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Welcome to futuresports, prisoner. Welcome to... THE HELL. Rageball envisions a world where all balls are skulls, and all sport is blood. It's murderball without the wheels, and anything goes... except moving quickly. But we feel the best way to describe it is with an acrostic about Ass Bart.

I can't believe a wolf wrote this entry by typing with his paws.

It's a game about the popular show that is no longer popular, and which we have never seen.

A controversial "the".

Hello! We're back to finish our coverage of Beyond Good & Evil. It's...not as great as it should be. Seriously, you have this many villains and heroes all in one place and it's still boring somehow? What the heck?! Thank you! We love you! Don't let us down or we'll tell your mom!

Kole, Ben, and Jala talk about some crazy VR stuff from CES, Human: Fall Flat, and we ask you about your gaming relationships. The Brief: Tesla Suit is full body haptics. VR for exercise. The Switch has already out-sold the Wii U. Top download list for PS4. The Multiplayer: Have games started or helped any relationships or friendships for you? The Grind Jala: Vermintide. Corpse Party: Book of Shad...

We think this is the last of the bland undead.

A muddled game that gets the blame, which truly is a crying shame. This week we talk about Child of Light, a recent smaller title from Ubisoft that takes RPG mechanics, slaps a very pretty coat of paint over them, and saddles them with a rhyming gimmick that sinks the story. Listen in to hear us mull over exactly how this is a confused product that can get some things right but still fall pretty f...

Look out Dolphins, you've got a competitor for "best entry in the Monstrous Manual."

Charyou tree. Charyou tree. Evan joins me to talk about the upsetting conclusion of the flashback portion of Wizard and Glass. As Roland and the others experience the joy of victory on the battlefield, Susan is swept up in the winds of Ka and sacrificed by Hambry on a burning pyre. The old ways are coming back.

Irritating Stick is a game about not touching the sides. This episode of the show is mostly about coping with trashgut.

What if a centaur was afraid of water?

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about some game preservation stories, T.I.M.E Stories, and we hear what you’re most exited about in 2018. The Brief: Nintendo killed it with game sales last year. Gravity Rush 2 players are rushing to complete the game ahead of server shutdowns. The MADE is petitioning for a DMCA cutout for MMOs. The Multiplayer: What game thing are you most looking forward to in 2018? T...

The Monstrous Manual plays it right up the middle with these classic masters of the night, but it's just a testament to how cool even the most basic vampire already is.

Nintendo went a little crazy, and we all benefitted. This live episode from the Portland Retro Gaming Expo 2017 is all about the stinky vice goblin Wario, his friends, and the bonkers games they made. We cover the entire series, hitting all of the ways it evolved to match Nintendo's wacky platforms. Then we talk about the experience of this year's convention, and share some stories from the floor....

The 1994 Street Fighter movie is a lot of fun. And you might think the game based on it, which nominally plays like Street Fighter II, might be fine. However, it's a complete mess for various technical reasons. Come explore these reasons with us, as we also talk about the mechanics of Milkshake Ducking, Action Hero Afterlives, and other topics.

What if a Koosh ball got pissed?

We hadn't done a mainline Sonic game for Abject Suffering before, so we're happy that our first one is a doozy .

Not as unique as you'd think.

Hi folks! This week we're going to cover the first two parts of another X-Men TAS FOUR PARTER. This time it's Beyond Good & Evil, a time travel adventure that pulls in a host of superheroes and supervillains that sounds pretty interesting on paper, but is kind of boring and bad in execution. Also: lots of bathroom talk on this week's episode. We're sorry.

Sadly, we must bid Troll Week adieu.

More people wrote in to talk about the Witcher 3 than any other game on WOFF! And in this episode, we get to the business of hearing the praise and damnation. Support Watch Out for Fireballs! Links: Sorry folks parks closed - YouTube The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (Zero Punctuation) - YouTube 5by5 | John Siracusa Lindybeige - YouTube

It was never about the gas, it was about the ball. Murph joins me to talk about the continuation of "Come, Reap", as the boys are captured and it seems all hope is lost. However, Susan and Sheemie are ready to come to the rescue.

Troll week continues with Desert Trolls, Giant Trolls, and more.

Let us solve this fleshy puzzle together on this Christmas episode extravaganza.