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The guys tackle an entire dog-themed episode, including a man being a dog on a dating app and canines that are doctored to look like pandas. Also, Chris wonders about a quote in an article, Michelle talks about her experience wrestling dogs, and Shaun brings up a vendetta against a neighborhood pet.

The guys switch things up a bit, talking about the world's biggest water slide before moving on to a supersized Buzzerbeater session. Also, Chris worries about launching to his death, Michelle continues the trend of sweating profusely, and Shaun stereotypes millions of people in Australia.

The guys tackle a series of school-related headlines, including a pedantic board member and some disgusting cupcakes, then lay down the law on school practices in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris successfully makes a movie reference, Michelle admits to cheating at an opportune time, and Shaun has more accidents involving liquids.

The guys look at situations where someone might have wanted to hit the reset button, including a ball tap in DDR and a troll fighting a boxer, then choose whether or not to have re-dos in Buzz Off. Also, Chris deals with self-inflicted pain, Michelle considers a less-than-decent proposal, and Shaun neglects the importance of genies.

The guys welcome back Michelle to tackle some horrible headlines, then wonder if perhaps some people got what they deserved. Also, Chris keeps a constant reminder of one of the worst moments of his life, Michelle reveals her celebrity vendettas, and Shaun tells us a story about a song he's in.

The guys welcome a special guest and then discuss some strange kid stories, like a 3-year-old climbing into a claw machine and a girl being banned from prom for wearing pants. Also, Chris freaks out about being on radio, Michelle wishes office birthdays didn't exist, and Shaun says kids should wear a suit and tie at all times.

The guys examine some anger-inducing topics, like the most frustrating part of video games or the penalty for spending your life working in a cubicle, then have a two-man debate on proper behavior in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris pulls out a very specific example about missing ice cream, and Shaun talks about how his girlfriend makes him feel old.

The guys take a look at a trio of timely airline headlines, then welcome a special guest on a live phone call for the first time in Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris dances around pornography with euphemisms, Dave is nowhere to be found for some reason, and Shaun explains his childhood fear of flying.

The guys welcome a special guest while important outside things are happening, then discuss a trio of shark stories in Headlines. Also, Chris holds down the fort, Dave misses an episode to go take care of his family or something I don't know geez, and Shaun promotes ATB merchandise that doesn't exist.

The guys dance around death in Headlines, talk D&D and other RPGs in Buzz Off, then tackle the How I Met Your Mother finale in Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris grapples with the best way to die, Dave identifies with Neil Patrick Harris, and Shaun explains the dangers of a 20-pound cat.

The guys actually convince Dave to talk about some big upcoming films, including the first Peanuts movie in three decades and some important Disney sequels. Also, Chris swears for a second straight episode, Dave wants an 18-inch corn dog in his mouth, and Shaun wants everything to become a movie about football.

The guys talk about all the vices they encountered in Las Vegas and then wonder if rich people really do have better sex. Also, Chris sends a harsh message to clueless religious people, Dave battles against basketball hipsters, and Shaun rescues an exotic dancer by kidnapping her and putting her in his trunk.

The guys put together a helter-skelter episode that goes in a bunch of directions, like discussions on Barbie in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and the WWE Network. Also, Chris makes a case for a new business model for streaming, Dave revives an age-old bit, and Shaun forgets his train of thought mid-sentence.

The guys do some more work on their upcoming movie, including important casting decisions and an inevitable spinoff, then tackle some tech headlines. Also, Chris goes off on Oscar nitpickers, Dave gives Shaun some bad news on stock advice, and Shaun battles a near-fatal case of Restless Leg Syndrome.

The guys talk about food for the 395th time in the history of the show, including a supermarket game show and another look at fat Americans. Also, Chris has trouble with intimacy during his youth, Dave sentences his daughter to a fate worse than death, and Shaun throws every single family member under the bus.

The guys tackle some extremely timely headlines, then break down a series of game show topics in the second half of the show. Also, Chris plans to pelvic thrust near Pat Sajak, Dave wants to procure some of Ben Stein's moolah, and Shaun gets set to join the Freedom Fighters.

The guys brace themselves for another spiteful holiday episode, but things go in a surprising direction. Also, Chris hates today's distinction between dating and hanging out, Dave vows to work extra-hard for his marriage, and Shaun doesn't get a chance to discuss his super-exciting V-day plans.

The guys run through a series of gambling-related stories like a man caught cheating at blackjack, then guzzle down free drinks in Buzz Off. Also, Chris shows off his sexy bedroom voice, Dave keeps his schedule free for some silly reason, and Shaun has nightmares about the worst tip ever.

The guys make their triumphant return by running through a bunch of listener feedback and introducing a brand-new segment sure to change the world. Also, Chris questions his career path, Dave reveals his daughter's name, and Shaun despises the Friends character that he embodies.

The guys roll back the time machine as they try to plan ahead for their big move, then discuss soul mates in Headlines and the earliest Sonic games in Buzzkill. Also, Chris talks about the sanctity of showers, Dave refers to his wife as his roommate, and Shaun places a personal ad for himself on-air.

The guys shorten the show a bit in the middle of their move, but still have time to question shooting lasers at your brain and find out which songs are the most annoyingly catchy. Also, Chris tries to stop a virus, Dave tries to make a plea for sanity, and Shaun tries to start an argument with himself.

The guys wonder about the perils of milk and cookies for children, then discuss whether or not spanking is okay in a surprisingly serious Buzzsaw. Also, Chris makes a plea for common sense, Dave makes an announcement toward the end of the show, and Shaun almost admits to backhanding children.

The guys wonder how it can be a crime to park in your own driveway, then discuss some of the features of their dream house in Buzz Off. Also, Chris has doubts about a half a million euro prize, Dave doubles back on his hatred, and Shaun abruptly leaves at the end of the show.

The guys discuss why spiking your wife like a football is a bad choice and behaving like a child is a horrible idea, then reminisce about two great things in Buzzkill. Also, Chris creates awkward nicknames for his younger self, Dave makes plans to avoid dying alone, and Shaun reveals his fantasies about Joe Rogan.

The guys look at a variety of studies, including the way we describe the stages of drunkenness and the horrors of soap dispensers in the bathroom. Also, Chris tells people to mind their own business, Dave tells people to stop bashing referees, and Shaun promises to talk less because he's sick.