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What is this, why does it exist, how did it get approved, and who bought it? No Rules: Get Phat isn't tied to any cartoon, even though it looks like it should be. There's no movie, no novelty song, no toy. It just... is. Let's try to unravel this mystery together, though I gotta tell you that we don't get very far before we start talking about gym class.

Your car is the only safe place. Forget about it.

The dirtboys are back with, well, here we go. Watch this.

Kris and Kole talk about moderation, valuable fluids, and parasites. ALSO: Shirley Temple desires. The middle. Too much news. Every house comes with Encino Man. Deer semen is very valuable. Osama Bin Laden’s entertainment collection. Sources, methods, triangulation, and crazy parasites. The zone defense.

A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do, but we really wish they wouldn't.

It's time to learn about the virus that makes you a vampire, and turns sasquatches invisible.

Hey everyone! Welcome to the last season of X-Men The Animated Series. It's...not good y'all. These first two episodes, The Fifth Horseman and Jubilee's Fairytale Theater, are some of the weirdest shit we've ever seen. Not just weird X-Men episodes, but across all media. I don't even want to describe them to be honest. The first one is all about Apoclaypse and is sorta racist, and the second one i...

Who's ready for a game of bombardment?

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Into the Breach, the Diablo-on-Switch rumors, and we ask you which games remind you most of elementary school. The Brief: People think there’s going to be Diablo on Switch. Cyan announces their new game, Firmament. AI finds glitch in Q*Bert. Procedurally generated chiptunes. The Multiplayer: What game do you most associate with your grade/elementary school y...

Let's make a deal. Just meet me at the crossroads. Following through on our promise to cover all of the Witcher 3 content, this episode brings the best game expansion we've ever played. A routine Witcher contract drags Geralt into the middle of a conflict between two terrible people. On one side, you've got Olgierd von Everec, a noble-turned brigand who can never die. On the other, Gaunter O'Dimm,...

A bland and bad 16-bit platformer inspires a sober contemplation of how weird it is that the fringe elements of the internet are intersecting with everyday mainstream life. It's more entertaining than it sounds, we hope.

Our first entry in the book of Paranormal Animals of North America brings us the Aardwolf, a hard-to-see scragglyboy.

A new old story, within the story, within the story. Evan joins me to talk about the opening movements of The Wind Through the Keyhole. After surviving the events in Lud and their encounter with the wizard Randal Flagg, the ka-tet finds themselves stranded by a Starkblast... a deadly kind of winter storm. With nothing left to do, Roland tells them about what he did after his mission to Hambry.

A title that follows in the august footsteps of Inspector Gadget.

Welcome to the beginning of our new season! This first episode is a short primer on the Shadowrun universe, which will be useful for people who are more familiar with D&D.

Kole, Ben, Jala, and David talk about Metal Gear Survive’s strange monetization scheme, DOOM, and we do a Free Play Multiplayer. The Brief: Papers, Please inspired a short film adaptation. Warcraft III gets an official tournament and widescreen patch. Metal Gear Survive has a possibly exploitative monetization scheme. Colonel Campbell reads the recent Mueller indictments. The Multiplayer: Free Pla...

We said we wouldn't do any more split episodes under the new format for the show that began last year, but we didn't anticipate Ikaruga. Shoot 'em up games are an arcade mainstay that have developed an intense and passionate cult, and Ikaruga is one of the most revered entries in the genre. But it's also incredibly hostile and doesn't teach you how to play it. Faced with the possibility of coming...