Inspired Incompetence

Things are finally starting to look good for our gang of miscreants. After De'Voth and Masked Helmet passed boarding school with flying colors (Skram and Manny, not so much...) the crew seems to be settling into their new lives as pirate crew members aboard the Wormwood. The life of a pirate is never that simple, though, and the guys are about to find out how far they'll go to protect one of their...

We finally made it to level 2! They've encountered plenty of trials and tribulations along the way, but it's all been worth it, our four "heroes" have become marginally stronger! Now that they've somewhat acclimated to life aboard the Wormwood, it's time for our adventurers to learn how to be real pirates inEpisode 8 - Off to Boarding School! As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and revi...

Our "heroes" are feeling pretty good about themselves after securing a tasty meal for the Captain and crew, and the reward that went along with it. I wouldn't expect those god feelings to last very long, however, so let's see how long it takes them to crash and burn with this week's episode! As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you...

Join our "heroes" this week as they face their deadliest opponent yet - a massive tropical storm. On top of being excessively dangerous, there is a mysterious element to this storm that could make it even more deadly. Come see what happens to our intrepid buccaneers this week! As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in...

Episode 5 - The Simpleton and the Owlbear When we last left out "heroes" the Masked Helmet was preparing himself for a one-on-one brawl with Owlbear, the mentally ill crew member who serves as the guard dog for Captain Harrigan. Let's find out if he can handle himself against such an opponent (remember how easy the rats were?) As always, you can follow us on Twitter @SwissArmyScorp, on Reddit at r...

Episode 4 - A Stolen Night of Passion Our "heroes" find themselves in dire straits as the rat infestation in the bilges of the Wormwood proves worse than advertised. How will our intrepid adventurers fare as the battle continues? As always, you can follow us on Twitter @SwissArmyScorp, on Reddit at reddit.com/r/swissarmyscorpion, on Facebook at facebook.com/swissarmyscorpion, or shoot us an email...

Come join our heroes as they continue their adventures aboard the Wormwood! This episode, De'Voth develops a stronger relationship with certain members of the crew. As always, you can follow us on Twitter @SwissArmyScorp, on Reddit at reddit.com/r/swissarmyscorpion, you can email us at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com , or simply check out our website at Swissarmyscorpion.com. Please subscribe, rate, a...

Welcome to Episode 2 of our adventures aboard the Wormwood! This episode finds our "heroes" faced with a life-or-death decision that could cost one of them their life... As always, you can find us on Twitter @SwissArmyScorp or on Reddit at reddit.com/r/swissarmyscorpion. You can also email us at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com  and check out our website at Swissarmyscorpion.com. Please subscribe, rate...

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Swiss Army Scorpion's Pathfinder podcast! For this episode, come and meet the cast of characters and the players pulling their strings as they all find themselves in a tavern (the most classic of roleplaying game beginnings) where their lives are about to get a great deal more interesting... If you like the episode, or even if you just feel like doing us a favor...