Hopped-Up 64

It's been a long time coming. This week the gang dishes out on Spider-Man and Dragon's Quest 11. I don't want to spoil anything but they might be pretty good. A new segment is also introduced this week, in which the gang rationally and calmly discusses people and topics from the last week that bears some sober analysis. We're calling it the bullet list. Turns out we had a lot of bullets to give th...

There are specific moves you need to do right, or you just look silly. This week we all agree that video games shouldn't be in the Olympics. We also agree that gamers shouldn't be allowed outside. We agree on a lot of things. We answer a bunch of questions from the Discord, agree that Henry Cavill is a fuck-boi, and discuss the recent controversy of Riot Games at Pax West. David needs you to know...

It wasn't even a fair question. This week your favourite husbandos debate the finer points of weed vaping, Overwatch free weekends, and the best Dead Cells builds. We declare that every character in Soul Calibur is very normal, and discuss Nintendo's latest indie releases. Kelly has opinions about cartoon women; Norris also has opinions on cartoon women; David wishes there would be less opinions a...

This week, Dave tries to teach us what mumble rap is, Norris tries to teach us that everyone has the same genitalia, Kelly tries to explain the racial theory of World of Warcraft, and Steph regrets becoming the newest member of the team. Hosts: Chris Norris, Kelly Wright, Steph Fan, David Beebe Beer of the Week: Kirin Ichiban Music by Sebastian Bender

There's a full roundtable this week, as we all attempt to summon some dark elder god from the vaguely-racist-sounding dark realm. Holey Moley we talking *games* this week! With Kelly and Mike trying to kill the rest of the team with details on the World of Warcraft expansion, Char laments the loss of Kelly to aforementioned World of Warcraft, and everyone decides that youtube celebrities just aren...

Live from the heat of Vegas, it's the full extended SHU Crew! While we are live from our hotel room during the height of EVO 2018, we decided to crowd around a single room microphone and record our feelings about the tournament, detail how our competitors did, and give some general feelings about how Las Vegas is just too damn hot. Also discussed are our feelings about some upcoming fighting games...

There's a moment in this episode where it kind of gets away from us, and I'd like to say we brought it back but that's just not true. This week, Dave honestly weighs his Vegas odds, Kelly is worried about the Night Elves, Norris converts to fast rolling, and Matt has some pointed questions about everyone maintaining their essences. Hosts: Norris, David, Kelly, Matt Beer of the Week: Coal Harbour's...

The gang gets into a heated argument about the sexiest mythological creatures, before opening up the erotic DnD handbook and then soon after regretting opening up the erotic DnD handbook. Also this week, we go into Matt's Movie Corner to see his latest picks and flicks, Norris wants everyone to play Prey, Kelly wants everyone to play World of Warcraft, and Dave is getting some practice at the loca...

There's no video game news. There's no new video games we've played. There's nothing left but us trying to decide what's worse between cops and Yelp reviewers. Also this week Mike and Kelly wants to build a WoW army, Dave wants to lose at Evo, and Norris still misses his anime friends. Hosts: Norris, David, Kelly, Mike Beer of the Week: Vancouver Island Brewing's Victoria Lager Music by Sebastian...

Magic is in the heart of the cards this week as the gang argues Digimon vs Yugioh, Mike is informed why living a hundred years ago would suck, and we all then turn our chairs around, sit in them backwards, and have a "rap session" about society. Matt teaches an XCOM class, Mike beat a boss, Dave is going 0-6 at EVO, and Norris misses his anime friends. Hosts: Norris, David, Matt, Mike Beer of the...

We don't even really talk about it during the podcast but Kelly doesn't like the movie Aliens and I'm using this entire episode description to shame him for it. Hosts: Norris, David, Matt, Kelly Beer of the Week: Coal Harbour Brewing's Blabber Mouth Dryhopped Lager Music by Sebastian Bender

We start this episode with Mike trying to get out of his wifely Zelda duties, in a conversation that makes sense to us but probably nobody else. This week it's all about beers that kind of sound like genitalia, fun facts about eastern European nations, and an after-action report from our XCOM generals in the fight against alien bastards. Hosts: Norris, David, Mike, Matt, Kelly Beer of the Week: Ur...

I think we've decided vapes are cool now, folks. This week the guys try and fail to figure out how much money they've spent on Steam, try to find out if apples have gluten in them, and give some final thoughts on E3. Hosts: Norris, David, Mike Cider of the Week: Picker's Hut Premium Handcrafted Cider Music by Sebastian Bender

Hey. It's E3 week. Did you hear about the games. Hosts: Norris, David, Mike, Matt Beer of the Week: A bunch of Unlabeled Beers Music by Sebastian Bender

The gang gets together and discusses their various E3 beliefs and rumours. And by that, I of course mean they discuss which video game character is most likely secretly addicted to blow. It's not who you think! Everyone discusses how excited they are about all the battle royale games that are gonna get announced next week, Norris got hacked, Kelly is learning to hate his uppity son, Dave just want...

Norris is sick, almost everyone else is off playing fight games, we have no beer, just a random assortment of found liquor in the fridge; morale remains high. This week Kelly and Norris discuss David Cage's feelings about Androids, Norris details his tentative first steps into his Dark, Dark Souls, and discuss what they're going to do when they finally get released from Vault 76. Drink of the Week...

Welcome to the Joint Operations Task Force soldier. You ready to get higher than you've ever gone? This week, Norris wants a new aesthetic, Dave plays Dragon's Crown for the articles, and Mike's too old for music festivals. Everyone gushes about God of War for a while (SPOILERS FROM 33:50 to 39:00), all the characters in Norris' Persona 5 game want to go to Dome Town, and everyone has some feeling...

Topics this week: We're not cool anymore, Matt hates all animals, Dave wants Milla Jovovich in a Mega Man costume. Also Matt loves his Lancer and the divine right of space kings, and we all determine the etymology of the world "Milf". Drink of the Week: American Vintage Hard Green Iced Tea Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Kelly Wright, Charlene Bayer, Matt Emery Music by Sebastian Bender

If somehow you're someone who cares about Avengers spoilers but haven't seen the film, well, whatever listen to this podcast anyways. Spoilers are good for you, and life is cruel. It's all about that recent movie where the Muppet Babies fought Space Grimace. I'm just glad to finally see a film that's endorsing men who wear jewelry. Beer of the Week: Deschutes Mirror Pond Pale Ale Hosts: Chris Norr...

Bar drunk or casino lizard: who would win in a fight!? This week the topic starts with whether or not it's socially acceptable at 30 to drink 2 litres of Grower's Peach Cider, which transitions nicely into our spoiler-free feelings about the new Avenger's film. We argue which member of the Avengers is the most doable, everyone agrees that Kratos is absolutely the most doable, we discuss our all-ti...

Kelly's a tired boy this week, so we try to determine the best video game drug to wake his ass up. He also impresses us with his deep knowledge of the German language. Matt wants to invent a machine to play video games for him, and also tell us about a good time he had once on a submarine. Norris wants us all to know about Ready Player One, and in response everyone else wants gets mad at Norris. E...

Five people enter in a room, ready to do battle with the Verhoeven himself. But, how many will leave unscathed? It's that time of year, y'all, Verhoevenia! Hug your giant cop daddies and your uncomfortably angry dancer friends, kiss your bug buddies and odd-boobed martians, because we're sitting by the screen and watching the very best films of Paul Verhoeven, one of the weirdest minds in cinema....

We're angry about data this week. Don't tread on my data, big gubment. My deviant internet searches are between me and my living God. This week Kelly manages to once again self-own himself with the beer, groundwork is set down for the upcoming Verhoevenia, everyone argues whether or not we should go see Ready Player One, and Mike admits Dragon Ball's got him on tilt. Norris admits to being a colon...

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The team takes a strong stance on the wizarding world this week. I don't know how we started arguing about stupid Harry Potter nonsense but it went far longer than reasonable. This week we celebrate Dave tipping over the odometer by explaining to him the concept of "second puberty." In turn Dave lets us know about his finding "A Way Out" in a new Super Hopped-Up youtube series, Mike updates us on...