Help I Sexted My Boss

Love is in the air as the boys get their gladrags on (well, one of them does) and dive into their first date. Will sparks fly or is it a recipe for disaster? Jordan sets the mood with his finest chat-up lines and corned beef hash (a Northern aphrodisiac, apparently), while William puckers up for a creamy explosion. If you want to get involved you can  email us , and for more Sexted fun ...

Jordan’s battling a “mid-thirties” crisis with a trip back to Burnley, while William’s off to Sweden (Voooodpecker!) for his grand debut on Swedish TV. Meanwhile, the boys tackle your dating dilemmas like, is asking a date to bail you out of jail a red flag? And how do you orchestrate a date between two friends who, let’s just say, seem suspiciously familiar? If you want to get involved you can&nb...

The boys are dishing out their verdicts on the your icks, and who’d have thought it, they’ve added a few of their own to the list. The prestigious 2024 Loo Awards have been announced, and somehow, Mikey might have had a hand in the winning toilet. Plus, we hear about the wildest career U-turn and brace ourselves for a seriously sassy storm. If you want to get involved you can  email us , and...

William tackles his noisy neighbour problem with a masterfully written passive-aggressive text, while Jordan has suggested a sex toy ban (#notasexpodcast). The boys relive the highs and lows of their cottaging trip, including a sauna visit that revealed more than expected. Plus, your dilemmas bring us a heartwarming love story and a questionable use for the gym hairdryer. If you want to get involv...

Snuggle up because it’s story time featuring a dramatic reading of a very special book about a boy called Ben and his… enormous load. Like Jordan, one G&Diva is facing a battle with the bin police, and Tom Allen coins a new term that fits William to a tee. If you want to get involved you can  email us , and for more Sexted fun  sign up  to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follo...

Jordan is back to his northern roots with a star return at Turf Moor, but he’s not the only one in the spotlight, William’s fresh from his glittering solo tour. The boys dive into your dilemmas, featuring a “skincare” gadget mix-up and a steak bake ultimatum. If you want to get involved you can  email us , and for more Sexted fun  sign up  to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can fo...

The boys are off on their annual cottaging trip, but before they head out, they’re playing judge and jury, deciding which of your confessions deserve judgment. One of you finds yourself in the hot seat after an unfortunate turn of phrase, and Jordan reveals the car crash behaviours that give him the ick. If you want to get involved you can  email us , and for more Sexted fun  sign up &nb...

William has a sweet and salty surprise for Jordan’s tastebuds in the studio. The boys realise they’re both hardened criminals after Jordan’s run-in with the bin police, and one of you has a spicy story about a classical banger that has everyone feeling a little... uncomposed. If you want to get involved you can  email us , and for more Sexted fun  sign up  to our free VIG&Diva newsl...

The boys have received a late Fistmas gift - let’s just say it’s a handful. They run through their 2025 ins and outs, covering everything from laser pens, iglooing and potato peelers. William’s obsession with melon and ham reaches new heights with a deep dive into its history, and it seems our sticky-fingered studio neighbours are back to their old tricks. If you want to get involved you can ...

After what feels like a month of avoiding each other, the boys are finally reunited! Since their last episode, they’ve jetted off to New York... at different times, caught Sunset Boulevard, and one of them even rescued a dog (old news, we know). As they catch up, they tackle a few of your dilemmas, including how to break the news that a friend’s “special” ointment has been recalled and the horror...

It’s the Sexted Christmas Special, and the only way to celebrate is with a three-way Secret Santa! But, surprise surprise, someone might’ve left the gift shopping to the last minute (no fingers pointed... yet). Meanwhile, you have sent in your festive dilemmas, like: is there etiquette for reheating leftovers? If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our fr...

Jordan gets misty-eyed over a G&Diva’s Gingerbread House tribute, while William struggles to grasp Secret Santa rules. The boys also discover a troupe of luxury carollers in Chichester and cringe at an awkward gift exchange from a Help Hotliner. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and...

Jordan relives his Jingle Bell Ball wardrobe drama, while William reveals the latest twist in his solo tour preparations. A fierce debate kicks off over the correct use of tea towels, and a G&Diva’s jaw-dropping tale of going blind has everyone desperate for the cheeky details. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can f...

William’s got two bones to pick this week as his noisy neighbours are at it again, and a certain newspaper seems to have published a very familiar article title. Meanwhile, Jordan is busy getting his glad rags ready for the Jingle Bell Ball, and two Christmas Help Hotline callers are in need of assistance! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free V...

There’s a ringing in the studio… one we’ve not heard in a long time - it’s the Christmas Help Hotline! The boys lend an ear to a couple of G&Divas on the blower, including one debating what to do with a gift from their Sugar Daddy. Meanwhile, the boys regurgitate their content (again) on Capital Breakfast, and William finally hears Jordan’s *very* short film cameo. If you want to get involved you...

William’s received some lovely handwritten letters, including a charming depiction of the team as dinosaurs. Jordan briefly hands over his impressions baton to William - thankfully, not for long. Plus, we hear there’s been a Wendy shout-out at the local panto (Oh no, there hasn’t!). If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You...

Jordan reaches new heights of fame with his exclusive DJ set at Haven, while William finds a new way to unleash his passive-aggressive notes at restaurants. Plus, the boys tackle the importance of keeping it in your pants when hosting friends and try to help one of you dealing with a flying poo. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva new...

Jordan’s gearing up to showcase his DJ skills at Haven, and William is ready to pitch a few unique song suggestions for the setlist. The boys are bringing back a classic Sexted feature, and one of you can’t stop singing “International Cock or Ball” at work, which is causing quite the stir. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newslette...

Jordan’s feeling under the weather (not that he’d ever mention it, of course) and comes prepared with a neck pillow and tissues up his sleeves. Meanwhile, William is fresh off his trip to New York, and the boys hear about one of you catching your partner having some “alone time” on camera. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newslette...

The boys explore their family roots as Social Jo shares a fascinating dive into their ancestry. Meanwhile, Jane McDonald is stealing the limelight once again with a live show clash. Plus, Mikey’s been spotted out and about, minus his builder’s gear! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram...

William stumbles upon an award-winning loo, while Jordan is busy preparing for the state visit from Wendy and Graham (get your potato peelers ready!). Amid the excitement, the boys debate the ownership rules of Clone-A-Willys and discuss the unexpected fallout from bad curtains. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can...

There’s a touch of middle class charm in the studio this week, with messages about fancy baskets and mice-themed books. But as always, a hint of mischief follows, as Jordan helps William send a very saucy voicenote to Mikey. Plus, the boys deliver a much-needed apology to our VIG&Divas for causing alarm over email. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to o...

Things have spiralled into chaos in the studio, starting with French kisses and ending in a full-on tickle fight on the floor. Amidst all the tension, the boys recount their week’s adventures with the team, from a very Gen Z football match to a memorable first gig. Plus, there's a glory hole dilemma that might just lead us to a new etiquettemology topic. If you want to get involved you can email u...

Ever wondered what Jordan would be like as a masseuse or William as a mechanic? Wonder no more, as the boys dive into their impressions of an alternative Sexted universe. Plus, we hear from two loved-up G&Divas who added a sprinkle of the podcast to their wedding, and William gets an eye-opening introduction to the wild world of wrestling storylines. If you want to get involved you can email us ,...

This week, William and Jordan are guests on Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams, the podcast where guests talk host Sarel through all the ways they’d spend a £200million EuroMillions jackpot. Join William and Jordan as they reveal their extravagant plans for their EuroMillions win, including the ultimate “bliss hour”, an exclusive day out with Barack and Michelle Obama, and a private theatre in William’...