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Twofer! 10.10.2022 9:55 ↓

It’s a 10/10 twofer!

My Ultimate sex Fantasy. 📝 Luke Hand. 10.10.2022 2:23 ↓

My Ultimate sex Fantasy. 📝 Luke Hand 😳 I don’t know where I will be ranked on the Madonna-Whore Spectrum for this disclosure! 😬 I actually happen to think that my ultimate sex fantasy is actually pretty Vanilla. You know, in the grand scheme of these things. But then - in saying that, maybe it’s just that I’m a little bit more liberal than the everyman-between-the-sheets. Anyway! Without furthe...

065 - Riverside 03.10.2022 12:43 ↓

Let’s get it on! / Bint at Safeways / Tower Hill snake / 3 letter name / Spur-winged Plovers.

Tomato Is a Flu 25.08.2022 6:11 ↓

“Don’t judge others just because they sin differently to you.”

RAW 19.08.2022 4:44 ↓

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Speech for my 40th 11.08.2022 4:11 ↓

Speech rehearsal for my 40th in November

Oh you cow - I love that handbag! 24.06.2022 3:35 ↓

And that.

David deep-dive 05.06.2022 3:59 ↓

Enjoy!

Siiiiike!! 30.04.2022 10:15 ↓

I have Covid 19

Three skits 27.12.2021 3:03 ↓

Hair past a freckle | Steven/“Steve and-” knock-knock | Time to get a new watch

Ivermectin & Clag 19.09.2021 6:12 ↓

Venn diagram of ivermectin-users and prep school Clag-eaters: 🟠

Thoughts on Parenting, Lighthouses, and the Taliban 16.07.2021 4:42 ↓

Join me on my evening constitutional this Friday 16 July, 2021

Ostrich-sized 19.06.2021 2:38 ↓

March 475, 2020. Ostrich-sized. Hypothetical pasta punchline. Niche laundry life hack. “I [deregister croupier] can’t deal!” Helium Road 😗 🎶

March 451st, 2020 😏 26.05.2021 1:24 ↓

Lost my asthma pump. 😒 Ran out of coffee. 😒 Gave flowers to a married womyn’s husband. 😒

Bells Tolling, “Leah”, and Lapping Shallows 23.05.2021 3:23 ↓

Exclusive podcast premiere of my new song ‘Leah (What I Should of Said)’ - buttressed on each side by field recordings taken today, 23 May 2021.

Sanitary Bin Susan and Four More on 5/5 05.05.2021 9:47 ↓

Sanitary Bin Susan and Four Other Segments on 5/5/21.

Afterlife Hack 22.04.2021 4:06 ↓

“Corona” 🍻 | This day in music history | Afterlife hack | viva la super league | binaural rain

36 Questions That Lead to Love 14.02.2021 12:55 ↓

In which you, dear listener, fall in love with me!

November Gratefuls 12.12.2020 5:40 ↓

Things for which I was grateful in the month of November, 2020.

Mwah (October Gratefuls) 11.12.2020 7:06 ↓

There’s no ‘t’ in ‘China.’ The Germans have a word for “it.”

Bad Ep - Recorded Before Having a Coffee (Sept ‘20 Gratefuls) 09.12.2020 9:21 ↓

Bad Ep - Recorded Before Having a Coffee (Sept ‘20 Gratefuls)

Low Energy Ep - August 2020 Gratefuls 09.12.2020 5:34 ↓

August 2020 Gratefuls. Pattern recognition. Sulk.

July 2020 Gratefuls 07.12.2020 6:58 ↓

Just the stuff I was grateful for each day in the month of July 2020.

Reasons to Be Cheerful, June 2020 06.12.2020 6:21 ↓

Things from each day of June 2020 that I was grateful for.

From the Kitchen Sink - the May 2020 Gratefuls 05.12.2020 11:16 ↓

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