Distractible

Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on. Visit the Distractible Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Prepare for a lot of hot takes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Year’s is overrated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices