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A very special thing happened in Kentucky this week, and Brent is giddy about it. Y3K Coke tastes like computer poop. The Hulk Hogan Store. How can I place a wager on Taylor Swift (1-800-GAMBLER). Alex Jones gets choked out live. Light sabers and TSA. Plaid. The woman in line at Spirit Airlines with no drawers on. Suing Disney for permanent wedgie damage from a waterslide. Surprise toothpaste mout...

Go listen to Cinemachat this week, it was good. How the fast food joints botched National Cheeseburger Day, and places seem to love calling their food “angry”. The lost F-35 aircraft and one man’s wonderful scream. King Charles piloted a UFO in Canada in 1975. Losing your smart watch in a pit toilet and going after it (and getting stuck). Costco: How much is too much…you be...

If you want to make food last longer, eat it with a baby spoon. Peanut Butter and (Jam) Jelly talk. You’ve NEVER had Jam? If you want to reverse aging, turns out you need penis rejuvenation shockwave therapy. Andy’s Axe Throwing. The Mexico Alien Announcement. Corey Feldman and Riotfest? National Burger Day I guess. Bobert, boobs, Battlestar Galactica. Get a doorbell camera so you can...

The newest AI home robot designed to cook food that you are going to hate. Eyeglasses are a sham, you don’t need them, and you are just weak. Google wants to try streaming games (again). Starfield. The biohazard that went “all the way down the plane” forcing it to turn around. Rob reviews The Nun 2, now with prop bets. Plaid. The Police are called. Calling pillows lumpy makes a c...

The strange addiction (that you might be into?). That thing when your neighbor injects chemicals under your door. Pumpernickel. The utopian society that is being designed by tech billionaires. Burning Man is having a bad time. Starfield and the genius that stole copies and documented himself selling them illegally. Joboo and Star Wars. Plaid. Baldur’s Gate 3 added rules because people are si...

NEW GAME from Maff. Rob’s….questions of the week? And he reviews Gran Turismo. Baldur’s Gate 3 Sex Speed-run. The great Butter Cow conspiracy, and everything you ever wanted to know about The Minnesota State Fair. Finding someone secretly living under your house for months. The video designed to make Brent make a noise. New Eggo drink. Chik-fil-a’s pimento sandwich, and lik...

Andy is an axe-throwing champion. What the hell are state fair butter cows, and why is there a live cam of them? Value Gamer Baldur’s Gate 3. The guy who eats MRE’s from World War 2. People are having sex in Robotaxis. The cat who gave a man an infection that scientists have never seen before. How 57 triathletes all ended up with diarrhea. Rob’s rant and is it tuna fish or tuna s...

The collection admission. Philly Fat Con. The Onion Lovers subreddit. The PA frozen banana thrower. How many different types of light sabers could Andy make? What are hard drinks? The true size of things. Leave manatee orgies alone. Florida has leprosy. The police are called. Jose Canseco’s painting. Mustard Skittles in Washington DC. Plaid. Steven Segal and Jim Carey had a 3-way? Entitled i...

The new giant X sign blasting in to apartments. Mustard Skittles. CGI dress from Oppenheimer. The unfortunate Florida manatee situation. The $40 DVD case. The police were called. Free Subway for life. Another assignment. Getting pooped on at The Open. Spirit airlines telling you to drink more water. Plaid Oh yeah, there are aliens now. The “real meat” burger. Runpee app. Much more! &nb...

A work story involving a (tuna) pie to the face that will leave you shivering to your core. The Perfecta, the world’s first AI powered grill. Rob Reviews MI: Dead Reckoning Part 1 and Oppenheimer. The unfortunately named man who drove a leaking waste truck. Burger King manager serves fries out of the garbage. Plaid. The Detroit police commissioner who got got with his pants down. The near mi...

Most of us were going to be gone over the past weekend, so this was recorded on Tuesday evening. Normal schedule to resume next week, thanks and enjoy!   Fast Food Customer Satisfaction   Millionaire Blood Transfusions   Sam’s Club Fight       Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat with us. We normally record Saturday 7pm Pacific/10pm Eastern on Twitch. If you’d like to...

The Fourth Of July Accident Round-up. The OTHER person who was on the plane with the lady that thought she saw a ghost. Early Detonation Situation. The guy who was accused of smoking in his hotel room. A sewer truck accident that left cars in ruins. Towing company that was buying stolen catalectic converters…millions of dollars worth. Plaid. The latest episode of Social Media Owner Narcissis...

A new game, and though the questions are good, it ends in a debacle. The AI you can buy to keep telemarketers busy. Snoop’s fast food. Rob reviews the new Indiana Jones movie. Call of Duty’s new anti-cheat measure that will make cheaters look like they are hallucinating. Plaid. Dave Grohl does a great Working On Walken. The police are called. More raw meat eating talk. Happy Fourth Of...

An interesting discussion about a digit in an orifice. A very detailed response from Milliamp, that was requested. Robbap1 update 12. A graduate cut off. Plaid. Don’t pull a pistol on construction workers. The Louisville Wrapping Paper Murder. I’ll show you a tornado. That sub was hot garbage. Amy Schumer sort of tells the same joke I made but not at all. HEY we could have bought Lobo...

Do you have a food folder? Dreaming about a home invasion and shooting yourself in the leg. Louisville Hot Pockets. Rabid woodchucks. Florida time traveler. The “intimacy doll” found in Texas and mistaken for a body. Pokemon bomber? The police are called. Play by play announcer hit by a foul ball. Rob reviews The Flash. Plaid. Senegal’s national sport. More!   Hot Pockets Japanes...

We are back, and with an update on what has been going on. Also, a movie game from Maff. Hoover the seal that talks like a man, whales that need the cops called, and mistaking a goat for a man. Las Vegas aliens. Don’t get high and buy a Staten Island ferry. A home break-in to steal “adult novelties”, to give away as birthday presents. Plaid. Parachuting into Rick Ross’s bac...

The Brandy Event. Searches for VPNs soar in Utah, I wonder why. The study that proves no one likes balls. The song that will turn your phone alarm off. Crazytown forgets the lyrics and hands the mic to a fan who has even better lyrics. $209/lb cheese. Plaid. The Minnesota legislator with some good audio drops. The kid on painkillers disrespecting his mother. Late night sassy Taco Bell workers. Far...

Dog with live mouse freaks out owner. Butt Drugs is closing. A kitten has a “mistake” on a little girl in the car. What happens when you try to pay for people’s groceries for internet points and they say no. The STI rates of Canadian seniors is on the rise, and there is a way to help. The new rule that might help little league umpires not get yelled at. Chipotle worker assaulted...

A game by Maff! Andy’s (and Brent’s) dinner stories. AI has been all over the place this week, from original songs to full hour comedy specials. Dracula sent to your email in chronological order. A guy acts like a baby, because a baby is crying on his flight. 2023’s best cities to celebrate 4/20 and etc. A movie night to remember…or forget. Plaid. Rob reviews The Mandaloria...

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Starbucks thinks adding olive oil to your coffee is a good idea, and definitely won’t give you diarrhea. Rob (fell asleep during and) reviews Super Mario Bros movie. Monster Energy Drinks sues everybody for copyright infringement, even video game studios that use the word “Monster” in their titles. The original recording of the Wilhelm scream. Some gentlemen in Florida steal over...

For some reason people at Texas City Council meetings are reading a lot of fake names this week. A water company worker caught “doing the dew” in the city’s supply. The anchor fired for quoting Snoop Dogg. The older lady bus driver what has had enough. Peanut Butter is considered a liquid by the TSA. Cup Noodles Breakfast Ramen. Plaid. Let’s talk about tipping. The police a...

Andy’s got a big axe throwing tournament. The two liters of pop guy. Another government official got tricked into saying silly names. Minnesota has the best airport? Steven Segal is going to train Russian forces. Afroman sued by the police that raided his house. Wisconsin’s nude car show. Plaid. Dad jokes are beneficial to your children. People’s laughs that sound like other thin...

Welcome to Daylight Saving Time Bullshit. Clong Clong. Sunny D cocktails. Alfredo J Simpson. The Lt. Governor who got busted and put on the news. Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day. Fake Parking Enforcement. The lady that pees outside everyday. Plaid.  The woman on the news that can’t stop saying “cocks”. Cincinnati’s Cocaine Cat. The WWE wants you to bet on wrasslin’. Rob&...

Amazon has a donkey meat problem. The minisax. Go on a cruise for 3 years and visit every continent and see 135 countries. Agent Elvis. Movie Night. Kevin Smith can’t screen a Batman movie. The Florida lawyer that spent it on drugs and Onlyfans. The new Southpark the nailed us all perfectly. Plaid.  Cartnarcs guy gets a gun pulled on him again. OJ can’t shut up. Ric Flair and Mike Tyso...