wants a byte.
Hammer Test #7 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 25:02
CAPS LOCK — preventing logins since 1980.
Hammer Test #5 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 34:16
To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.
Hammer Test #2 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 37:03
Why did the programmers almost fail out of school? Their best grade was a C++!
Hammer Test #11 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 22:06
Two bytes meet. The first asks, "Are you ill?" The second replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."
Hammer Test #6 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 27:17
How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console.log it!
Hammer Test #4 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 22:06
I'd love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Hammer Test #3 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 30:45
How many developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's in the backlog.
Hammer Test #1 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:40 27.03.2026 32:51
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Hammer Test #7 — uat — 2026-03-27 12:37 27.03.2026 25:02
I'm not antisocial; I'm just not user-friendly.
Hammer Test #5 — uat — 2026-03-27 12:37 27.03.2026 34:16
3 SQL databases walked into a NoSQL bar. They couldn't find a table.
Hammer Test #6 — uat — 2026-03-27 12:37 27.03.2026 27:17
I had a problem, so I decided to use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.
Hammer Test #2 — uat — 2026-03-27 12:37 27.03.2026 37:03
Software developers like to solve problems. If none exist, they create their own.
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