Nuzzle House

I'm going with spooky short stories for the month of October. And I'm starting with a 'fun' little story that involves teenage suicide. Because public domain books age like milk. Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/sup...

We picked the most extreme example for our first romance novel. Two mountain men find a near-dead woman and... revive her. For about 3 days. Then they all marry and have kids. So weird. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/sup...

Wrapping up the story with a shocking ending to Sybil's brother, and Dorian himself. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

It's been 18 years and Sybil's brother is FINALLY trying to get revenge. * He nearly gets Dorian, until he realizes that he looks too young. * One of the creepy women points out that Dorian doesn't age- so James is BACK on the hunt! This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support...

Dorian blackmails an old friend to get rid of Basil's body. Which explains why no one likes hanging with him. Harry's back! And just as sexist and smug as ever. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this episode we learn that Dorian is older, and he avoids his old gang. We also see that when he feels sorry for himself- he is capable of anything... I mean ANYTHING (murder) This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this episode we learn: * The war against God was not as exciting as we thought * The 401k industry is still operating like it's 1970 * Dust can be anything you want, any time. * Glen got his girlfriend sick, and he refuses to feel bad about it * The only thing the subtle knife can't cut? Love. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send i...

What did we learn: * Oscar Wilde uses the N word *Dorian gets obsessed with a book for no reason *ALL of chapter 11 is just filling up the pages with lists of things *This was 'Iron Heel' levels of painful reading for me... This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podc...

In this episode we learn: * The author has an obsession with 'pocket buddies' in this book * Ben's phone shatters when he thinks of his mother * Apparently we don't feel 'uncomfortable' with each other any more Enjoy This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: ht...

Basil wants to see the picture. Dorian won't let him. That's the whole chapter. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Whoops- Sybil's dead. Dorian's worried that he doesn't seem to care until Harry goes on, and on about how he wishes everyone he's bored of would die. That makes Dorian feel better. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

It was Ben's idea to read this book. The only book to ever make me angry while just trying to read it. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

The guys go see Sybil's performance and she sucks. She sucks so bad, that Dorian breaks off the engagement and spends the rest of the chapter wandering around feeling sorry for himself. Then he finds that his painting is looking pretty evil. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message...

This chapter is basically just one, big, conversation around a dinner table where Dorian talks about his undying love for Sybil. And Harry goes on, and on, philosophizing about hedonism... Again... Like every chapter. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: h...

In this episode we review the self help book by comedian, actor and prosperity gospel author, Steve Harvey called ‘Jump: Take the Leap of Faith to Achieve Your Life of Abundance’. And it was terrifying. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.f...

Sybil LOVES Dorian, and goes so far as to keep calling him 'Prince Charming'- which would drive most people up the wall. Sybil's brother thinks Dorian sounds like a turd- and says that if Dorian ever hurts her, he will kill him. Sybil's mom just hopes that Dorian is rich. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https:...

Good news: Dorian is in love. Bad news: He really hates Jewish people. Lord Henry is getting jealous, and gets really fussed when Dorian wants him to meet his 'ivory' girlfriend. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

We review 'The Golden Compass' movie - a movie so bad, that we barely talk about it. Also, Glen has disappointed Ben's mom. Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it. In this story we learn that you should always invite ALL the fairies. And if you see a sleeping woman- kiss her. She's just asking for it. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podca...

Still trying to win over Dorian, Lord Henry invites him to his aunt's house to let him watch as he wow's everyone with stories of hedonism. And it works like a charm. We also learn that marrying American women is something the creepy English guys are really into lately. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://...

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 11 - 15 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman. In this episode we Learn: * Ben has a new job! * Will's cut won't heal * Glen has invented the concept of the 'house shirt' This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a p...

Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it. In this episode we learn the story of Baba Yaga- an evil witch that lives in a house with a chicken leg. We also learn about Vasilisa, a girl with a living doll that she actually has to feed. Which means the doll has internal organs. Ugh. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. htt...

Like any sociopath, Lord Harry tells Dorian he's only good for his looks, which won't last, as a way of getting him to have sex under the guise of embracing a 'hedonistic lifestyle'. Ugh. This Dorian into an existential crisis where he says he would sell his soul to have the painting get old while he stays young forever. Then, he takes off with Harry to go see a movie. Leaving Basil alone to cry....

Thanks to the artist, Bazil, talking up Dorian so much- Lord Harry Wotton is obsessed with meeting him. Basil won't share and the two bicker about it until Lord Harry remembers his aunt knows the guy. The awkward butler shows up and ruins everything. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehous...

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 6 - 10 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman. We learn that: * Ben didn't like going to Target with me * If you're not the guy with the 'subtle knife' you might as well kill yourself * Ben's mom likes my other podcast better than this on...