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Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about Journey, forcing your kids to like games, and Draw Something. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole: The Last Window: The Secret of Cape West . Journey . FEZ . Dennis: Infinity Blade II . Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time . Draw Something . Ben: Journey . Flower . Limbo . What’s On Your Mind CryENGINE 3 Dark Souls on PC. Pro gaming on TV. Links of Note Noby Noby Boy Sonic D...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about eyewear, odors, and golf. Suggested Talking Points: We’re not having the same conversation. Bleach fights and soap stories. The nerd defense. The panties of neglected Japanese wives. Fantasy maid service. OTR is dissed. Alicia Silverstone, the mama bird. I do… Stab you. They stole my lawn. Buford for sale. Golfing in the DMZ. THE SCIENCE ZONE: What would you...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross software updates, Emmanuelle, not missing Bart at all (BOH!). Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Dennis, Kole, and David talk about Silent Hill 3, The Last Window, and features and benefits. Our apologies for Ben’s audio quality this week. What’cha Been Playin’? Ben: Elder Scrolls v: Skyrim. Kole: The Last Window: The Secret of Cape West. Planescape: Torment. Dennis : SSX. Rayman Origins. Silent Hill 3. What’s On Your Mind Amazon Prime video on PS3. No more used games? Baldur’s Gate remastere...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross get saccharine about Klonoa: Door to Phantomile. Klonoa nyaahs like a cat and is anime as hell. He’s also fated to save the world of dreams from Ghadius, who wants to unleash nightmares into the world. Is this cult classic overrated? Underrated? Listen and find out. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about sleeping disorders, novelty food, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Suggested Talking Points: Deep nosing. Sexsomnia. Hunger Games Robots. The Boom Stick Hotdog. Big Pop. A Hill of Beans. Hootie’s bag crimes. PSA: Ticks! S.O.S.: Save Our Swan. Homekill gone wrong. That’s a paddlin’. Ruining the Turtles. SCIENCE ZONE: Coregasms. Dial-a-Star.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross gender benders, corn orbs, and survival-horror based crushes. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about conveyance, fragrances, supernatural spelling. Suggested Talking Points: Isolation chamber. Kazakhstan demands a full investigation. 5 pounds of heroin in your tummy. Don’t legislate my penis. Eau de Pope. Sex toys, minus shame. Tacocopter. I’m so sorry potato potato potato. Science Zone: Flies, Rejection, Alcoholism, and cooked by bees. They made me handle...

Dennis, Kole, and David talk about Mass Effect 3, Silent Hill, and the Diablo III release date. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole : Mass Effect 3 . Silent Hill: Downpour . Silent Hill: HD Collection . David : Mass Effect . World of Warcraft: Cataclysm . Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning . Saints Row The Third . Dennis : SSX . Bejeweled: Blitz . Please Stay Calm . What’s On Your Mind Diablo 3 Release Date. B...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross leap into bottomless pits of effusive praise for Silent Hill 2. James Sunderland is a haunted man in a haunted town. Beckoned to Silent Hill by a letter from his dying wife, James is tortured by guilt as he’s drawn ever closer to revealing his own terrible secrets. Links of Note: Lazy Horse Mattresses Silent Hill 2 Silent Hill HD Collection Arc Words Itchy Tasty H.P....

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about volume, aviation, and discipline. ALSO: Needle Hand. Whispering coach. Charles Bronson in the Love Guru. The Shut-Up Gun. Arson spree night out. Silent Halls. Just kill anyone. HitmanForHire.com. Gas leak infidelity. The desire to piss outside. Your sexy is too right. Atta boy. I love you, Lady Liberty. Nuclear bank robbery.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross discuss Action Castle, the blind, and GamePro. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the trilogies, SSX, misleading reviews, and briefly introduce Mass Effect 3. Apologies for Kole’s audio quality in the first half of the episode. What’cha Been Playin’? David : Valley Without Wind . Portal 2 . Dennis : L.A. Noire . Rayman: Origins . SSX . Phoenix Wright . Zombie Parkour Runner . Ben : Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Kole : The Last Window . Links of...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross grind Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee to a pulp. Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee is a puzzle platformer that was revered in its time for its beautiful graphics, excellent sound, and abundant character. Unfortunately, its trial-and-error nature hasn’t aged well. This is possibly the most negative we’ve ever gotten about a game. Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee Oddworld: Abe's Exodus Oddworld:...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about lives cut tragically short, Denny’s, and Cheers. Suggested Talking Points: Car wash stomp. Mohel herpes. Middle school murder. Rear-view cameras to be required. This is my Denny’s now. DUI and a butt plug. Drunk zamboni driver. Finance your test tube baby. SCIENCE ZONE: Clever Shark. Beeping Cheers and Barium White.

Kole, Ben, and David re-do episode 145, and talk about our old favorites Dark Souls, Skyrim, and Final Fantasy XIII. What’cha Been Playin’? David : Dark Souls. Dungeon Defenders. Saint’s Row the Third. WoW: Cataclysm. Ben : Skyrim. Kole : Assassin’s Creed: Revelations. Final Fantasy XIII. Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross seedy hotels, Scrooge McDuck’s dark past, and free strategy guides. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about ancient candies, life hacks, and condiments. Suggested Talking Points: A podcast called Wanda. The worst story. Atomic fireballs. Community guns. Life Hacks: Claw Machine Tips. Tax loophole incest? The Reese’s Robber. Hazard pay for rape. Science Zone: Again and Again. Tighter in France. Salsa Bandit. Paid to attend.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross capitalize on the nostalgic popularity of Duck Tales. Duck Tales is regarded as one of the best NES games, and for good reason. Scrooge’s journey from the Himalayas to Transylvania to the Moon and back to Transylvania a few more times is one of the most novel and fun platformers around. Plus, that Moon music. Links of Note Duck Tales Duck Tales Manual Gordon Gecko Kn...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about being subdued, the logistics of chainsaw murder, and cheap beer. Suggested Talking Points: No intro. Panty study. Heart Attack Grill. The logistics of chainsaw murder. Pong Beer Pong. Duff Beer. Outlawing cheap beer. My other personality did it. Buy this stall. Dead Rhino. Science Zone: Ringtones make you stupid. Trunk escapades.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross Brian Doyle Murray, exposition, and Christmas memories. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about new formats, bullying, and career decisions. Suggested Talking Points: Continuing the format. Self immolation. When pajamas are outlawed. What does your wardrobe say about you? Monster is laying people off. No Name-Calling Day. The Most Overrated Thing. Shake and Bake. Gone Hookin’. Morgellons is Fake. Cool to DJ? Understanding Terrorism. An unending parade...

Kole and Dennis talk about the PS Vita, strange controllers, and Dennis’s new games. What’s on Your Mind? PS Vita ad campaign. Hardware reliability. PS Vita hardware. No PSN discount program for UMD owners in America. A single platform future? Naughty Dog considered new Jak game. The semantics of the remake. Psychonauts 2? What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis : Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock. L.A. Noire....

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross kvetch about Metroid Fusion. What began as the most divisive game WOFF has ever covered quickly became the game we loved to bash. Metroid Fusion is the black sheep of the Metroid series, having broken many conventions and flown in the face of what people loved about Super Metroid. Turns out, it’s not these strange design decisions we disliked, but other more fundamen...