Norm Augustinus

She Time Traveled To Dick! 01.05.2026 1:09:27 ↓

A supernaturally long penis!

Cities Are Being Closed Due To Minge Fumes! 24.04.2026 1:09:06 ↓

The atomic air cleaning machines can't help us now!

Vaginal Odor Air Scrubbers Are Out Of Fuel! 17.04.2026 1:09:42 ↓

Pussy air scrubbers/air purifying machines are running out of fuel in every state!

The Telephone Call! 11.04.2026 1:12:59 ↓

I got a phone call from someone that shouldn't be!

She Balled Evel Knievel! 04.04.2026 1:12:26 ↓

Plywood atomic bomb/drilldo fook box!

Come Crater! 29.03.2026 1:05:51 ↓

Minge dick grease for easy glide painless entry!

Godzilla 'Gasms! 20.03.2026 1:07:12 ↓

Pussy plungers for the hard to please woman!

Hand Dug Nookie! 13.03.2026 1:03:46 ↓

A mole pulling a used rubber into his dirt tunnel!

Panties Found! 06.03.2026 1:04:11 ↓

Bigger and harder than a giant redwood!

Grandma's Come Stained Mattress! 27.02.2026 1:10:35 ↓

Minge pelts and air scrubbers!

She Got Cornholed In A Snow Angel Competition! 20.02.2026 1:08:33 ↓

She needed help restuffing her stuffed animals!

Girl Scouts On Ice! 13.02.2026 1:07:41 ↓

The robot was really shiny!

Her Satanic Bed! 06.02.2026 1:06:33 ↓

Grave dust!

A Gob Of Molten Glass! 30.01.2026 1:08:49 ↓

A two inch in diameter hole blown into the rear end of the panty!

Tsunami All Glass Waterpipe! 23.01.2026 1:09:13 ↓

Most women take a mile of meat a month!

I Pumped Them All At Penny's House! 16.01.2026 1:14:33 ↓

Sometimes she craps when someone messes around with her genitals!

Girl Gash Shrink! 09.01.2026 1:10:41 ↓

My king wang double penetrator!

The Ball Drop Princess! 02.01.2026 1:04:50 ↓

Get away from the chick when she fires up a wood wick candle!

Santa Fish! 20.12.2025 1:19:38 ↓

Elmer the miniature horse!

Panty Christmas Present! 12.12.2025 1:13:07 ↓

My Christmastime Lovemaking turned her daughter into a vegetable!

When Your Towns Vaginal Air Scrubbers Break Down! 05.12.2025 1:06:49 ↓

The only way you can pump 'em is by using a wood wick candle!

Baked Turkey Legs Wrapped In Soiled Panties! 24.11.2025 1:13:04 ↓

The naked girl jumped head first through my unpainted canvas!

Gash Gravy! 14.11.2025 1:06:23 ↓

She delivered the meat!

Running Flaps The Apache! 09.11.2025 1:07:47 ↓

Remote on-site handcrafted sex machine!

Sex Hammer Repair Glue! 02.11.2025 1:03:59 ↓

She walked bowl legged for three months!