Kitchen Briefs

Kitchen Briefs - April 13, 2026 AM Trump is now posting AI images of himself as Jesus while also posting messages insulting the Pope. He has since deleted the post of himself Pope Leo meanwhile says he doesn’t fear Trump Remember how JD was in Hungary campaigning for Viktor Orban? Well, Hungarians said no, we see what Trump is doing and we choose Peter Magyar instead. Trump continues to threaten I...

Kitchen Briefs - April 12, 2026 JD Vance, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner failed at the peace talks with Iran Iran says the Strait of Hormuz is open for civilian use while Trump announced a blockade for the strait Iraq is sending aid to Lebanon CNN is reporting that Trump wants to use Magic Paint on the outside of the Eisenhower Executive Office Building to make it a bright white despite warnings...

Kitchen Briefs - April 11, 2026 The first phase of in person ceasefire talks have concluded with the US and Iran exchanging written texts to ensure they’re on the same page One of the road blocks is that the US isn’t able to guarantee that Israel will stop bombing Lebanon The other major obstacle is around disagreements on the Strait of Hormuz The US military claims two US ships have gone through...

Kitchen Briefs - April 10, 2026 PM Pakistan confirms the arrival of the Iranian delegation for talks while the US is apparently ignoring Iran’s demands before the talk. Meanwhile Iran says it will not participate in peace talks without Lebanon ceasefire Congressman Jamie Raskin is calling for Trump to take cognitive tests Trump is telling staffers that anyone within 200 feet of the Oval office wil...

Kitchen Briefs - April 10, 2026 AM Yesterday Israel said they want to talk ceasefire with Lebanon but are still bombing them. They claim to have eliminated 1400 Hezbollah 500 Irish Petrol stations could be without fuel by tonight Inflation is up JD Vance has departed for Pakistan Artemis II to land in the waters near San Diego today at 5pm Pacific time The US Postal Service announced they will sus...

Kitchen Briefs - April 9, 2026 PM Israel is suddenly wanting to hold ceasefire talks with Lebanon, this after striking southern Lebanon today and killing 300 people Trump says Iran is doing a very poor job of allowing oil ships through the Strait. He’s also upset that he’s hearing rumors that Iran is charging to go through the Strait Russia and Ukraine have agreed to a truce for for Orthodox Easte...

Kitchen Briefs - April 9, 2026 AM Amid the worst attacks on Lebanon by Israel, Lebanon’s hospitals may run out of vital supplies within days Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Dan Caine said yesterday that US Forces are ready to resume combat if diplomacy fails Trump is already talking about his next conquest The UK is rejecting the part of the ceasefire plan that charges $2M to go thro...

Kitchen Briefs - April 8, 2026 PM An Israeli drone attacked killed Al Jazeera journalist Mohammed Wishah in Gaza Netanyahu and Trump claim Lebanon was not included in the ceasefire plan, but in fact the 10 point proposal did include Lebanon and Yemen. JD Vance will now be leading negotiations with Iran in Pakistan this weekend. He’s kicked off first impressions by saying Iran would be "dumb to let...

Kitchen Briefs - April 8, 2026 AM Breaking News: Iran has just announced they’re already limiting ships from passing through the Strait due to Israeli strikes on Lebanon Yes, we have a 2 week ceasefire but Iran’s 10 point proposal makes it obvious that they’ve won this one. It used to be free to cross the Strait of Hormuz and now it will cost $2M per ship. Trump says we’ll be bringing supplies and...

Kitchen Briefs - April 7, 2026 PM King of Flip Flopping President Trump has agreed to a ceasefire with Iran for the next two weeks subject to the opening of the Strait of Hormuz. No immediate reply from Iran There is secondhand information that Pete Hegseth recommended several targets that were rejected because they were civilian sites Journalist Shelli Kittleson who was kidnapped in Baghdad last...

Kitchen Briefs - April 7, 2026 AM Trump is double downing on his threats and saying Iran civilization will die while the IRGC says it will hit beyond the region. Iran is also calling for human chains to protect power plants. Trump spoke to a Fox news reporter and said again that at 8pm Eastern time there is going to be an attack like they have not seen US strikes have already escalated on Kharg Is...

Kitchen Briefs - April 6, 2026 PM President Trump has gone off the rails completely. His press conference today was beyond unhinged filled with threats of jail journalists to criticizing South Korea and emphasizing his friendship with Kim Jong Un and then using the R word again to describe President Biden. He also said he doesn’t know if his plan is to escalate or deescalate yet he also said the e...

Kitchen Briefs - April 6, 2026 AM Iran has delivered a response to Pakistan about the US proposal to end the war which includes protocol for the strait and lifting sanctions. They reject the ceasefire and are demanding for an end Iran is claiming that the efforts to rescue the crewmember over the weekend exceeded just that and believe the US stole enriched uranium. Although there is no credible ev...

Kitchen Briefs - April 5, 2026 The missing crew member from the F15 has been rescued. The military operation involved the CIA and the destruction of at least 2 US military aircraft Trump continues to prove how unhinged and deranged he is. He’s on a media tour saying he’s going to blow everything up and also that Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner are leading negotiation talks Trump took to Truth Soci...

Kitchen Briefs - April 4, 2026 The US and Iran are racing to find the missing pilot How did Iran take down the F-15? Turns out there’s a tutorial online that the Chinese put out that details passive sensor tactics. Highly skilled civilians with STEM backgrounds are sharing technical military analyses online to assist Iran US Central Command which is a regional combatant command responsible for U.S...

Kitchen Briefs - April 3, 2026 PM Update from earlier one of the two crew members who ejected from their plane over Central Iran has been rescued. Another aircraft was shot down but the pilot has been rescued Trump is dismantling the US Forest Service Trump is trying to cut $73 Billion to housing, social services, healthcare, NASA, and other domestic programs to fund $1.5 Trillion military spendin...

Kitchen Briefs - April 3, 2026 AM A US fighter jet has been shot down in central Iran. State media and an unnamed US official both confirm. A US search helicopter looking for the pilots has also been struck Seven rockets have been launched from southern Lebanon towards northern Israel This after Israeli strikes hit water facilities in Southern Lebanon, cutting vital services A US Israeli drone str...

Kitchen Briefs - April 2, 2026 PM IRGC claims new strikes on Amazon Data Centers in Bahrain and Dubai Pam Bondi is out Hegseth has asked Army Chief of Staff Randy George to step down immediately Today is in fact liberation day. It’s officially one year since Trump liberated families from their hard-earned money and socked them with higher costs implementing his tariffs. The ballroom just got the g...

Kitchen Briefs - April 2, 2026 AM Today the US and Israel are targeting a centuries old medical research center in Tehran, a bridge near the capital and steel plants today Yesterday Trump said people refer to him as King and compared himself to Jesus on Palm Sunday Oil prices continue to surge to $110/barrel and stocks fall The US Embassy in Iraq is urging US citizens to leave after threats from I...

Kitchen Briefs - April 1, 2026 PM Artemis II has launched for its orbit around the moon President Trump will be addressing us this evening and has already said he plans on telling everyone how great he is Meanwhile the President of Iran issued an open letter to America. He defended Iran’s actions said they were not a threat. He blamed the United States for escalating the conflict and argued that t...

Kitchen Briefs - April 1, 2026 AM Over one month into this war and Trump is finally going to address the nation tonight. He's also talking about leaving NATO Trump claims Iran’s new president has asked for a ceasefire but that Trump wants the Strait reopened as a condition The Supreme Court is currently hearing the case on limiting birthright citizenship and in yet another first, Trump is sitting...

Kitchen Briefs - March 31, 2026 PM Trump has just said that the US military will leave Iran in the next two to three weeks American journalist Shelly Kittleson was kidnapped in Baghdad today The Iran Military Media account on X posted the following today: Dear people of America, we know this war is not your war with IRAN and will will not forget your support over the past month. With us, the missi...

Kitchen Briefs - March 31, 2026 AM The Supreme Court has backed the challenge to conversion therapy ban in Colorado. The argument is that the law bans talk therapy claiming to violate the First Amendment At least 11 people, including three children and two mothers, were killed in a strike on the Iranian city of Mahallat Israel has passed a law introducing the death penalty for Palestinians convict...

Kitchen Briefs - March 30, 2026 PM The UAE has announced that distance learning will continue until at least mid-April A reporter asked Karoline Leavitt about Trump’s threats and how they actually are war crimes Oil prices settled today at just over $102, the highest since 2022 Lindsey Graham is suddenly changing his tune and telling Trump to wind down the war Wait times at TSA are starting to ret...

Kitchen Briefs - March 30, 2026 AM We are officially into the 5th week of this war that Trump claimed would take four weeks or less. This morning Trump threatened again to obliterate Iran if a peace deal is not met. He’s threatening to hit civilian infrastructure which is actually a war crime The US and Israel has struck 75 police stations in Iran. Al Jazeera says it’s an effort to make the Irania...