Cinema PSYOPS

May 1st, 2016 The Bring Your Own Cinematic Trauma series continues with the gracious and incredible Brad from http://hellodoomedshow.podomatic.com/ as we discuss WitchBoard.  Matt and Cort start off the show taking pot shots at each other and the film before settling in to a full fledged review with occasional digressions of immaturity.  The entire time, Brad was an unbelievable delight and a comp...

Apr 25th, 2016 The Bring Your Own Cinematic Trauma series continues with the Sultan of Satanic Sinema Jeffery X Martin!  X is best known from kissthegoat.com but is also a member of Cinema Beef, Theme Warriors and a plethora of other shows!   Matt and I had way too much fun recording what may be the lewdest, crudest, most outrageous episode yet.  When The Tingler is equated to phalli we descend in...

Apr 17th, 2016 The Bring Your Own Cinematic Trauma series continues as Richard From doomedmoviethon.com Joins Cort and Matt live via interocitor to discuss the Charles Bronson vehicle 10 To Midnight,  Richard opens up and shares several traumas that come to the surface as we discuss this sleazy slice of Cannon Films goodness. Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20 total honest revie...

Apr 10th, 2016 Christopher From OrphanedEntertainment.com Leaves us a message after invading the lab area to give some final thoughts on Prince of Darkness  Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20 total honest reviews in iTunes and Stitcher, Cort will give away one brand new copy of Macabre from William Castle on DVD picked from those reviews and the winner will be given a chance to...

Apr 10th, 2016 Christopher From OrphanedEntertainment.com Joins Matt and Cort In the lab to discuss the first of the Bring Your Own Cinematic Trauma series!  The deviants quickly corrupt Christopher and drag him down to their level as the review descends into a barrage of odd sexual innuendo and bad satanic splooge jokes.  What a fun time! Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20 tota...

Apr 4th, 2016 This episode is jam packed with as much unholy evil and sacrilegious filth as we could find as well as blasphemous fun!  The music is Slayer, Merciful Fate and Deicide.  Its not for the faint of heart or those that are concerned about the fate of their “immortal soul”. It was a blast to record and put together and we hope that the strong willed will find it as such! Don’t Forget the...

Mar 27th, 2016 The Cinema PSYOPS boys watch Street Trash and record a live drunken and rambling commentary during the film viewing. Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20 total honest reviews in iTunes and Stitcher, Cort will give away one brand new copy of Macabre from William Castle on DVD picked from those reviews and the winner will be given a chance to review the movie on the s...

Mar 21st, 2016 This week the boys get super hyper and ultra manic as they gleefully discuss Dead Alive and close out the mini tribute to Peter Jackson! Cort gets a very bizarre interocitor call from Dan Chenille who is outraged at the video Matt sent him of Millicent engaged in sexual congress with the Bots.  This leads to an increasingly disturbing group of voicemails at the end of the show as we...

Mar 13th, 2016 The Fate of Millicent Chenille is revealed as Cort Loses his temper with Robot Matt before explaining everything that took place while starting the show with Matt.  The boys go on to discuss Meet the Feebles and have a blast doing it.  There is also another piece of the tragic story of Millicent revealed at the end of the show! Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20 t...

Mar 7th, 2016 The boys can finally discuss the lawsuit this week, even though they cannot disclose the cause of the sex-bot uprising just yet.  The discussion of the course of the show takes up the first segment of the cast before the boys delve headfirst into the sticky mess of Bad Taste and Cort’s true GoreHound nature is revealed. Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20 total hone...

Feb 29th, 2016 Fresh from our exile and in the new and improved studio we cover The Warriors with a little help from our friend Gary of Cinema Beef, Two Drink Minimum, and Sloppy Seconds podcasts!  We go far off the rails and trail off on many tangents in this episode, but It was a ton of fun to record and we hope you enjoy it too! Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20 total honest...

Feb 22nd, 2016 This week Werewolf-Man Jack takes over the Psyop Podwaves with his PSYOP Radio show broadcasting out of locations unknown to give fans a tour through the music of Cinema PSYOPS! Tracklist: Anything – by The Damned I Just Wanna Have Something To Do – by The Ramones Glad Damn Glad- by The Supersuckers Piece of Ass- by Nashville Pussy Lets do it Again- by The Groovie Ghoulies Die All R...

Feb 15th, 2016 Cort and Matt podcast live through a flux capacitor this week from the bunker!  Do to unforeseen circumstances involving the code word “Plumbing Disaster” and an unexpected shift of war robots to sex bots Matt and Cort hide out in the bunker this week and spend some time reflecting back on the previous 25 episodes with some behind the scenes stories as well as tangents that lead int...

Feb 7th, 2016 Cort and Matt delve into the Slumber Party Massacre franchise for the first ever Cinema PSYOPS Full Franchise Fest to celebrate the 25th Episode of Cinema PSYOPS!  There is also a disturbing development in store as Matt is forced to go into hiding during our recording sessions for the films and Cort gets a call from a severely distraught Councilor Dan Chenille! Don’t Forget the conte...

Feb 1st, 2016 Matt mistakenly watched the Martin Lawrence tv show Martin instead of the George Romero Classic, prompting the show to be recorded a day later.  The boys have an in depth discussion on Martin and really sink their teeth in as they find so many nuanced ideas in the film as well as the hidden messages threaded throughout the narrative. Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get...

Jan 25th, 2016 Matt is a bit cranky after his healthy living attempts are now extended to quitting alcohol.  Matt also laments that his favorite sports-ball team has lost and that he could use alcohol to numb that pain.  Cort’s paranoia extends to believing that the NSA and the FBI are now watching them and listening to the cast.  The boys talk about Love Me Deadly and Cort tries to explain the va...

Jan 18th, 2016 Matt Has reached his wit’s end in his ability to process and deal with the films in the “Worst Weekend of Cort’s Life” series.  While Cort is shocked the film left Matt feeling so hollowed out and empty inside after the degradation and horrors that preceded it.  Matt nearly used his only get out of jail free card with Last House on Left only half over!  The show also has the first o...

Jan 10th, 2016 Cort and Matt open the show talking about life in the middle of nowhere as kids.  This opening dialogue quickly descends into a bizarre discussion of Mennonites and the Amish as the boys confuse their lifestyle choices and culture and then just straight out slander and accost them when they realize neither group would ever listen to the show. Cort goes audio clip crazy on this episo...

Jan 4th, 2016 Cort reveals his latest invention when Matt accidentally walks in on Cort testing it’s functions and making sure it behaves as expected.  Cort has an unusual emotional outburst against 2015 because of all of the heroes that he lost in that year and can’t even muster himself for the full list. This surprising emotional outburst makes Matt very uncomfortable.  The Boys then discuss eve...

Dec 28th, 2015 Happy New Year!   May your New Year’s Eve celebrations never be like that experienced in “The House On The Edge Of The Park”. This week we find Matt deeply disturbed and very unhappy about the pain and suffering he has endured at the hands of Alex and Ricky in this house party turned horribly wrong, nasty as all hell rape revenge sleaze-fest.  The experiment was nearly proven when a...

Dec 18th, 2015 On the most joyous occasion of the year we decided to cover The Hills Have Eyes and discuss how families can come together in times of crisis.  Cort goes on an anti Star Wars rant and the boys start an impromptu lyric writing to the theme of Star Wars as well as Cort trying to keep the holiday cheer going in his own twisted way. Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20...

Dec 13th, 2015 This week we flashback to a botched surgery on the brain of our unwilling test subject Matt and then discuss Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. Cort and Matt delve into the lowest and most ludicrous armchair psychology this week as they discuss the inner workings of the characters minds and offer over analyzed conjecture about the motivations for the choices they make in the film....

Dec 6th, 2015 This show on the Video Nasties documentaries is trim and mean.  It is a tribute to every opposition to censorship we could muster.   We packed it with the free speech of artists, comedians, and even “offensive” views and songs from multiple sources.  This show was meant to be salacious, scandalous and everything to start a dialogue and examine the consequences to censorship beyond ke...

Nov 29th, 2015 Double beasties and a bountiful supply of beauties await Cort and Matt as they discuss the films  Rawhead Rex and The Loreley’s Grasp.   its another endurance run this week as the chaps dive into the depravity and monstrosities within both films. Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20 total honest reviews in iTunes and Stitcher, Cort will give away one brand new copy...

Nov 22nd, 2015 This week is filled with severely in depth discussions of both films to the point were we just couldn’t squeeze anything else into a single file.  We stayed on target for so much of this that nearly every small side tangent was cut! Despite these draconian cuts, we still have an episode that comes close to 3 hours.  What a couple of fawking windbags! Every week an obsessed film coll...