Grumpy Dungeon Masters

A Baldur's Gate 3 Collectors Edition, A Cleric Unearthed Arcana, and a stunned Black Dragon walk into a bar. That's not a joke. That's the podcast!

Ardlings, Dragonborn, and Goliaths are this weeks discussion. All that plus rat flamethrowers and 2nd edition dungeon crawling the way Gygax intended.

The discussions on Eberron will almost certainly leave you wanting more or possibly screaming at your listening device. This along with poisons and unfamiliar gaming settings leads to a great podcast!

Dragons and Lances are soon upon us, but are the Grumpy Dungeon Masters on board? Also Spelljammer, Ravenloft, and some cool things from Advanced 5E.

It's a deep dive into finding your spot to focus on ideas, more miniatures GDM Christopher wants, and another rabbit hole of insanity as GDM Jay goes looking for the first modern fantasy novel ever.

The Grumpy Dungeon Masters take a look at some magic items that just don't make sense. Also GDM Christophers new campaign begins and nobody died!

The Grumpy Dungeon Masters dive into how much lore is too much lore, transforming beholders, Spiderdragons, and some gaming in Ravenloft.

More DM's who can't play nicely with their players, more rules our DM's need to learn, and truly grim settings for humanity in gaming. All this and more!

GDM Jay is back from hiatus and the guys have some catching up to do. More Waterdeep campaign incoming and warlock patrons and why they matter.

GDM Jay is missing in action this week and is replaced by DM Mike, one of DM Christopher's regular players. Having recently successfully run his first campaign GDM Christopher and him dive into the details!

The latest 6th edition UA dropped and the GDM guys invite Dungeon Lord Jay back on to discuss all the updates. Rangers, Rogues, and Bards plus trivia. Oh My!

More lost PC's and a whole heaping helping of cosmology in Forgotten Realms. Also miniatures are expensive and old D&D video games. It's more good times at the GDM studios!

Another week and more creative ways to let your players characters die by their own hand. Also running the Shadows with Shadowrun, great D&D band names, and thoughts about a new 1980's RPG franchise.

GDM Christopher has returned and boy is he Grumpy. I guess the pillaging didn't go as planned. Fortunately GDM Jay gets to add some levity to the podcast with strange happenings of reverse gravity.

GDM Christopher is off pillaging coasts so GDM Mike filled in for him. The guys chat about 6th edition VTT, surveys, board games, and how cheap WotC is.

Our latest grumpy guest James Weeks is an RPG creator who has been working on his own system for decades. Find out what makes this system awesome and his piece of lore he adds to Cr'aig.

The next edition of D&D is on the horizon and the Grumpy Dungeon Masters have to duel with sticks, words, and possibly goats to decide which is correct. Listen in to hear their thoughts about the possible changes!

A Spelljammer table of contents to go through, rough times in Baldur's Gate, and Fig, the amazing kobold of groveling. More adventures with the Grumpiest of Dungeon Masters.

The guys have on a new guest by the name of Dungeon Lord Jay. A fellow DM, Youtuber, and all around interesting fellow. Listen in and see what it's all about.

A new Dungeons and Dragons movie is on the horizon and the trailer has just dropped. Did the guys love it or grump it? Also broken characters and the people who love them.

A new Dungeons and Dragons movie is on the horizon and the trailer has just dropped. Did the guys love it or grump it? Also broken characters and the people who love them.

More on Spelljammer ships, an awesome website for use during games, and a new Jeff Ashworth book worth it's weight in gold. All this and more!

GDM Christopher ran a D&D tournament where nobody died. Apparently his home games are more lethal than his tournaments. Also GDM Jay hates on falling damage again.

With very little happening at the moment in D&D the guys discuss what makes an RPG a JRPG, whats the best Orcus, and Bridges in Faerun. The guys really need to read the Forgotten Realms Wiki more.

Everything handed out on free RPG day is covered, as well as an upcoming event by the GDM's, why counterspell sucks, and GDM Christopher kills an entire party....again.