Housewives Heretics

We go off the chain and onto a plastic hanger to debut Closet Freak. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We’re taking 20 minute photoshoots wherever we go, despite the opinion of our alter egos. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We fly above all the haters who judge our spoken word routine to buy every single jar of Vaseline. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Strut to Tut and ask if condemn is a verb. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We can’t sage our rage away if you shift our wigs. Trigger warning: This episode contains several conversations about dieting. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We pinky promise to tell the truth, just keep the margaritas coming to our booth. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

From decorators to psychics and party planners too. When it comes to customer service, who gon’ check me boo? Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

The ladies reunite to fight and bond. They’re alike, they’re different, they’re brunette, they’re blonde. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Butterflies signify freedom; Pinot Grigio gives us clarity. Kudos to women who don’t advertise themselves in the name of charity. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Nyemade joins us in the Van Kempen’s new living room. To our analysis and critiques, no housewife is immune. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee @thatafricanbutterfly Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We go to a Halloween party that’s more trick than treat. Hard TITting news update- Lindsey has been found safe. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

As we watch a montage of bad behavior, we nervously eat muffins with no flavor. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

As these feuds get more graphic, the need for absorbent sweat bands gets more drastic Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

While you’re busy talking, we’re busy doing things. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We walk down the runway at Fashion week and lend our support to joints that creak. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Misogynistic Dating tips are spilled and Hamptons pets mysteriously fall ill. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Don’t judge a book by its cover or calculate the age of a significant other. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Even creepy spa treatments can’t relax us when we have to attend the Hampton Classic Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

G-L-O-R-I-A! Gloria! We’re gonna shout it all night. Gloria! We’re gonna shout it every day. Gloria! Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Episode description inspired by “Gloria” by Van Morrison

We always have a gift bag for Cindy Adams, our Social Life depends on it Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We reunite for a Housewife panel that should be researched by the Discovery channel Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We’re grabbing our strong martinis and breaking free from the gates. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We need pacific details on how to do a keg stand. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

The stars have aligned. The dog trainer won’t find peace of mind & Jo refuses to stay confined. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Those eyes, that smile, boy we’re asking you to stay awhile. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla