Jimquisition

Ubisoft's new logo looks like a coiled dog turd in the summer heat, so it's the perfect logo, really. Elsewhere, Greenlight is dead, Splatoon 2's headset shenanigans are perfectly Nintendo, and did we mention Greenlight is dead!?

Is Seaman coming back? We can only bloody hope. It'll be more interesting than Far Cry 5 outrage. Elsewhere, we talk about the lifespan of jokes, and we chat about Rime, Friday the 13th, and Tekken 7.

A day early, but still a dollar short, your Podquisition crew talks literal bollocks for a good while before trying to talk about some videogames. Elsewhere, Mario + Rabbids is a thing, as is Destiny 2, and so is avacado toast!

The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II by Jimquisition

The Podquisition crew gain reality-warping powers and use them irresponsibly. Elsewhere, more Prey talk, discussions about The Surge, and Ubisoft gets its E3 games out early.

Gav joins Iron Maiden and a scary ghost haunts the Podquisition. Elsewhere, we chat about Prey, Bethesda's putting its trademark foot down again, and something something Vanquish.

Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.

We talk about the "cheeky" DLC coming to Breath of the Wild, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's majesty, Little Nightmares, and probably other games too! Elsewhere, Laura's gonna do a wee, and Gavin's joined the ranks of the beggarati.

The comment section becomes a dysfunctional police station as Ian Boldsworth bites back.

So they're rereleasing Night Trap. That's a thing that is happening. Also, we talk about Outlast 2 and Flinthook, Platinum Games is making waves on PC, and Gavin's still playing Zelda.

So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh. Yep. Conrad's supplemental, along with visual aids, can be found here: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-ratchet-clank/

Gavin upsets canon and has to be taken to one side, while we lament a generation that won't watch Beverly Hills Cop III. Elsewhere, the SNES Classic might be a thing, there's more Switch bollocks, and Namco Bandai prepares to dine.

Comedian and podcaster Ian Boldsworth wants Jim Sterling's virtual reality headset. Jim Sterling doesn't want to give it to him. Witness the beginning of one man's attempt to psychologically break someone in the name of free stuff.

It's easy as one, two, six! This week, Buster Keaton faces the ultimate challenge, Pathfinder Ryder needs a damn cellphone, and Bayonetta is on PC now. Also, the Scorpio is still a thing, The Sexy Brutale is brilliant, and Peter Moore is so naughty!

"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me." Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious. Let the Spin-off Doctors tell you why, and peruse some hot gif action while you listen: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-mortal-kombat-annihilation/

We gather the best boys in music for a showdown that will live on forever... or for a week, anyway. As if that wasn't enough (and it should be), we talk more Zelda, we deal with that Yooka-Laylee thing, and Seattle was pretty cool!

Podquisition is up a day early because Jim will be cleaning up some dirty in Seattle. Settle in for the usual slop. Game talk, interruptions, Andromeda. Oh, and some... "preview" words of warning regarding Yooka-Laylee.

Ed Furlong and T. Ryder Smith team up to create a movie that could have been a B movie classic if it didn't get everything so very wrong. Nevertheless, a personal favorite and an interesting curio for those into game-themed cinema. Yes indeed.

Things get interesting in this one, holy moly! Let's talk about Nier: Automata, Horizon's music, Mass Effect: Andromeda, and then let's get really weird!

This episode's suffering will be legendary, even in Hell. There are no rails in sight as we hurdle from sincere divulgences to Metacritic mayhem, angry people, and extramarital shenanigans. Somehow, we also get a lot of game chat, from more Zelda thoughts to a hot take on Nier: Automata and more!

Somehow we managed to bag two Matthew Lillard movies in a row. This time around, he's much more in his element as the evil Duke Fallow... but what is that accent? Elsewhere, King Burt Reynolds has ninjas, Ron Perlman wants the chicken, and we make this movie sound 10,000 times more interesting than it actually is.

Unsurprisingly, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and the Nintendo Switch are the big topics of discussion. Also, rubber fish helmets!

Laura has access to a Nintendo Switch, so tune in for impressions of the console, as well as the 12/10 rated Breath of the Wild! Also, more thoughts on Horizon: Zero Dawn, and some of the most alarming tangents you'll hear in a videogame podcast.

Oh hello there, it's time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time. Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it's one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn't just plain bad....

Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that! More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any sort of relief. How will your Movie Boys cope? Well, one of them sorta liked it!