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You live in a paradise under the sea, wending between the kelp... but there's a dark threat from within. Can you trust your eyes, sea elf? Links: Elf, Aquatic (Monstrous Manual)

Kris and Kole talk about millennials, the future of sex, and surgery. ALSO: A PSA. How many hours. New Zealand sign is the lake now. Fuckin' millennials. Tease and Please. These clowns owe us answers. Kris' vasectomy story.

We're back in Player Handbook territory as we discuss the long-lived fey creatures that die in secret like cats.

Prepare for a game that's better than Mario Paint, if your metric for quality is "number of animal sounds available for music composition". Links: Fun'n Games (SNES Gameplay) - YouTube Fun 'n Games - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Vaati talk about the Consumed King's Garden and the Untended Graves. LINKS OF NOTE: Vaatividya Portamento Cut Oceiros sounds. Very hard to listen to, be warned Seether Elaine Dance

Welcome to Days of Future Cast! In this inaugural episode, Gary Butterfield and Jeremy Greer talk about the first four episodes of X-Men the Animated Series. Broadcast to unsuspecting young people in the early 90s, this cartoon was a dream come true for X-Men fans. Lots of characters, lots of drama, lots of powers, and LOTS of bonkers accents. In this episode: S01E01: Night of the Sentinels Part 1...

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and Jala talk about Twitch Prime, Divinity: Original Sin, and we ask you if any game has properly captured your occupation. The Brief: Neil DeGrasse Tyson is making a game. Titanfall 2 console controversy. Twitch Prime is a thing now. Multiplayer: Occupational accuracy in games. The Grind: Dennis: Towerfall Ascenscion. Dark Souls II DLC. Divinity: Original Sin. Rocket League. Ja...

Or, as we call them, future pianos. Now I'm sad.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to Super Mario Galaxy. Support Watch Out for Fireballs! Links: Co-op mode | Mario Kart Racing Wiki | Fandom powered by Wikia

We're shaking off our glummies by returning to a mutual favorite. Enjoy this darke jyrney into the world of tech experts.

Can you fight a force of nature? Yes, but it would be boring.

From behind you, you hear a wheezing rasp. Before you can turn, you feel the rush of air. You know he's standing there, wagging both his finger and his hammer. As though to confirm the inevitable, you make the last movement you'll ever make. You wheel around. It's Kernel Kleanup. You've been deemed inpure. Oblivion awaits. Links: Pesterminator: The Western Exterminator - Wikipedia, the free encycl...

True love melts away, and all you're left with is some poison in your eye.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to Irithyll Dungeon and the Profaned Capital. LINKS OF NOTE: Pig Masks Old Boy Corridor Fight Try This Million Dollar Baby as a verb

Who can be sure what a baby snake would grow up to? Would it grow a face? Would its spear become a part of its body? So snuff out the fireplace, sonny, lest you invite doom.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross cram-jam Super Mario Galaxy. 3D Mario is a tricky thing. Though Mario 64 forged a path, it arrived at a different feeling and flow than we were used to in our 2D Mario games. Over a couple of iterations, it feels like Nintendo finally arrived at the apotheosis of SM64-style play... and then they promptly abandoned it. So, let's take a close look at this weirdo entry...

Listen, sometimes life gets you down. Especially when you think of all those wasted tears. That's why we bring you the Mope-Ped.

Nobody has ever used these things in a campaign, and I wouldn't believe you if you contradicted me.

Kris and Kole talk about opiates, justice, and excess. ALSO: Improving your experience. A maker society. Toddler generals and existential fishing stories. Arrest my toddler. Solid gold toilet. Congressman Teddy Ruxpin eats his foot.

It's an also-ran on the level of Sparkster and Bubsy, an attempt to cash in on the mascot craze with the ugliest hero imaginable. It's Aero, the Acrobatic Bat.

You happen into a clearing and discover a small, pearlescent egg. This isn't an episode of Abject Suffering, but your world is about to change forever. Links: Elemental, Air Kin (Monstrous Manual) — Three months after conception, the sylph lays a pearly egg in a special nest, and summons an air elemental to guard it.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and James Carter talk about Irithyll Dungeon and the Profaned Capital. LINKS OF NOTE: Cane and Rinse Retrofit Big Red Potion Richard's Excellent Youtube Series Midnight Resistance Patrick Moore...omg Storm King Not mentioned in the show, but here's another take on Seig that Gary likes but disagrees with The post where Sean references Seig a lot Gary's essay on DS3 NPCs...

This week, the Comrades explore two extremes: Factorio, which is a crunch crafting, optimization, and survival game... and Abzu, which is a serene exploration game with ThatGameCompany DNA.

Kole, Ben, and Jala talk about Mad Max, the game judgin' algorithm, and we ask you why you play games. The Brief: Algorithm might detect whether or not a game is good. Followup on Steam reviews. Valve delists game after developer subpoenas for player information. Berserk and the Band of the Hawk gets a release date. South Park delayed. Multiplayer: Why do you play games? The Grind: Ben: Mad Max. R...