Eating Salads

Macy's Salad 10.08.2022 10:10 ↓

What gives you the right to not even check on the baby's wellbeing?

Dollar Store Salad 09.08.2022 9:45 ↓

Maybe I should've done another wax for the old girl.

VOIP Salad 08.08.2022 10:00 ↓

We've discussed it amongst ourselves, and we've decided we'll let you complete your quest.

GME Salad 07.08.2022 13:07 ↓

Apparently it's really easy for stuff like stock-splits to get confused in the paperwork.

Dirt Grinder Salad 06.08.2022 6:04 ↓

I've repeated myself all day today.

Shareholder Salad 05.08.2022 9:32 ↓

Today I compare the GDP and populations of Colorado and Switzerland, to see why we don't have more trains.

Wire Sleeve Salad 04.08.2022 8:19 ↓

Does anyone else have a watering mouth for hours after eating crock?

Broken Light Salad 03.08.2022 8:54 ↓

It was the dog's fault!

Walking Desk Salad 02.08.2022 7:36 ↓

The third hour of recording today.

Mite Salad 01.08.2022 7:32 ↓

The thing that I forgot, was that three pounds of cherries cost 12$, but that includes the weight of the pits.

Sidewalk Fence Salad 31.07.2022 9:30 ↓

Why would they split it in half that way?

Dog Shoe Salad 30.07.2022 11:23 ↓

Every prompt reads like a login phrase.

Pedantist Salad 29.07.2022 13:15 ↓

Has the American language gone to the dogs?

Crazy Craisin Kasey Salad 28.07.2022 6:16 ↓

She said "you spell it like raisin, but with a C at the end!"

Ouzel Salad 27.07.2022 9:33 ↓

We came down with sunburnt legs and blistered toes.

Microsoft Hello Salad 26.07.2022 9:25 ↓

It's not a good product! It's half-baked Italian style!

Grey Poupon Ice Cream Salad 25.07.2022 6:51 ↓

Not the flavor you'd expect, but perhaps the one you need right now.

Nope Salad 24.07.2022 11:03 ↓

Solid B+ movie

Tenet Salad 23.07.2022 16:28 ↓

Spoiler alert, it's all them in reverse from the future.

Teriyaki Garbanzo Quinoa Salad 22.07.2022 5:44 ↓

It's a simple, three ingredient, recipe for all ages.

Spider Spray Salad 21.07.2022 10:47 ↓

I tried convincing Penny to watch Drive My Car, and honestly I'm shocked anyone hasn't seen it yet.

Yacht Salad 20.07.2022 14:31 ↓

I'd say my idea yacht size would be in the 70' range, maybe with two three bedrooms and an office?

Bean Babysitter Salad 19.07.2022 7:03 ↓

I have a long reddish brown stain down the front of my white shirt.

Pacman Cookie Salad 18.07.2022 12:45 ↓

It was shortbread with a white chocolate glaze. Dyed blue, so it looked like the ghost from Pacman.

Scum and Villainy Salad 17.07.2022 5:33 ↓

The last bastion of racism on the front range.