Nuzzle House

Episode Notes If you have a secret, and someone asks you what it is- Just lie! Don't say, "I don't want to tell you." Just reference some porn you watched recently and that will throw people off your tracks... Moron. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nu...

Episode Notes Nothing happens. Watson writes a letter to Holmes basically making a 'clip show' of the last chapter. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We had @LadiesFrightPod on again as guests and we were less horrified this time. But it still requires a trigger warning. The book was so bad, that we donated to the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (Rainn). Enjoy? . We learn: Ben brags about having covid Ladies fright STILL only listen to the show for Gretchen Gretchen tells the guests about Jersey birds Glen gets the pleas...

Episode Notes The Story of one chipmunks terrible witness to the kinks of apple pickers. We learn: . Ben still likes his new job Gretchen hits us with some clever woodpecker jokes Glen got a dryer People do yoga in sale . Go read it yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Scrumping-erotic-short-consequences-thievery-ebook/dp/B0867Z9GSX . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House b...

Episode Notes Stapleton is a monster who LOVES watching horses drown in the bog while he chases after moths. What a dick. Also, my daughter interrupts the show to talk about her own goddamn book. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes A story about what happens when you let kids play with knives and openly talk about killing adults. Happy Halloween people. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/zero-hour-and-other-stories/9781606997048 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We had The Ladies Fright Podcast on as guests and we were supposed to have FUN. Instead we accidentally read a problematic collection of short stories that requires a trigger warning. The book was so bad, that we're all donating to the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (Rainn). And this is only part 1. . We learn: Ben may or may not have a television that gives him vitamin D...

Episode Notes We are introduced to a world where kids have horrible nicknames like "Frog", and just "Fat" - and adults have questionable motivations for a grotesque Halloween party they decide to throw them. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/hallowe-en-at-merryvale-illustrated-edition-dodo-press/9781409949473 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info...

Episode Notes Starting my spooky October stories with the master of horror- Drac Von Stoller. One story about an army of vampires to take over the world that actually turns out pretty good for them. And another story about just dying in general? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541 Watch some of Drac's movies! https://www.amazon.co...

Episode Notes One would think that it isn't possible to jam-pack a book with racism, homophobia, sexism and general bigotry and STILL be meandering and nonsensical. But this author didn't win a 'palm award' for nothing. We learn: Ben's got COVID Gretchen gets lazy and Glen finally guesses the punchline to one of her jokes Glen's got no car, and no teeth Glen REFUSES to homestead his place. Go read...

Episode Notes Ben's got Covid. So we didn't record the Book Boys, and I had to poop out this emergency episode. Lets review what happens: Chapter 5? Nothing. Holmes is an unlikable turd and he sucks at his job. Chapter 6? Ooooh, you get a classic, creepy mansion story. You'll like that one. But Holmes still sucks. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskerville...

Episode Notes Just looking worse, we find out that Sherlock Holmes is a fan of Phrenology. And he's constantly trying to be better than everyone else. The first four chapters are CRAP so far. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip...

Episode Notes Where Sherlock Holmes is a jerk to everyone he talks to. Books like this make me fussed. We also learn that my new dog won't stop secreting away turds in my house. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://...

Episode Notes The story of a gruff, hard-nosed, racist gumshoe trying to solve the mysterious murders that surround a homophobic therapist. Everything is terrible. We learn: Ben's got a new job! Gretchen likes the color purple more than red and blue combined Glen's got nothing important The bar/restaurant have waiters with the BEST names Go read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-naked-fa...

Episode Notes The story of a group of weirdos that are just looking to get killed. I mean, seriously, they all have sing-alongs with someone playing a guitar. Come on... Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541 . Watch some of Drac's movies!: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=drac+von+stoller&i=instant-video . The Salon article: https...

Episode Notes We thought it would be 'fun' if we got drunk while we reviewed the last Twilight book we'll ever read- but in the end it's just two hours of witnessing the decline of two grown men. We learn: Glen got a dog Ben was once trapped in a Lyft with a bee Gretchen gave us tongue-twisters to test how drunk we were The spirit of an angry drunk woman haunted our episode = Go read it yourself:...

Episode Notes An octopus finds new purpose in life by forcing a human to be it's baby. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Wont-You-Neighbor-Otherworldly-Collection-ebook/dp/B08W25PVYQ And visit the Authors site to learn more: https://sarinadorie.com/ Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nu...

Episode Notes The story of a spider who wants love, but in the end has to settle for 'good enough'. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Wont-You-Neighbor-Otherworldly-Collection-ebook/dp/B08W25PVYQ And visit the Authors site to learn more: https://sarinadorie.com/ Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pineca...

Episode Notes 10 more chapters where, honestly, nothing happens. Isn't there anyone in Stephanie Meyer's life to tell her when to stop re-writing this thing? Promos: Uncited Podcast From Words to Ideas We learn: Glen has a real bedroom Ben spent his weekend killing dragonflies like a psychopath Gretchen has found the most adorable bird We learn the origin of Glen's nickname Go read it yourself: ht...

Episode Notes The story of a space hornet that just wanted to mate, and sorta gets what he wants. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Wont-You-Neighbor-Otherworldly-Collection-ebook/dp/B08W25PVYQ And visit the Authors site to learn more: https://sarinadorie.com/ Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast...

Episode Notes We decided to make 'Midnight Sun' the last Twilight book we read, and it is just as deflating as all the others. I don't know why we expected a copy/paste rewrite of the first book from Edwards perspective to be any better. We learn: Glen's neighbors hang out in his yard while his trees get taken down Ben doesn't have much to say about the last two weeks Gretchen DOESN'T have a knock...

Episode Notes The story of a simple man carrying on the tradition of taking on the role of becoming the new Guy Fieri. And there's a giant Burrito that rotates in the sky spewing flavor on the inhabitants of 'flavor town'. We learn: The turds at Ladies Fright Podcast do an impression of me. It's both flattering... and enraging. I have to work tomorrow. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.redd...

Episode Notes Would you think that preventing a woman from knowing that she has a fatal illness is a sign of a loving relationship? Apparently everyone in 1970 thought so. And everyone agreed that Harvard is the most important place on earth. Also? referring to women as 'cheese' was acceptable too. We learn: Ben met the ACTUAL George Washington over the weekend Gretchen comes up with a joke that i...

Episode Notes A hypocritical Nora decides that they need to kill themselves. And after being called a chicken, Joe is all in. Then they don't when it's inconvenient. The story has almost nothing to do with cocaine. We learn: It's finally raining, which is great for my lawn, but blows for a guy without a working dryer. New cats pee EVERYWHERE Ladies Fright podcast  is releasing their episode where...

Episode Notes Misunderstood and whiny, a man decides he'd rather kill himself than find a new line of work or get his kids to like him for who he is. My cat likes me It's fathers day, and I made my kids watch Ponyo with me My dryer is still broken My oldest wants their own segment on my show where they make fun of me Promos: Drunk Theory Let Me Tell You Somethin' Bitch Go on, read it for...