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Tiara Misuse 👑 🍮 😏 12.11.2025 1:17 ↓

Tyre brands. Obama wants to be clear. Tiara misuse.

John Coltrane blows 27.07.2025 4:42 ↓

John Coltrane blows. Millenials crack me up. I’ve been a very bad girl.

Slip, slop, slap/Charles Dickens/Charlie bit me 24.01.2025 2:14 ↓

Slip, slop, slap/Charles Dickens/Charlie bit me

Annus horribilis - 2024 Year in Review 21.12.2024 10:31 ↓

A clear eyed look back at the year that was for 2024. Let’s face it - it’s been an annus horribilis.

“Jude,” lactose, fruit bread 10.04.2024 7:22 ↓

World peace now. (Although, it’s not fashionable to wish for ‘peace’ anymore. The activist set are having a backlash against ‘peace.’ Thats a yt liberal thing now apparently. It’s fashionable now to want ‘justice’ more than or instead of or as well as ‘peace.’ Call me old fashioned, but I still think that ‘peace’ would be a fine thing.)

🇦🇺 🍞🤏 04.01.2024 4:49 ↓

Pinching a loaf. Jussie smollett was innocent of faking a race hate crime. Citroen. Win an iPad.

The Carrier Bag Theory of Fiction - Ursula K. Le Guin (1986) 28.12.2023 19:29 ↓

A reading of The Carrier Bag Theory of Fiction by Ursula K. Le Guin (1986). I assume this is allowed to be read and shared like this. Hope so! It's amazing. PDF link: https://theanarchistlibrary.org/mirror/u/uk/ursula-k-le-guin-the-carrier-bag-theory-of-fiction.pdf

Who’s clapping? 04.11.2023 1:27 ↓

Boop 👈🏻

You seriously cant say anything these days (+ 🎵 “do you dare me?” IDM track! Completely FREE!) 🎁 💿 18.10.2023 13:08 ↓

You seriously cant say anything these days (+ 🎵 “do you dare me?” IDM track! Completely FREE!) 🎁 💿

Relatable 05.08.2023 0:38 ↓

😏

The Germans have a word for it (i.e. - ‘es’) 09.07.2023 3:06 ↓

🤡🤥🍅🇩🇪🐳🔮🪐🎶

Bin Eve 16.06.2023 8:58 ↓

Don’t call it “Bin night” if your bins are collected in the AM. Call it “Bin Eve”. Warrnambool is one of the few Victorian LGAs that collect waste in the PM - so I’m fine to keep calling it “bin night”.

A few facts (30/05/2023) 30.05.2023 5:51 ↓

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Bonded 10.05.2023 5:44 ↓

https://music.apple.com/au/album/spraying-scomo-likes-the-sharks-single/1686546683

I’m not saying he loves eating guano 05.04.2023 3:27 ↓

🦇 💩

Not Aloud to Call It ‘Kaffir’ Nemore 02.04.2023 5:17 ↓

A reminder that it’s not ‘kaffir’ anymore. They changed it. It’s the current year - don’t be “thAT guY” still calling it ‘kaffir’!

The plumbing non-issue 14.03.2023 1:18 ↓

🚽

AITA? 11.03.2023 5:43 ↓

😊🌊💕😳😔⌛️🤞🏻🚊🕊️🙊🫂🥰🤦🏻‍♂️😉🤲🏻🤕😏🙏😆☀️🙄😇🤙🏻🤔◻️❤️👍🏻🍿😮🥹

Is ‘yueberquidessed’ a word? 02.03.2023 1:02 ↓

B side: Milk powder craving.

Shut the front door 23.02.2023 3:11 ↓

Bants.

NSFW - 15 Minutes?? ⏳ 18.02.2023 2:52 ↓

https://www.mamamia.com.au/sophie-cachia-oral-sex/?utm_source=mailchimp&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=subscriber-weekly&mc_cid=65fbb9e9c6&mc_eid=c2d6fd3cdf

Smashed avocado three ways 🥑 🫓 12.02.2023 4:25 ↓

Take my life.. please.

Ghost cow 04.02.2023 0:31 ↓

👻 🐄

Slapstick ep 29.01.2023 4:24 ↓

💁

How am I so groovy? / Road-rage isn’t hot 18.01.2023 2:17 ↓

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