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Not even Jeremy Irons can save this catastrophe. It's hard to believe it, but the Dungeons and Dragons movie came out in the year 2000. It looks and feels much older than that, hearkening back to a shoddier time in filmmaking. Not even the fully-committed hammery of Jeremy Irons can save this misguided and ramshackle disaster.

Don't corner an antelope and expect not to get eaten.

Kris and Kole talk about missed opportunities, flawed hagiographies, and big dick energy. ALSO: Missing the Journey concert. The second one is always hardest. Facebook calls the Declaration of Independence racist (and it’s slightly right). Who is the Brat Pack? Fireworks of passive aggression. This man did not earn his middle name. Agnes gets the hell out. Big Dick Energy. Giving up the Saudi con.

This game is actually quite good! As long as you get the DS version.

Just me and a few of my friends raisin' hell.

More Avengers everyone! This week we're covering episodes 5 and 6, which are titled Remnants and Command Decision, respectively. Ever wondered what the Avengers jungle armor looks like? Ever wanted to see Captain America be a giant dick to Ant Man? Well, buddy, we have you covered. This show is bad but honestly I think it's growing on me. OH NO

Kole, Ben, Jala, and David talk about Mega Man X Legacy Collections, Valve’s new Artifact details, and we ask you about your favorite tutorials. The Brief: Hire Fortnite tutors so your kids can get scholarships. Watch streams to thwart your backlog. Lords of the Fallen 2 scrapped. Valve announces more details about Artifact. MGS5 adds Quiet to FOB missions. The Multiplayer: What’s your favorite tu...

Airborn basilisks? Sign me up.

The story of NieR continues as we build out our party and explore more modes of play. The doldrums of the previous episode give way to some minor delight. The Forest of Myth shows us a text adventure with a cool conceptual hook, while the Haunted Manor is a Resident Evil pastiche. Then we have to do it all again. This episode covers NieR up through the Forest of Myth, after the time jump. Support...

Summer Jam season continues on with a twofer from the Dirtboys and PUSA. Lump and Peaches!

Do not shave the snake.

Welcome Home. Autumn Greer joins me to talk about a section of the book that focuses very heavily on Father Callahan, and his journey from 'Salem's Lot, across America's hidden todash highways, and finally to End-World. But we must also make a stop at Calla Bryn Sturgis to talk about Roland's weird rice cum dance. It's an eventful episode.

For a while in the 2000s we thought there was enough meat on classic arcade game bones to bear this kind of remake.

It's just a moose.

On this episode of Heartbeat City, Cozy is joined by Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert to answer your questions. Special Guests: Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about No Man’s Sky Next, the Overwatch League season finale, and we ask you about the scariest sounds in gaming. The Brief: Overwatch League season one ends. Picross S2 is coming out on August 2. Labo vehicle kit announced. NYU researchers develop AI to make you better at video games. The Multiplayer: What’s the scariest sound in gaming? The Grind: Ben: Octopath T...

Dash yourself upon the rocks for this rockstar pterodactyl.

Take a look, it's in a book. NieR released with a resounding thud in 2010, neither selling well nor pleasing critics. But since then, it's become a cult classic for people who like experimental narrative and varied play. Nier is a father who is desperately searching for a cure for his daughter's terminal illness. Yonah has the Black Scrawl, and a prophecy about a pair of magical books might be her...