Late To The Table

Hey sorry for the late upload but you know how life be.   On the heels of watching one the greatest films of all time, the Late To The Table crew watch one of the most fast and most furious movies in cinematic history.  Does it hold up?  Find out babies!

The boys give it all they've got and learn lessons about life, love, and becoming aroused by  the prospect of plane crashes.  Does the 1954 film Seven Samurai hold up in 2021?  FIND OUT NOW. 

Mike and Rich's friendship finally comes to the breaking point as they battle it out in episode 300 of America's number one home and garden podcast.  Does Akira Kurosawa's 1954 samurai epic stand the test of time?  How horny are ronin?  Ready to dunk on some famers?  LET'S GO BABIES. 

On the eve of their 300th episode the guys explore the themes, motifs, and grossness of David Fincher's Se7en.  How much do they talk about Sonic the Hedgehog?  MORE THAN YOU MIGHT THINK! GET INTO IT.

Logan may be running and may be a highly influential 1970s sci fi film, BUT DOES IT HOLD UP TO TWO RADICAL DUDES IN 2021?!

Logan may be running and may be a highly influential 1970s sci fi film, BUT DOES IT HOLD UP TO TWO RADICAL DUDES IN 2021?!

Does the 1986 Oliver Stone film hold up?  Vietnam may be hell but any movie with Keith David in it must be heaven!  Right?  Find out you cheese dicks!  (That's a reference...I didn't just lose my mind.

What ho you nerds!  We're doing it!  We're trying to watch only good movies in 2021!  Will Ben Affleck stop us?  NO NOTHING CAN STOP US!

Akira? Hold up? Movie good? Bad movie?  Out find? NOW!

The guys look back on the poop chute of a year.  Did they watch good movies?  Bad movies?  Did they survive? FIND OUT.

The guys watch the classic Rankin & Bass Christmas specials, Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town and Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.  Do these holiday stalwarts hold up for a person on the go in the dumpster fire that is 2020?  Find out you yuletide yokel!

Wow!  The perfect 2020 movie...bleak, sad, juuuuuust the right amount of abject suffering. BUT DOES IT HOLD UP IN 2020?  I mean...I just said it's the perfect 2020 movie.  BUT CAN YOU REALLY TRUST ME?  Think of all I have to gain, access to your delicious anime suffering dollars. 

The boys dive head first into DC comics lore and engage in a stupid discussion about the artistic merits of Todd Phillips' Joker.  Does it hold up one year later? What job would you trust the Joker to do?  How do Batman villains get into this country?  Find out if you want to...it's not a big deal if you don't.

The guys accidentally watched a hyper pertinent movie on the night before the election of 2020 was decided. Does Glory hold up? How woke can an 80s movie really be? Does Ferris Bueller take a day off because he's tired of flogging? Find out babies!

Let's keep spooking!  Does the1997 slasher film hold up?  What's REALLY the best way to murder someone? Find out now you little ghosts and ghouls!

DID SOMEONE SAY SPOOKTACULAR!? It's the time of year where Late to the Table checks in on classic horror movies, only to realize that most of them are awful.  Disappointing, huh? Does Friday the 13th pt. 2 hold up?  Is Jason a Mandalorian or a doofus.  Find out babies.  

Man.  Dune, huh? P. crazy.  I didn't know what we were getting into. Let's figure this shit out.  Let's try at least.  Just try.  That's all we can do right now as a country.

Holy fritoli! This is the most difficulty we've ever had producing and posting an episode. Imma about to lose my mind over here. Listen, it's a quarantine special, Rich is on his honeymoon and Mike is dying. It's a pretty standard level of ridiculous though. Like finding out Rich fought fires in the Portuguese countryside as a small boy. That's real. Get into it.

Do I need to write blurbs anymore?  I mean by now you like this fucking show or you don't, am I right?  I think this is a pretty good one!  It's funny, we mention the film occasionally. You know, the usual.  Does Air Force One hold up in 2020 blah blah blah.  Find ou.  Listen.  Do it you coward!

You spend so long asking yourself if you COULD make Late To The Table you didn't stop to ask yourself if you SHOULD.  The guys check out a classic while battling their own metaphorical dinosaur of zoom connectivity issues.

Fill out your Late To The Table bingo cards, we're hittin' 'em all this episode! Bad business ideas!  Strange tangents! In depth movie analysis! COME. AND. GET. IT!

Two dum dums talk about movies while the world burns down around them.  Does Kill Bill hold up?  Man I don't even know anything anymore.

The boys venture into James Cameron's cinematic den of thieves to see if the original terminator holds up.  

The guys manage to review the film ghostbusters without using the word "spooktacular".  That's noteworthy.  That's an accomplishment.  Does ghostbusters hold up or is it dead on arrival?  You know like, when you order a ghost...from the internet.

There's no limit to the amount of nouns I could add to the title of this episode.  Does the 1993 film Tombstone hold up...you know like how cowboys hold up things.  Like stage coaches...or trains, I guess.  BUT DOES IT HOLD UP AS A FILM?! Mike and Rich disagree!  Will this conflict end Late To The Table as we know it?!    Probably not because next episode we're doing Ghostbusters.  See you then ne...